superconfessional

[dismalfuture]

Red Bull isn't even in Korea yet. There's a fake called 'Enerzen' that not many people have caught on to. If they did, it'd be d-bag heaven.

[panicnation]

Red Bull is promoted very aggressively in Singapore, especially in tertiary institutions. At almost any event at my college, there'll be decent-hot girls handing out FREE cans of the stuff. In a good month, this happens about 3 to 4 times. I now scoff at people who pay for Red Bull.

[operationjake]

FUCK red bull. remember those aquafina toga party commercials? that's how i roll. much cheaper.

[azn8oi]

the red bull cans in singapore are mad ugly. it took me 2 seconds of reading the label to realize that it was actually red bull.

[dismalfuture]

Red Bull is promoted very aggressively in Singapore, especially in tertiary institutions. At almost any event at my college, there'll be decent-hot girls handing out FREE cans of the stuff. In a good month, this happens about 3 to 4 times. I now scoff at people who pay for Red Bull.

250mL cans and a business card = Asian style PR

[dismalfuture]

When I used to work, the Russian hookers all came out and gave out cans of iced coffee and their cards after lunch. One girl's card was all in Korean and her name was 'rose' in Korean. I thought that was sweet. then I drank the free coffee.

[Gouf]

How was her appealing to korean of clientele?

[chronoaug]

I gotta a girl nibbling at the line who i could possibly date. She's cute and cool and whatevs, but i'm just trying to figure out if i want to put in the work to make that happen, and if i have time, patience and effort to maintain it. I just superconfess this as i know this isn't the kinda girl i could just use for a quick romp. I dunno. I'll probably slowplay my hand until i get put in the friend zone and the decision is made for me. I'm lazy

[Gouf]

dude watch out for superconfesscurse

it real and dangerous

mayhap hurt chances with said girl ):

[landho]

I gotta a girl nibbling at the line who i could possibly date. She's cute and cool and whatevs, but i'm just trying to figure out if i want to put in the work to make that happen, and if i have time, patience and effort to maintain it. I just superconfess this as i know this isn't the kinda girl i could just use for a quick romp. I dunno. I'll probably slowplay my hand until i get put in the friend zone and the decision is made for me. I'm lazy

You should let fate decide. Take her to the movie and try the ol' dick-through-the-hole-of-the-bottom-of-the-popcorn-bucket trick. If it happens, it happens. Better make sure it happens or doesn't happen quick, though; salt in the urethra can be really painful. Trust me.

[jeepster]

i need to invest in a fake id

[cinderella]

mr. jeep, you need to visit canada

ps. BACK Y'ALL. nothing more happened, except we got a delicious pizza for 5.99. those bastards have raised the price...

[jeepster]

yeah, I'm thinking of going to Montreal in the spring, depends on my wisdom teeth removal schedule though.

But seriously, I didn't feel insulted getting carded tonight. Apparently the bartender was, because I tried to pass off every ID that didn't indicate my proper age. Oh well. Douche.

[Darkadious]

find somewhere to get one

i need one

3 years is way too long of a wait.

[salaryman]

i need to invest in a fake id

Told you so.

I had a bad id for the beginning of my first year. The picture was of some latino guy with a buzz cut who lived on 1800 La Cadena, El Paso TX . Birthdate 9/16/1980. I remember trying to remember all that information in line to get in the bar. Sometimes I fucked up the social security number.

Eventually I met this Chinese kid who made the illest scan-friendly, holographic, perfectly laminated, flawless texture, super IDs out of his dorm room. Which I remember because his room smelled like barbeque sauce, and was covered in sailor moon posters. He made a killing hustling those IDs to rich white kids.

[homi29]

i met a girl on the subway today

we talked

she was cool and pretty

then i asked her if she was in school. she was.

grade 11

[ProfMonnitoff]

i met a girl on the subway today

we talked

she was cool and pretty

then i asked her if she was in school. she was.

grade 11

how old are you because i see nothing wrong with this (0)

[conan.]

yo homi pass that

[broneck]

how old are you because i see nothing wrong with this (0)

23 - 16 = getting a little creepy.

[azn8oi]

my dad is taking a nap next to me and im browsing porn. and if he wakes up, it's not even shameful.

such a strange relationship, but it's great. he's like a homie.

[Guest Phrost]

23 - 17 = some states may apply.

to needs to get with the times, eh?

PS - liked your old sig

[broneck]

to needs to get with the times, eh?

PS - liked your old sig

if i'm not mistaken 14 or 16 is our legal age, but it doesn't make a 7 year age gap any less creepy at this point.

what was my old sig?

[cjbreed]

I gotta a girl nibbling at the line who i could possibly date. She's cute and cool and whatevs, but i'm just trying to figure out if i want to put in the work to make that happen, and if i have time, patience and effort to maintain it. I just superconfess this as i know this isn't the kinda girl i could just use for a quick romp. I dunno. I'll probably slowplay my hand until i get put in the friend zone and the decision is made for me. I'm lazy

i think you should try to sleep with her and then see what happens. as soon as possible actually. if there is chemistry, then it will work. if not, then it won't. but at least you will know, and you will have controlled your own life.

people will think this is a crass joke but it isn't. i'm serious. one day, you will be old. so for now, try to seize the moment. you need to have sex with a lot of women. you gotta get it out of your system before you are old and married and your chance is gone. it will be good for your future marriage, too. (if that's your thing)

[dino might]

i awoke this morning

.....with creamy feta cheese dip in my mustache.

[azn8oi]

amazing; you were brave enough to lick that cheesy white stuff off of your face again to do a test.

watch out for smegma and bros.

[Guest Phrost]

clopek it was the great white north polar bear banner

can you fit ndg m? i have a white shortsleeve s/s 08 henley jumper i want to sell.

[dino might]

geek' was just in a dream of mine

[home]

just took two shots of liquid courage in my bedroom and about to meet the girl of my dreams..

fuck, that is lame.

[azn8oi]

damn, you only need 2 shots to feel something?

i am kinda jealous.

[chronoaug]

i think you should try to sleep with her and then see what happens. as soon as possible actually. if there is chemistry, then it will work. if not, then it won't. but at least you will know, and you will have controlled your own life.

people will think this is a crass joke but it isn't. i'm serious. one day, you will be old. so for now, try to seize the moment. you need to have sex with a lot of women. you gotta get it out of your system before you are old and married and your chance is gone. it will be good for your future marriage, too. (if that's your thing)

Good advice and it's what i was thinking but one snag. There's a chance this girl is a virgin or at the very least the kind of girl who only has sex in serious relationships. I don't know this, but i can kinda tell by looking at her. I think i may be kinda drawn to her because of the innocence/naivety that i sense from her. She's mature and cool and all, but a bit underexposed. Depending on how hanging out with her another time or two goes, i may just recycle a fun free date.