superconfessional

[kunk75]

^ i have always liked the expression, "your taste is in your mouth." my mom always says that.

[chronoaug]

lab- as long as you, vs toto and i's apartment has a nice loud fan in the bathroom, i'll only pee in the toilet i promise

[kunk75]

andy samberg's video is fucking funny. on now.

[joey_formal]

worst skit ever on now.

[kunk75]

axe are fucking marketing geniuses. shit smells like gas station bathroom soap/air freshener and has bros everywhere convinced it dampens the twats of cwgs everywhere.

[kunk75]

space olympics video was funny though. up on youtube. sounds like heaven 17.

worst skit ever on now.

[Servo2000]

I'm thinking I might not be skinny enough for these Cheap Mondays. I've been thinking that since I started wearing them like two or three weeks ago and the though will probably continue to plague me until I stop. But I probably won't.

[kunk75]

what size are you? have a 28 if you want it. got at a sample sale cheap. if you wanna pay for shipping, they're yours.

and lil wayne has a guitar now. what the fuck? and supras with the tags on.

[Servo2000]

29. I got them for $10.

[kunk75]

^ okay. i'm gonna give them away to some lucky ethiopian.

[jeepster]

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ad infinitum.

[kunk75]

jeep. who approved the staten island move?

weird destination. you'd have more fun even at queens college.

[joey_formal]

jeeps i feel bad for you stuck out on staten island.

[kunk75]

^ he ain't in jail. transfer homie.

[jeepster]

can't until the years out. I'm considering throwing a way a extremely generous academic grant that this school gave me just to not be so fucking unhappy. I honestly feel like I'm gonna gouge my eyes out. Homecoming today only exacerbated things.

I wrote a pretty bullshitty and poorly written stream of conscious rant like 15-20 minutes ago about how ridiculously fucked this place is, but extremely veiled as well (the piece that is). I'm thinking of submitting it to the humor column in the paper here. It's not particularly funny.

[kunk75]

got to be a few decent peeps there. you tried?

[jeepster]

got to be a few decent peeps there. you tried?

I dunno how I feel about anyone I've met. It's a fucking cultural wasteland here. Fuck the theatre kids, they're all whack-job fakes. Fuck the jocks for being exactly what you were in high school, just at a higher level of play in your sports. Fuck all the people like me who are in between for thinking you're so devoid of any group. Fuck this school for being 2400 people and more cliquey than my rich-suburban-white high school. Fuck text messages. Fuck Natural Ice. Fuck Hollister T-shirts. Fuck money. Fuck flat screen TV's. Fuck RENT. Fuck all of it.

[Tyro1]

your are still technically in NY jeep... You just got to remember that its only a fairy ride to Manhatten etc. You will meet people there you can get along with, you dont need to find new best friends.

[kunk75]

your standards are simply too high due to the unearthly awezumness of your internet brethren.

[jeepster]

probably.

tyro, I hear ya, but its not that simple. Yes its just a ferry ride, but then once there, I have to coerce myself to be a New Yorker for the time I'm there. Its just the feeling of being so many things at once thats feeling a little burdensome.

internets comforts me.

[Leonard Leroy]

convince yourself to be a New Yorker... huh.

[jeepster]

convince yourself to be a New Yorker... huh.

you're not a new yorker unless you live there fucking full time. It's somethign I learned recently.

edit: It was a mistake not start drinking today at 12

[Leonard Leroy]

I see.......

[Tyro1]

sufu makes me want to hang out with ny internet people... real people are lame

[Leonard Leroy]

Jeepster.

Here:

www.livejournal.com

[kunk75]

or jeep, better yet, fully embrace showlin. it's where you are for now. rock some hollister. some bootcut denim. a white hat. you'll be ball deep in bitches and you won't care about anything.

[jeepster]

leroy: sup, but fuck you on that tip^

kunk: I cannot embrace this place, ever. If I did, I'm permitting you and leroy to come out here (I'll pay cab fair from the ferry terminal) and knee-cap me.

[mrip]

jeeep please post some funny pee stories to get this thread pappin again

[kunk75]

til i was about 25 or so, friends had to like the same shit as me. now i don't give a fuck.

my two best friends are pretty different from me. same humor, values, etc. though.

kidding about embracing it, but you're so miserable right now, it's gonna be hard to change your mindset. find one other person who doesn't think SI is the be all and end all and at least you can ride the ferry in with him/her.

[kunk75]

i'm going to piss in jeep's sink.