superconfessional

[timber]

this morning i put the plug in the shower and lie down.

when i woke up there was soooo much water

Devlin you need to reread your Paperrad book and learn that it isn't safe to lay down in the shower....

[thorough]

One time i pissed myself sleeping next to a girlfriend. She never woke up and i layed down towels and stuff so i wouldnt have to sleep entirely in my own piss. it didnt stink because i had drank only water the night before. i cleaned up the pee stain and she never knew. i felt embarased but also proud that i was able to cover it up.

I had not pissed myself in $20 years and i chalk it up to trying to stay hydrated and having a dream where i pissed in the dream. If i did this with my current girl and she found out she would probally beat me.

[branespload]

confession: i just greentipped du above me for wetting the bed

[Corbin Law]

one of my friends took this one girls virginity one night and pissed all over her while they were passed out in some sort of spoonage. he awoke to realize they were covered in piss, cleaned himself off and left her there. in a piss puddle.

[skiniks]

and by one of your friends you mean...

[cabl3]

his algebra 2 professor naturally.

[beautyfake]

what country is that? nazi germany?

nope.. it's indonesia buddy..

[beautyfake]

if you try to leave the country, are they gonna stone you to death?

and anyways, mariage...

the thing is.. i am already out of the country, or at least for now.

but in the future i wanna go back so there is no way i could keep this relationship with my boyfriend. i figure out it's better to break it up now (after 3 years ) rather than denying the facts that both of our families don't agree with the whole inter-religion thing and neither of us is willing to convert. We could totally last forever, if only we had the same religion.

[beautyfake]

Beautyfake, you're from the Netherlands right?

Apparently in the UK they even recognise Jedi-ism as a religion, and thankfully we don't have ID cards yet. I'd have never thought that the Dutch government was as uptight as ours?!

Sorry about the breakup. Chin-up.

Thanks Aether

But yeah, as mentioned above, it's not the Dutch government. It's my country back home. I'm just currently residing in Holland.

[jeepster]

So I wanna buy a pair of oxfords... but its ridiculously hard for me to find them. And people are always like "USE EBAY RETARD" but I have a very great fear of buying a pair and having them fit perfectly, but I get some sort of foot disease and dying from said foot disease. Is this a legitimate fear?

[High Monika]

No. 5 of 7 of the shoes in my rotation are used. I have no foot fungi or communicable diseases. Your fear should be getting them and having them not fit.

[e0d9n0b5]

i wear shoes from thrift stores straight off the rack with no socks, no problems

[dismalfuture]

damn edgnobs, you live dangerously. I am wearing a pair of second hand shoes sockless (with insoles) right now, and am worried.

[jeepster]

No. 5 of 7 of the shoes in my rotation are used. I have no foot fungi or communicable diseases. Your fear should be getting them and having them not fit.

see, that is another thing. I'm a 14 in chucks (low tops) 13 in in high-tops, 15 in tux shoes (rentals), 14 in snow boots, 14 in a pair of monk straps I have (weird toe, don't really wear much anymore), 14 in sperry's, 15 in my tennis sneakers... man, I got FOOT PROBLEMS

REAL TALK NIGGGGGGUH.

[jane]

ew ed0924856fgtk1m, thats a good way to get

foot worms or whatever,

or staph infection!

i think there is going to be a form of bunions that will be contagious in the near future

i am so scared to ever fuck up my feet, and have to kiss my shoes goodbye

[bouwnt]

i wear shoes from thrift stores straight off the rack with no socks, no problems

yeah, but you live in a cave.

[dismalfuture]

converting to Jedi-ism would be worth it if they gave you an ID card.

[jeepster]

ew ed0924856fgtk1m, thats a good way to get

foot worms or whatever,

or staph infection!

i think there is going to be a form of bunions that will be contagious in the near future

i am so scared to ever fuck up my feet, and have to kiss my shoes goodbye

trust me, I know how it is.

Someone find the image of my fucked up ankle. It's in the random thoughts thread.

I can only wear certain shoes now because of how badly I fucked up my ankle. Otherwise, if they're uncomfortable I can wear a fug ass brace with them, which is unappealing in all ways.

[dismalfuture]

jeepster, quit complaining about shoes and go find me a cheap p-90 Les Paul Special that I can buy online.

[e0d9n0b5]

ew ed0924856fgtk1m, thats a good way to get

foot worms or whatever,

or staph infection!

i think there is going to be a form of bunions that will be contagious in the near future

i am so scared to ever fuck up my feet, and have to kiss my shoes goodbye

whatever they can't be worse than the case of brain worms i had last month!

[jane]

or the case of butt worms my dog has this week

[Lab]

or the case of doctorworms my wardrobe had 2 months ago

who the hell is gonna buy my raf lego sandals

[salaryman]

not it. 10 char.

[jeepster]

jeepster, quit complaining about shoes and go find me a cheap p-90 Les Paul Special that I can buy online.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Gibson-Les-Paul-Jr-Melody-Maker-P90-Pickup-TV-YELLOW_W0QQitemZ130252350166QQihZ003QQcategoryZ33040QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/1961-Gibson-Les-Paul-Junior-Jr-Double-Cutaway-P-90_W0QQitemZ150292566052QQihZ005QQcategoryZ38086QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/VOS-GIBSON-LES-PAUL-JUNIOR-JR-ELECTRIC-VINTAGE-GUITAR_W0QQitemZ220277867706QQihZ012QQcategoryZ118985QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/Gibson-Les-Paul-Studio-Worn-Brown-Mahogany_W0QQitemZ280264123295QQihZ018QQcategoryZ38086QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

(not p90's, but reasonable price)

all of those will go up. I'm really surprised that now that the double-cut les paul has been discontinued that the prices are skyrocketing on those things. anyways, good luck. the double cuts are actually really nice, but i've been out of the guitar game for a while so i dunno what the prices on these things are today.

or the case of butt worms my dog has this week

this made me chuckle

then i looked at your avatar

and pictured a worm coming out of her ear

and chuckled again

[panicnation]

and by this one girl you mean...

[e0d9n0b5]

yeah, but you live in a cave.

not anymore, i'm a surface dweller now!

[High Monika]

see, that is another thing. I'm a 14 in chucks (low tops) 13 in in high-tops, 15 in tux shoes (rentals), 14 in snow boots, 14 in a pair of monk straps I have (weird toe, don't really wear much anymore), 14 in sperry's, 15 in my tennis sneakers... man, I got FOOT PROBLEMS

REAL TALK NIGGGGGGUH.

hahaha yeah, I actually knew you're a freak that's why I figured fit is the issue. But seriously, get over the fear - live the life.

or the case of butt worms my dog has this week

or the case of doctorworms my wardrobe had 2 months ago

who the hell is gonna buy my raf lego sandals

Superb.

[artificialsky]

all the girls posting in waywt these days kinda freak me out.

i can't tell if this is a sign that superfuture is getting more hetero (groupies) or more homo (fag hags)

[panicnation]

all the girls posting in waywt these days kinda freak me out.

i can't tell if this is a sign that superfuture is getting more hetero (groupies) or more homo (fag hags)

i'm scared too because i wanna hate on them but i would also smash...

[ProfMonnitoff]

maybe

somewhere

out there

theres a fashionable girl

for me