superconfessional

[Astérix]

Ducatis are so dope

[jeepster]

my friend just switched her major to product design so she can work for Ducati when she finishes school

[freecat]

ain't a bad idea.

i was walking home and heard a Ducati Monster, probably a 916cm2, that italian sound was so nice... really made me wanna get one, they're only at around 5-6k€ used. Unfortunately here you need to be over 21 to ride something over 25kW powerful ...

[jeepster]

I'm all sorts of smitten with this girl I hung out with last night. she's so c00l.

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

Lucky. I was alone on a damn Friday night. Watched saving pvt Ryan and Brun. Omg Bruno was so bad. God damn.

[Leonard Leroy]

I'm all sorts of smitten with this girl I hung out with last night. she's so c00l.

which one which one

i met dora at your dorm today, she's cute

[jeepster]

which one which one

i met dora at your dorm today, she's cute

who's dora?

you mean dorielle?

dunno a dora.

[Leonard Leroy]

ya dorielle.

[Caps Lock]

The only reason why I'm going to this sweet 16 is cause I can have in-n-out. Seriously.

[Leonard Leroy]

Yo, in-n-out is motivation enough for a lot of things, especially if you're on the east coast.

I also need someone to crush on, that's motivation.

And a pull up bar

[evisu 2000]

you shoulda just said

fuck the police

comin straight from the underground

a young nigga got it bad cuz i'm brown

and not the other color so police think

they have the authority to kill a minority

fuck that shit, cause i ain't the one

for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun

to be beatin on, and thrown in jail

we can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

fuckin with me cause i'm a teenager

with a little bit of gold and a pager

searchin my car, lookin for the product

thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

you'd rather see, me in the pen

than me and lorenzo rollin in a benz-o

beat a police out of shape

and when i'm finished, bring the yellow tape

to tape off the scene of the slaughter

still gettin swoll off bread and water

i don't know if they fags or what

search a nigga down, and grabbin his nuts

and on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none

but don't let it be a black and a white one

cause they'll slam ya down to the street top

black police showin out for the white cop

ice cube will swarm

on any motherfucker in a blue uniform

just cause i'm from, the cpt

punk police are afraid of me!

huh, a young nigga on the warpath

and when i'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath

of cops, dyin in l.a.

yo dre, i got somethin to say

[Nil]

I routinely lie to women. Oddly enough, almost every woman I know considers me a rather nice guy. Even ones I've fucked over don't ever seem to catch on to how badly I treated them.

I don't feel the least bit guilty about any of this either.

[evisu 2000]

i hate how my book won't let me buy the hook

not even gonna get into why i'm still with them

[Enray]

The only reason why I'm going to this sweet 16 is cause I can have in-n-out. Seriously.

In-N-Out is pretty great, and they need one in the Berkeley area.

[tac0tron]

So, Whitney's face didn't look like how it looked in my dream months ago.

[akuma no uta]

i dont see whats so great about sunnO))....

have you ever seen them live?

or listened to them on 180 gram wax through a huge soundsystem at maximum volume?

if not, then youve never heard sunn.

[Thorns]

What do you do when you have a confession thats maybe too serious to post on the internets?

[Leonard Leroy]

Whisper into the hollow of a tree and fill it with mud

[Akira]

Post it anyway of course. This is the trash, we don't judge (5)

[mr fluffernutter]

have you ever seen them live?

or listened to them on 180 gram wax through a huge soundsystem at maximum volume?

if not, then youve never heard sunn.

lol that is such a thing to say

[back211]

i sexed this one girl, in the middle i looked down and regreted everything, told her i was going to b back in a sec., went down in boxers told me friend,"hey man you wanna get some food?" as we walked outside i told him to bring me home. now i am here.

[jeepster]

2nd night hanging with this girl

so unbelievably smitten

fffffffuuuuuuu

[hellogoodbye]

I'm a bad friend.

same was supposed to spark one up with a couple of friends last night but i blew them off to hang out with this chick i just met. apologized this morning but still feel like a fucking asshole. on a slightly more positive note, at least i got head

[samsikle]

not gonna lie. a bit disappointed.

[tac0tron]

sorry .

I didn't mean it in a bad way.

[Nil]

What do you do when you have a confession thats maybe too serious to post on the internets?

It depends. Has the statute of limitations expired yet?

[NatseOklim]

I think SNL is REALLLLLLY not funny. Dunno how many people agree with me.

[tac0tron]

I don't think the SNL now was as funny as the SNL back then.

[wesc]

same was supposed to spark one up with a couple of friends last night but i blew them off to hang out with this chick i just met. apologized this morning but still feel like a fucking asshole. on a slightly more positive note, at least i got head

if i were your friend id only let this slide if she savored your flavor and didnt opt out in the end.

[samsikle]

I think SNL is REALLLLLLY not funny. Dunno how many people agree with me.

i fully agree, but the only skit that hella gets me is the target lady. hilarious

http://www.hulu.com/watch/72441/saturday-night-live-target