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your such a bitch. who the fuck kisses girls before/during sex. pussy!

tell a bitch to suckadick

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just had one of the ex girlfriends from high school's little brother drop me off a sack

dude is huge now, all grown up n shit

scared the hell out of me

told him not to tell his sister....

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haha. kunk, let it be known that i'm gay, if you didn't know already. no homo

so do you take in teh butt or give it?

or both?

:cool:

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rough day at school, open the door, first thing i see in the house, 2 flats of beer, just sitting on the stairs. In addition to the fridge full of beers and the growing pile of full cases of beer in the shoe closet.

Did I mention how much I love my brothers new job at a brewery?

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rough day at school, open the door, first thing i see in the house, 2 flats of beer, just sitting on the stairs. In addition to the fridge full of beers and the growing pile of full cases of beer in the shoe closet.

Did I mention how much I love my brothers new job at a brewery?

what brewery is it

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HOLY SHIT FEARITSELF JUST WALKED INTO THE SHOP HAHAHAHAHAHAH NIGGA IS LIKE 6 4 hhahaahahah

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^^^That owns.

Today was such a good day. Got up early and was really productive at work had an awesome burger for lunch. Had a couple good games of CoD4... all around solid day. Weird how some of the best days are ones in which nothing in particular is extraordinary but the day just has good flow and goes by smoothly.

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did you say HEY FEAR IT SELF

I CAN SELL YOU SOME SWAGGER

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yeah, especially when you're married. isn't kissing their pusses enough?

your such a bitch. who the fuck kisses girls before/during sex. pussy!
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I didn't realize how much I rely on the net until my computer crapped out Wednesday evening. It was like the South Park episode. I guess I'm a visual learner.

That being said, I was slightly disappointed by the whole thing. Computer would turn on for a short while, then everything would go a bunch of random fucked up colours, then disintegrate into black, and the monitor would shut off then. It creeped me out and I was hoping for it to be some crazy ass virus, and half-expected a skull to pop up and laugh at me. At least that would've been impressive.

Buying a new replacement graphics card sure as hell wasn't. :(.

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Not really. It's posted like two pages back.

fuck you du

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might as well end it man

there are no other people out there

the best advice a father could give a daughter.

oh noez

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your such a bitch. who the fuck kisses girls before/during sex. pussy!

fuck you. guess you never had a bitch all hot breathing all over your face with breath like some thunder.

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i prefer taking it, anyway also cos my bf doesn't even let a finger slip up his ass.

and i can't believe i said that. :eek:

so do you take in teh butt or give it?

or both?

:cool:

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i can't believe it either.

minou, can i ask you something? how do you deal with man breath. i floss 18 times a day and eat 12 packs of gum, but most men have some stank ass breath. do you find this?

serious question. not going to ask you the ins and out of amnything more personal than that.

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HAHAHA. kunk i seriously lol'd at that.

ok, i call my bf sardine breathe cos it fucking smells of sardine. fuck....

the only way is to ask him to chew a gum or brush his teeth all the time!

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^thanks. i guess constant brushing is the answer. male or female, stank breath is a dealbreaker. smokers breath never bothered me, but a chick with plaque breath or sinus breathe will wither the dick.

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both me and my bf are heavy smokers but seriously... smokers breathe and sardine smell = epic combination.

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my friend john used to crash at my old apartment and his nightly ritual was a cigarette and a glass of milk. his breath would fill the whole apartment in the morning.

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ouh shit. the stank of breathe after drinking milk and smoking is gross as fuck.

i can puke even if i do so myself.

why does milk cause that much fucking stank!??!

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