superconfessional

[Lab]

a calzone you blind motherfucker

[Mr Waffles]

im just saying it could have been a square pizza. If i didnt find out i was not going to sleep well tonight. At least i know my fantasy team is gonna beast stuff tom. after cutler gave me some breathing room.

confession: My fantasy team is gonna beast it tommorrow.

[Lab]

what the fuck

i need some gotdamn apple drank n

[poly800rock]

I think I just cried for the first time in.. ever?? It's a combination of mental+physical burnout from a terribly long week at school + coming home to emotional drama between old friends and my parents being disappointed in me. Holler for cathartic release!!!

And now in true branespload fashion I have written an emo rap (from my Wristcutter Collection) for everyone:

In a world of carbon copies, you were a diamond in the rough

I thought we could be together but you didn't want an "us"

And you couldn't take the "pressure" when I tried to make you mine

They say diamonds are forever so I tried to fake the shine

Then things dimmed down, and I start to miss the luster

Disaster -- you let us fracture, and now I sit and wonder

Why she thinks that it would be best for me to leave

because it wasn't fair for me to give and not receive

I thought you were perfect, so to me, everything was worth it

But now that I'm deserted I feel like everything was worthless

So now I'm cuttin' my losses, lookin' for nothin' but solace

Slashin' the past, that happened in a flash, was so fast

Now I try to be nice, but all your silences slice

Leavin' a wound for every time I said it couldn't happen twice

You're stabbin' my heart, I wish we could go back to the start

There's nothing I can do but try to grasp the fact we're apart

And now I'm stutterin' bars, at how you got me covered in scars

I was runnin' so hard but couldn't get under your guard

hopefully there are enough geeks here to appreciate the wordplay concerning a certain carbon isomer/a beloved sufu canadian

if you're getting burned out now and you're pre-med. wait till the real thing.

liberal arts ftw. do something you like and can Ace, than pick up your pre-req's on the side. why fuck yourself in the ass so early in the game?

[branespload]

i'm just burned out because it's only been a few weeks into my first quarter as a freshman -- once i get adjusted i'll be fine. school alone isn't a problem, it's unnecessary drama from home too. thanks tho :]

[sidneylo]

This isn't the girl named Kitty is it?

[weidna]

i just woke up in my roommate's bed with puke dribbling out of my mouth. it's 4:30 AM. no worries though, passed out at 8:00 PM so i got my 8 hours. you see, today marked the third annual tour de franzia. it's a little tradition for a bunch of us that involves drinking an entire box of wine and bike racing about 2 miles through mission beach. next time i'll try not to do it off an empty stomach and 2 hours of sleep.

will post pic or two after my friendly neighborhood CWGs hit facebook in a few hours.

[dismalfuture]

you're white, aren't you weid?

[azn8oi]

I ate a pair of chicken testicles today (cooked) and I enjoyed it.

Tastes like egg yolks (0)

[tweeds]

^ all i had was linguine, this makes me feel like i'm missing out on something

[TransparentCranium]

I officially give up on intimacy. I've just learned that the girl I thought I was about to call my girlfriend has been lying to me and cheating on me and I wish that this wasn't the most recent in five girls but here I am, once again dismayed at human nature and say fuck all y'all, I'm a misogynist from here on in. I feel gullible. And drunk. But that only softens the blow. God damn it.

1. How can she cheat?! If she wasn't your girlfriend. 2. "we don't love these hoes" 3.

Everyone cheats, even you, just not yet.

[HBlack]

i looked at your avatar and thought it was dr. daniway giving advice

[weidna]

you're white, aren't you weid?

yeah, i didn't realize that made a difference in categorizing CWGs as CWGs. what's more p.c. in my case, just CGs?

[icandunkonu]

my ex wants me to believe she is bipolar so i can forgive her for being a bitch

[jeepster]

It would be nice to even feel something akin to a crush again. I have literally found no interesting girls that have swayed me into some sort of crush or anything more than a physical attraction at this school. Its really lame.

[bill]

Will dit :

a girl called me

she wanted to fuck

i told her that a friend of mine is comming to my house

we will play rockband

and i'll do a final term project (projet de fin de session/semester)

and I need to sew a tee

Minou dit :

and what did she say?

Will dit :

bros

before

hoes

Will dit :

"oh.. ok.... another time"

Will dit :

i said "yeah. bye"

Minou dit :

HAHAHA

Minou dit :

you should put that on sufu!

Minou dit :

haha

and I can fuck her when I want

didnt felt like fucking with her today

[minou]

if you read carefully, i didn't actually advice! haha

[panicnation]

my ex wants me to believe she is bipolar so i can forgive her for being a bitch

by bipolar do u really mean bisexual?

I thought u were getting into all kinds of naughty trouble w/ her and yr current gf just a while ago...

[icandunkonu]

i am, but there is more than one reason that she's an ex and not current gf

[terrible!]

Tell her to holler when she's manic. Then ignore her calls (and binoculars peaking into your window at night) when she's depressive.

[please underestimate]

i ate at church's chicken wearing a peta shirt that showed a chicken saying "Jesus loves me too."

[chronoaug]

Yea, i have this smiths "meat is murder" shirt i lounge/sleep in a lot and it's always strange when i wear it to grab a quick bite and always go for the thing with a ton of meat. Especially this summer when i lived with a vegetarian friend of mine

Also, church's sucks. You don't have a popeyes or guthries near by?

[inaya]

popeyes sucks too, though.

so does chik fil a... idk why is everyone on sufu in love with it.

it's all about zaxby's if you have to go the fast food route

[julzkind]

church's ain't shit, but those

honey butter biscuits are the cat's meow, woww

our churchs is connected to a white castle and i still somehow only manage to eat those biscuits.

[jl3969]

chick-fil-a is good

wtf are you talkin about, woman?

[inaya]

but zax is just better... how can you disagree?

[chronoaug]

popeyes sucks too, though.

so does chik fil a... idk why is everyone on sufu in love with it.

it's all about zaxby's if you have to go the fast food route

zaxby's is the yuppie's guthrie's. i can't step near a zaxby's as long as i live in the south

[inaya]

haha really? not in gawja.

[BROSEPH]

wow whatdaheck i only have kfc up here

[poly800rock]

popeyes sucks too, though.

so does chik fil a... idk why is everyone on sufu in love with it.

it's all about zaxby's if you have to go the fast food route

maybe you just suck at life?