superconfessional

[Leonard Leroy]

Then kick it middle school style finger bang

[kunk75]

hey leroy, you still coming in?

[avatar]

Good advice and it's what i was thinking but one snag. There's a chance this girl is a virgin or at the very least the kind of girl who only has sex in serious relationships. I don't know this, but i can kinda tell by looking at her. I think i may be kinda drawn to her because of the innocence/naivety that i sense from her. She's mature and cool and all, but a bit underexposed. Depending on how hanging out with her another time or two goes, i may just recycle a fun free date.

even moreso sleep with her. hawt!

[panicnation]

Good advice and it's what i was thinking but one snag. There's a chance this girl is a virgin or at the very least the kind of girl who only has sex in serious relationships. I don't know this, but i can kinda tell by looking at her. I think i may be kinda drawn to her because of the innocence/naivety that i sense from her. She's mature and cool and all, but a bit underexposed. Depending on how hanging out with her another time or two goes, i may just recycle a fun free date.

OMG NO U'LL HURT HER FEELINGS!!!

[cjbreed]

Good advice and it's what i was thinking but one snag. There's a chance this girl is a virgin or at the very least the kind of girl who only has sex in serious relationships. I don't know this, but i can kinda tell by looking at her. I think i may be kinda drawn to her because of the innocence/naivety that i sense from her. She's mature and cool and all, but a bit underexposed. Depending on how hanging out with her another time or two goes, i may just recycle a fun free date.

uh oh. well, handle with care.

[jordanelias]

I asked my TA for coffee (she's a year older than me). She gave me her e-mail (she just moved here and doesn't have a phone yet), was open to the idea but feels that she has to see if there's a conflict of interest first. Prospect is murky. At least I'm not banking on her.

[sistersuzie]

it's been sunny ever since i quit my job.

i think it's a sign

[chronoaug]

Then kick it middle school style finger bang

Man, i was with some virgin chick last winter and shit was annoying. You can tell the girl wanted to be slutty, but every time i tried to encourage the slut within, she'd seem like she was gonna go with it, and at the last second say no. Heavy petting is cool for a bit, but less so when you realize it's all that's gonna happen.

I should look into chloroform or roofies or something. I don't know why but e0d02n0b seems like he probably sells it to his buddies or something. I should hit him up.

[High Monika]

A sleeze and rapist uses Roofies. A gentlman uses chloroform. Chloroform imparts a tactile pleasure to both parties and shows effort on your part. Roofies are sneaky and underhanded and really yet another negative effect of scientific advance. Better living through chemistry, indeed (8).

[chronoaug]

That's true. A friend of mine used to have recipes for drinks to make girls that taste sweet/sugary with very little alcohol taste, but are really strong. I know some frat guys who tinker with all kind of recipes for "sorority killers" as they call them when making hunch punch for their parties.

99 bananas + TGIFridays chocolate mudslide mix + ice = you gettin' laid!

[landho]

I asked my TA for coffee (she's a year older than me). She gave me her e-mail (she just moved here and doesn't have a phone yet), was open to the idea but feels that she has to see if there's a conflict of interest first. Prospect is murky. At least I'm not banking on her.

Tell her that you're just going out for coffee, not for some mind-blowing buttsex, for God's sake.

[masuerte]

A sleeze and rapist uses Roofies. A gentlman uses chloroform. Chloroform imparts a tactile pleasure to both parties and shows effort on your part. Roofies are sneaky and underhanded and really yet another negative effect of scientific advance. Better living through chemistry, indeed (8).

Haha... best pickup line: "hey does this cloth smell like chloroform?"

[chronoaug]

jordanelias- But make it clear that you're open to mind-blowing buttsex. TA for what class? If it's history or literature (the good kinds), you could go do something else together like foreign film, museum, art exhibit, play, etc... She's probably only 1-3 years older than you. Work that shit.

[landho]

Yes--the "it's just coffee" line is just a ruse. You're really planning on having mind-blowing buttsex. If you're not, then you might as well be playing GTA4 or something.

[jordanelias]

Tell her that you're just going out for coffee, not for some mind-blowing buttsex, for God's sake.

That's still part of it. She'll be marking my papers (at least that is my current understanding). Will bias be introduced if we become friends? This is the conflict part, hence I may have to wait until the end of semester as someone pointed out in a rep.

[chronoaug]

I don't know if it's just a local commercial, but there is a dating service called "It's just lunch". They set you up on lunch dates with people and the whole commercial there are people who act nervous about a blind date until someone says "Hey, it's just lunch".

