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What do you do when you have a confession thats maybe too serious to post on the internets?

It depends. Has the statute of limitations expired yet?

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same :( was supposed to spark one up with a couple of friends last night but i blew them off to hang out with this chick i just met. apologized this morning but still feel like a fucking asshole. on a slightly more positive note, at least i got head

if i were your friend id only let this slide if she savored your flavor and didnt opt out in the end.

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my favorite comedy series right now is stella

lets getta da pizza out!

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ahaah thanks for posting this, i was having a shitty day and it made me laugh. Hilarious! :D "ahhh i'm going crazy"

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since you posted that 2 hours ago, that means you're about to knock some beezy up in the next 30 minutes?

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I saw a 50 year old dude today with some gray ass hair, a bad cheap jacket about two sizes too big, beat up ugly timberland sneakers, one of those ridiculously tiny adidas slingback gym bag things...

and fucking ironhearts.

dude had sick honeycomb action going on.

i actually laughed out loud and a whole bus full of people looked at me like I was insane.

highlight of my day.

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she wants to go to NYC

i don't

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I went up to a girl and told her "you have a nice ass" ...and walked away

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