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i want to go to a hardcore show for the first time in years, i wanna see polar bear club and join in on pile ons and beat the shit out of strangers, i want to stomp and not give a fuck about life or my problems. i miss that whole mentality, shit was fun.

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fuckin hate when i get caught off guard and someone says sup to me, i usually end up saying something stupid like hi which i find awkward to say period.

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fuckin hate when i get caught off guard and someone says sup to me, i usually end up saying something stupid like hi which i find awkward to say period.

+1 and then I always feel like I was an ass afterwards (for not asking how the other person's doing or whatever)

I am sincerely bothered when people use the word till in place of 'til (as in until sans un). NOT THE SAME THING!!!

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about to default on my cc, and thereby default on my tuition payments, sooooooooo whatever I can do to pay the bills....

if you get shitty hours just sell the complimentary cocaine

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i once used my younger brothers toothbrush to itch my gooch.

he remains in blissful ignorance to this day.

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also, i occasionally confuse "profound" and "prolific", most often while inebriated, for im fairly certain those are the only times i use those words

:/

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totally had an oversleeping dream when I was napping just now.

first time I've ever had one of those that directly applies to the situation at hand.

really weird.

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i dream about doing things all the time and it sucks. the other day i was dreaming about picking up my mail, opening it, the whole fucking nine yards, totally lame. i also hate dreaming about work... that sucks too.

i like dreaming though, but man, sometimes i feel like it takes it all out of me, and makes me even more tired than i was.

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I never remember my dreams.

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i talked to a girl who told me she could tell when she was about to fall asleep. i never know when i fall asleep it's just like a haze and then i wake up the next morning to my alarm clock

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I had a really long dream yesterday involving my grandparents. Basically I was living next door to them for what felt like a few days and I didn't really bother to visit them.

Later in the dream when I finally visited, my grandpa was super pissed off at me for not visiting ever. I couldn't even say anything in the dream. It was just a purely dreadful feeling in the dream itself.

I should go visit my grandparents now (always a premonition concept)

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I have a crotch blowout in a pair of my jeans, and I'm too lazy to go to HTC to get it fixed, so I walk around with a big hole where my balls should be. Whenever I wear any color underwear other than black, I get self-conscious about sitting in the front row of lecture, with the professor pacing around in front of me.

Oh well.

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I had a dream that it was my execution day. I don't know why but I woke up in my bed and there were FBI agents and they took me downstairs. I had breakfast and then I got set up in the small guillotine in my living room (wtf?)

then I woke up.

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I have a crotch blowout in a pair of my jeans, and I'm too lazy to go to HTC to get it fixed, so I walk around with a big hole where my balls should be. Whenever I wear any color underwear other than black, I get self-conscious about sitting in the front row of lecture, with the professor pacing around in front of me.

Oh well.

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I always dream about hawt wommenz

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I have now worn the same t-shirt and jeans this entire week and i don't give a fuck. I've got to the point where I'm selling off most of my clothing and sticking with straight basics. It's kind of freeing in a way. I think I'm learning to appreciate design and style without purchasing. My bank account thanks me every day. quarter life crisis maybe?

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