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iw as going at like a week and a half.

then i turned 18 and was like: time for the first legal pack

and i kinda gave up

i met this girl. kinda liked her. decided shes not as good as the one i got.

glad i came to that conclusion.

if your currently stalking me right now: im sorry its cause you like benny goodman, my girl likes good shit, and you like benny goodman. sucks to suck. NEXT

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if your currently stalking me right now: im sorry its cause you like benny goodman, my girl likes good shit, and you like benny goodman. sucks to suck. NEXT

Fucking BOOYAH!

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NICOTINE keeps me clean. Im tripping acid right now. wooo.

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in a conversation today about dov charney (aa ceo/pedophile/american hero) with a couple co-workers i came to the conclusion i have hooked up with 7 pervious female co-workers or subordinates.

im not a good person.

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^

the only reason i work is to find new places to put my penis.

whether its co-workers or equipment.

sandwiches when i worked at subway (don't eat the tuna).

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I saw my friend's penis last night. Then I had to stop him from running into Taco Bell and fighting this fool. All with no pants.

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tripping acid was a great experience.

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i confess i fell asleep on the stand/shelf of a ghetto store in cleveland...

and my friend saw me and left me there.

i woke up quite energized and wore a spiderman mask the rest of the time in the store.

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Oh mang, I'm used to it. It's just that... I don't normally have such a specific image.

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Wtf yo asian chick in this pic I don't know where you live but you should be pulling much better white dudes than this. You're crazy in demand exotic right now like city beachside property before the housing bubble. Step your white man game up.

One of my roomies is a white architect grad. Got some steez, nice guy, plays guitar, DJs, makes okay bank. He broke up with a CWG who is at least an 8 and is currently dating a much heavier asian girl who is at best a 4-5. You guys are like credit default swaps right now white dudes got no idea how to value the ASSets correctly so take advantage. Based on this pic of you I expect at least Clopek quality white dudes.

Also ignore this whole post if you're in Asia. In that case props on finding a white guy your age and not some fat 50 year old ex-pat.

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Wtf yo asian chick in this pic I don't know where you live but you should be pulling much better white dudes than this. You're crazy in demand exotic right now like city beachside property before the housing bubble. Step your white man game up.

One of my roomies is a white architect grad. Got some steez, nice guy, plays guitar, DJs, makes okay bank. He broke up with a CWG who is at least an 8 and is currently dating a much heavier asian girl who is at best a 4-5. You guys are like credit default swaps right now white dudes got no idea how to value the ASSets correctly so take advantage. Based on this pic of you I expect at least Clopek quality white dudes.

Also ignore this whole post if you're in Asia. In that case props on finding a white guy your age and not some fat 50 year old ex-pat.

hahaha. im far from heavy but that is me in the picture and i live in brooklyn. i don't date that dude anymore.

and my hair's not (entirely) blonde anymore.

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next time don't waste your trip reading superfuture

i watched the wizard of oz and threw stuff off of my friends roof. and then i went on superfuture... the fuck is wrong with me.

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"alright, here we go. my american citizenship is finally going to come full circle. i'm finally going to live out what so many have fought to protect. the foundation of my rights as an american. here i go to lend my say to the ever-burning flame of democracy...i'm gonna....wait, da fucks the del with this line right here? pfff, later."

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i watched the wizard of oz and threw stuff off of my friends roof. and then i went on superfuture... the fuck is wrong with me.

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FUCK U BITCH

IMMA GET ON DIS MUSHROOM TIP N SHORYUKEN SUM C.A.G.

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FUCK U BITCH

IMMA GET ON DIS MUSHROOM TIP N SHORYUKEN SUM C.A.G.

fuck you, too. going out of your way to add images into your posts. weeeaoooowwww.

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