superconfessional

[dino might]

my left leg is fatter than my right. i know this because of how all my jawns fit/crease

[geekbonchic]

this is a dozzy

I went to paris....hooked up with a girl the first night at some art showing. She came back to my hotel and well pretty much ruined me for many of hours. She finds out im actually not american, a nice guy and somewhat on track...therefore she starts falling for me. Over 4 days i go to her art classes with her at the sorbonne and then we hang out all day and she shows me around the city.

Now to place this in context im in paris for work with my uncle but i stayed a few days more. I just broke up with the first girl i loved...the taker of 22 years of V. she turned out to be satan...eitherway.

So as the days dwindle down shit is getting really real. The last two nights are spent being as close as possible as she wants to hold me, Some really deep shit. now the girl is gorgeous, and im kinda flabbergasted with the whole situation as i just got out of one relationship that left a very bitter taste in my mouth. I think im about as awesome as a tuna sandwhich at this point...so really im taken back a girl so rad and pretty is so into me.

So on my last day as i start to pack up my hotel room and she tries to unpack my bags. she tells me not to go and that i can stay in paris and that her mom will get me a job (she worked in finances). Eitherway i have to come back home as it is still my home and im unsure about the grand romantic gesture that would have been.

She comes to the airport with me and sends me off...give me a gift for the plane. IFRENCH, for the ipod so i could stop speaking quebcious. attached is some handwritten letter that outlines feelings ive always wanted some to feel about me.

as of right now...she is still into me 3 days after the fact. she is comming to visit in 2 weeks

The significance/romance of all my previous relationships now seems like a sham. THANKS, MOONDOG.

[mackelface]

I bought my first cup of coffee from starbucks this morning, I usually hate coffee but I had an undeniable urge to go out and try some. 5 hours later I walked to starbucks and got another one, and now I'm studying for my business law midterm with a shit ton of caffeine helping me stay up.

[joey_formal]

i have anywhere between 2-6 coffees a day, fucking gold i love coffee.

[mackelface]

I think I'm hooked now, all I can think about is waking up 15 minutes early so I can get some before class.

[Charlie Delta]

my left leg is fatter than my right. i know this because of how all my jawns fit/crease

Listen to your voicemail!

[dino might]

^i posted about it in missed connections. was that you? what the hell were you saying?

i couldnt make much out

[lululu]

Well that's just pathetic.

I sort of agree with this. As a girl, I hate when I extend an invitation to hang out and they are declined for no good reason.

[Charlie Delta]

^i posted about it in missed connections. was that you? what the hell were you saying?

i couldnt make much out

Fuck my cheap-ass phone!

[dino might]

pm me what you said

[tac0tron]

I feel so fucking miserable right now.

[panicnation]

weren't you posting about how you were in a really good mood just a few days ago?

[M.O.A]

Paper on Isaac Babel's "The Story of My Dovecote" and Shalom Aleichem, "Get Thee Out" due in roughly 9 hours...

here we go

[tac0tron]

weren't you posting about how you were in a really good mood just a few days ago?

Yeah, shit changes though...

[whizkit]

i deleted a confession i made 5mins ago

[kyo]

In my current state of illness I puked in my mouth from a series of coughs...

edit: just happened again

[ExileOnMainSt]

I just broke up with the first girl i loved...the taker of 22 years of V

this is where i stopped reading

and thought to myself what the fuck

superconfessional has become the thread where pussies come to cry about girls

even if this is the truth, tell us you fucked her and her best friend

have some dignity man

[Charlie Delta]

You should've read on, it was a great story and not on some Knucks whiny status, and besides there is nothing wrong with being a late bloomer.

Whiz, sorry to hear that my friend, hang in there, things will always look up again eventually!

[chronoaug]

moondog's story made my night

[please underestimate]

moondog's story made my night

mine too, i bookmarked it. no homo

[mrip]

thats pretty homo

[minou]

fucking good weekend turned bad.

first the pants, then my laptop crashed at 3am last night.

i'm now using my dad's laptop to surf sufu and whine this shit out.

fucking gotta spend money on repairing it.

what's worst is that i don't know what's wrong with it.

screen is just blank when i switch it on.

could it be the graphics card? idk. fuck

plus i already promised skeetinyoose i'm gona transfer the money for those BW liner shoes. shithole. now i gotta find a way to get some more cash.

fuck fuck fuck.

[dismalfuture]

I have been sticking with girl #3 from my previous story, the girl I liked best. I haven't been spitting much game though. Reason being:

-She looks 21 but is actually 30, which she told me just a few days ago.

-She has a boyfriend of two years, (though it doesn't seem too serious)

I'm not concerned about the age thing unless it causes some crazy, and the boyfriend thing I can get over too. We had lunch on Friday, and then walked all over the city for a few hours after, talked a lot. Today we went to lunch, and then winq, her and I went to Costco and we introduced her to American bulk sized culture, and bought mad cheese, hams, gin, and baked goods. We ate chicken bakes and stole 15 pieces of silverware that we badly need at home, and she thought it was funny. I'm just trying to kep shit mad erratic, I show up in class late every morning with club cover stamps all over my hands from the night before, I show up steezing in head to toe Margiela, and I sit and zone out for the 4 hours, bringing steez.

Tomorrow we have a lunch date again and then on Wednesday I am gonna cook up this elaborate BBQ dinner for her and several other Japanese girls at our house, things are looking pretty good though.

[sybaritical]

I would like it if it was more appropriate ( ie, not creepy) to facebook clients.

[Scais]

today i stole a french guy's gf, and realized that i just enjoy the thrill of the chase. The girl is nice she works as a intern in a adoption agency in Sinchon. I might just pop her cherry and leave her.

[junglejane]

Oh, I wanted to +rep JJ for the wingman advice. She should replace Whoopie on the View. Or something. I dunno. I'm kind of out of it.

I would kill to be on The View. I would tell it like it is.

[ProfMonnitoff]

hank moody (californication) and i are too fucking similar, in personality and behavior

get over yourself

i want to be hank moody too

[Guest jmatsu]

so my bitch bought a pair of alexander wang denim shorts from an auction. she bought the smallest size. they are crazy huge. she can't return them. i started wearing them out. they are even pretty big for me, but fit okay though oversized. anyway that's my confession. been wearing wang's bitch denim shorts.

[wesc]

i fear that my knee and ankle problems will never go away and will forever be hurtin when its cold/rains/humid. the idea of getting old sucks but in a good way i can get a cane when im older with white hair and be like house md but without the genius.

i cant play bball anymore?

[joey_formal]

get over yourself

i want to be hank moody too

believe me im not saying it a gloating manor at all (an observation), those who know me in person and know the show can attest.