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i drew a lot of hard rock solos this morningish in isketch

I was skimming thru superconfessional really fast and read "han cock solo"

mang they b some serious porno star wars drugs in the atmosphere

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I met this woman that makes a ton of money, is fun to be around, and gets drunk on two beers. Sounds perfect but, she has this problem with her ovaries. They're not doing something they're supposed to so she has a really hairy ass. I'm still trying to wrap my head around that. I might be too shallow.

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i didnt know ovaries were linked to ass hair! cool!!

today i watched

1) super high me (TWICE)

2) howl's moving castle

3) degrassi (WHAT)

today i ate

1) ice cream ( I NEVER EAT ICE CREAM)

2) chocolate (SAME AS ICE CREAM)

3) fiber cereal

i want my life backkkk

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There was girl for whom I care.

She got drunk easy and was quite fair.

But at one thing I did despair.

She was a carnie freak, a real rare mare,

Her ass was manly, covered in hair.

So I told her once and told her twice, baby, if you don't nair,

I'm fuck outta here, I did declare.

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i didnt know ovaries were linked to ass hair! cool!!

today i watched

1) super high me (TWICE)

2) howl's moving castle

3) degrassi (WHAT)

today i ate

1) ice cream ( I NEVER EAT ICE CREAM)

2) chocolate (SAME AS ICE CREAM)

3) fiber cereal

i want my life backkkk

NEVER eat ice cream or chocolate?! holy shittttt. how do you make it through nature's "gift"? i can see it now...

monthly pay-per-view japanese import thriller:

JANE vs. KING KONG + GODZILLA + MOTHRA

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on that note, jonas brothers be moving into your city

and in just about 3 months away!1

http://news.postbulletin.com/newsmanager/templates/localnews_story.asp?z=35&a=353417

will you get autograph4 me?//

ive heard, theyre buying a home in the notoriously snotty vaquero neighborhood in westlake texas. population 207!! its the same town i go to school in, apparently one of them might go to my school, but not one my age, which is a bummer because its my dream to date a disney star, really

yeah i hate ice cream and chocolate, i dont know why i ate it

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ive heard, theyre buying a home in the notoriously snotty vaquero neighborhood in westlake texas. population 207!! its the same town i go to school in, apparently one of them might go to my school, but not one my age, which is a bummer because its my dream to date a disney star, really

yeah i hate ice cream and chocolate, i dont know why i ate it

but jane - you could never sex them up, they've all taken oaths of chastity!

no jonas sexy time for jane.

nooo this could be YOU!

janeeeeeng5.png

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nooo this could be YOU!

janeeeeeng5.png

what the FUCK. dude on far right... he's making hella money squirreling all these disney-addicted chicks ranging from 8-12 years old and he's fucking wearing AMERICAN EAGLE. what the fuck. jane, if you ever get close with one of em, surely you will fix this? he's setting a bad example. hahaha.

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