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really?

why were the clintons having dinner at your house

my mother used to work in the Secretary's Office at Yale and was head of Security, so when Clinton came to speak one time, he joined us for dinner.

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shit, i wish i got to eat dinner with bill clinton even if i dont remember it.

apparently there's a picture somewhere of clinton holding me or my brother and one of us is crying.

dems for lyfe babby.

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i had a dream i got with lindsay lohan even though she lezzy in some restaurant in front of not mah gurl, but this bitty thats been all up on me but i was all "its fucking lindsay lohan, bish pleasse" and then i woke up late for work and decided to play hookey and call in.

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i had a dream i got with lindsay lohan even though she lezzy in some restaurant in front of not mah gurl, but this bitty thats been all up on me but i was all "its fucking lindsay lohan, bish pleasse" and then i woke up late for work and decided to play hookey and call in.

u shud youporn some lindsya and beat it of and get it ofer it mang.

ima do the same myself.

cheers, nigga.

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i just got back from playing tennis and i feel like shit

didnt eat breakfast and almost threw up cuz it was really sunny and made me dizzy and shit

but it was kinda fun

and then my friend called me and asked me if i wanted a bottle of champagne cuz his mom found it and now he had to get rid of it, now i got booze for tonight

:)

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A few days ago these boys asked for my, and my host sisters number, and I narrowely avoided it by saying, "I'm always with her", and then one of them called her cellphone four times today, and naturally, we didn't answer them at all (I thought he was a bit creepy).

Then today, we went to the city and we're walking down the street and then VOILA, they are right in front of us and ask us why we didn't answer their calls.

Why does this shit only happen to me?

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Need to find a classic blue or white long sleeve oxford shirt in a more modern slim cut with minimal to no logo visible.

Anyone have any suggestions?

american apparel?

this aint the small questions threak jack.

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danced with some girl at a party..and this morning I look down at my jawns and I now have crotch fading..girl probably has a bad case of bluebutt

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"Warner Bros. disliked the title Beetlejuice and wanted to call the film House Ghosts. As a joke, Burton suggested the name Scared Sheetless and was horrified when the studio actually considered using it."

lullllllllz

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confession: i made 5 posts, without careful consideration.

i've deleted all of them and replaced it with this one.

that is the confession.

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^ i read all 5 of those posts boi

b pretty lol

i have not worn jeans regularly in a month

how do you people do it

like 90 on avg here

wtf

do yall like sweat in your jawns?

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^ i read all 5 of those posts boi

b pretty lol

i have not worn jeans regularly in a month

how do you people do it

like 90 on avg here

wtf

do yall like sweat in your jawns?

yesterday in the city was epic sweat-fest

but somehow

icarus

was sweating less than I

kinda ridic.

A77 are not made for humidity.

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i was in hk, sweating my balls off in my new sugarcanes. i brought my nearly 2 year old sammies in the hideko yamane shop and the SAs were beasting over my jawns.

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wtf how yall get rid of the sweat smell so easily though

fuqqin hard to get my curry stank off even after soakin wit' lil' DTG knamsayin

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wtf how yall get rid of the sweat smell so easily though

fuqqin hard to get my curry stank off even after soakin wit' lil' DTG knamsayin

magical white people sweat. does not smell unless it is from the underarms

complete bold face lie right there.

butt sweat is pretty haneous across the board.

but

somehow

my jeans never smell that bad

even after yesterday.

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damn.

my sweat is like some next level stank

plz help

i can wear jeans in nyc no prob, never sweat dat bad

but when I'm in tha souf, lord.................it's just awful

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I get that swamp ass like nobody's bidness. Kinda uncomfortable walking around all day then sitting in a 3 hour class on those hard plastic chairs. I think i might pull an old man and bring one of those seat cushions to class.

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I get that swamp ass like nobody's bidness. Kinda uncomfortable walking around all day then sitting in a 3 hour class on those hard plastic chairs. I think i might pull an old man and bring one of those seat cushions to class.

You are practically on Mercury tho

Y WEAR DENIMZ THEN

SO MUCH SWEAT :(

:(:(:(

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I wear slacks more than denimz. The only time i wear pants are when i'm going out to a bar or to class/teaching. If i'm in my house, running errands, or other shit like that i'm in basketball shorts and a tshirt.

I just blew my nose and there was a bunch of blood. wtf? I don't even have a bloody nose or anything. Just bloody mucous. Fucking gross.

edit: fuck it. i'm gonna go to the new super walmart and support capitalism and exploitation. maybe cop some jawns. I feel really good that i sold my UF vs. miami ticket today. fuck the gators

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I just watched Josie and the Pussycats over again.. cuz Rachel Leigh Cook is damn fine (and I wanted to hear the main song again after having the epiphany that in it, she counts down from 6 to 1)

Then I recognized the actual singer of their songs as the lead singer of Letters to Cleo, who appeared in an equally gay movie, 10 Things I Hate About You.

fuck my childhood for having a sister 5 years older than me who attended an all girls school.

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@chrono

nice... game day and all that bitch must have pulled a pretty penny, much much you slang dat shit fo?

I sweat epicly in my FH's and don't really notice a smell all that much, but maybe I'm just use to it. Up north we don't have to worry about the humidity tho so that goes a long way

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