[landho]

That's still part of it. She'll be marking my papers (at least that is my current understanding). Will bias be introduced if we become friends? This is the conflict part, hence I may have to wait until the end of semester as someone pointed out in a rep.

Letting things "simmer" is a good strategy--if you want to end up in Friend Jail! A tiger doesn't wait till the end of the semester to attack the crippled gazelle, nor does he care whether the gazelle is marking his damn papers; you would do well to mimic the tiger and take advantage of this lusty but naive TA posthaste.

And please tell her this: "Teaching assistant? I always thought 'TA' stood for 'tits and ass'--although in your case, I see it still does!" At this point, you may want to consider playfully but forcefully slapping her ass depending on the vibe you're getting, but that should be a game-time decision.

[High Monika]

That's true. A friend of mine used to have recipes for drinks to make girls that taste sweet/sugary with very little alcohol taste, but are really strong. I know some frat guys who tinker with all kind of recipes for "sorority killers" as they call them when making hunch punch for their parties.

99 bananas + TGIFridays chocolate mudslide mix + ice = you gettin' laid!

Your Friend's Tactics: Strong drinks, fun tricks. Mudslide drink thinger, watermelon and vodka, Bob the Builder bombs, etc.

Girls' Expectations: Strong drinks, fun tricks.

Fratty Guys' Tactics: GHP, rape

Girls' Expecations: ??????

[broneck]

Letting things "simmer" is a good strategy--if you want to end up in Friend Jail! A tiger doesn't wait till the end of the semester to attack the crippled gazelle, nor does he care whether the gazelle is marking his damn papers; you would do well to mimic the tiger and take advantage of this lusty but naive TA posthaste.

One would think that friend jail is where one would end up, but if there is enough flirtation (and flirtation is both reciprocated and fierce), then the buildup of sexual tension might lead to a much for satisfying overall experience in the long run (read - her bajingo yearns for your hoo haa)

[chronoaug]

Your Friend's Tactics: Strong drinks, fun tricks. Mudslide drink thinger, watermelon and vodka, Bob the Builder bombs, etc.

Girls' Expectations: Strong drinks, fun tricks.

Fratty Guys' Tactics: GHP, rape

Girls' Expecations: ??????

What's a bob the builder bomb? I must make this

[High Monika]

That's what my friends called it because they used Bob the Builder gummy snacks. I'm sure there's a million different names and variations. The simple version is, take a bunch of gummy treats, poke holes, soak in everclear. They'll swell to a pretty decent size and ideally, taste decent.

It's the same principle as soaking watermelons, oranges, strawberries, etc. in alcohol. Though usually the smart way to do that is to make a potent punch then have the berries at the bottom. Looks like you're flavoring up the punch and BOOM: instant shot (or three).

Life is all about experimentation.

[landho]

One would think that friend jail is where one would end up, but if there is enough flirtation (and flirtation is both reciprocated and fierce), then the buildup of sexual tension might lead to a much for satisfying overall experience in the long run (read - her bajingo yearns for your hoo haa)

But that's a best-case scenario. I mean, it used to happen when British gentlemen tending their estates in India would write back to their sexually frustrated fiancées in the homeland over the course of several months, culminating in his ravishing her like a wild animal once he finally arrived back at his ancestral home, but these days, if you're not nailing her, someone else will. That's just the way it goes on campus. The game is fast and loose and nothing like it was in early-twentieth century England.

[superBobo]

damn, i miss mindblowing butt sex...to bad the current mrs bobo isnt interested in the naughty.

[chronoaug]

Mrs. bobo doesn't like butt naughty or all naughty? If the latter, i'm truly sorry for your lots

[superBobo]

butt naughty. She´s into most other naughtys..

[Ahlvahroe]

im fucking proud of myself! i dont know how to cook anything, but i just made some french toast and it actually tasted good.

[High Monika]

^hahaha as a borderline autistic cook, I'll rep. Plus the way you said it with a River City Ransom av makes me think of a 12 year old running around the house saying it.

[arem]

I had a TA when I was a freshman in college who I thought might be into me, she was givingt he vibes in class, but I was intimidated by the fact that she was older and I was unsure how to proceed. It frustrated me for weeks. In the end I made sure to run into her at a party I knew she would be at, and yadda yadda yadda, I got an A in that class and learned that women in their 20's are way better than HS girls that semester.

Don't do nothing and regret it later. Words to live by, in any situation.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

I leave girls on sufu +rep.

[artificialsky]

Yes--the "it's just coffee" line is just a ruse. You're really planning on playing Wii Golf

fixed.