superconfessional

[Handlethevibe]

Jerk-off beforehand.

[Thorns]

Make sure you squint a lot to try and fit in.

[lawless]

i think im gonna have a first meet up this saturday. and i have no clue what to expect.

any tricks to ease the awkwardity? have a few drinks before i go in? do some icebreakers?

wear your superfuture shirt so the other person can spot you

or

kick a few back/smoke a few ciggs (my preferred choice)

i'm nervous too

the whole pm'ing process felt like some Craigslist: Casual Encounter bullshit.

edit:

Make sure you squint a lot to try and fit in.

^^this would make me feel like we've got something in common

[Thorns]

confession: I don't like clean sneakers. It just doesn't look right on me. Somehow I'm just not supposed to look clean. All of my sneaks are kinda dirty on purpose.

[please underestimate]

ugh, I picked a math class as an elective and I realized that after 4 years without any math, I've completely forgot even the most basic algebra. Not looking forward to class D:

i dont have math at all this year, and im scared that i might forget everything once i go to college.

[cinderella]

i am about to have the most cwg-esque night of my LIFE.

1. I am currently wearing the shorts-knee-high boots combo

2. slightly drunk on vodka/sourpuss (raspberry flvur lololol)

3. my roomate is blaring house music.

sorry guys

[2000dB]

i am about to have the most cwg-esque night of my LIFE.

1. I am currently wearing the shorts-knee-high boots combo

2. slightly drunk on vodka/sourpuss (raspberry flvur lololol)

3. my roomate is blaring house music.

sorry guys

4. toronto

[cinderella]

5. hamilton actually (even worse)

6. we are going to an "irish pub"

[evisu 2000]

4. ontario

fixed

[cinderella]

i think cwgs are pretty evenly distributed throughout the entire country

[mrchariybrown]

as long as there isn't a

7. hanging out with guys that do jager bombs all night long

[dismalfuture]

wasn't so bad today actually. My algebra skills are rusty, but I dont see why they wouldn't come back. I still have a week to drop out and get my money back, so I'll see after next week's class.

Doesn't help that the teacher's indian accent is super thick. Kinda harder to follow, especially that I never had a math class in english before.

I did the same thing, except mine was for business math and the whole class was just matrices. My TA was Ukrainian and wore those Transitions lenses. The whole class bitched about her accent, we all just stopped showing up for class. I had to copy off this bro i befriended, had my int'l student friends take my WebCT quizzes, and I just bombed every test.

Then I found out after the class was over that I could've gotten a free tutor through the school, with one of those cute J1 visa Korean or Japanese girls doing work study.

[evisu 2000]

as long as there isn't a

7. hanging out with guys that do jager bombs all night long

no doubt

keg stands are acceptable though!!! right right?

[2000dB]

i think cwgs are pretty evenly distributed throughout the entire country

evenly distributed perhaps but they all hail from ontario.

[skiniks]

out west is actually quite corny.

[mrchariybrown]

no doubt

keg stands are acceptable though!!! right right?

unfortunately, I've been to such gatherings where I've seen cwg's and cwd's do keg stands all night long to see who could get the longest one.. I think it's some sort of cwg/cwd mating ritual.

[evisu 2000]

i didn't even know what a keg stand was until this year.

[mrchariybrown]

I guess we're the lucky ones..

I had no idea what a jager bomb was until last year..

I thought it was just something white people in abercrombie frayed rimmed hats and hollister flip flops yelled out at parties and bars

[dismalfuture]

i want to see 4 asian size 46 dudes all help each other do kegstands.

[dismalfuture]

The only thing I notice about American bars vs. foreign bars is that putridly sweet Red Bull aroma that consumes the air in American bars, and mixes with smoke to give everyone the scent of douchebag. Now that we can't smoke in bars, it's just Red Bull, one sniff of that and you're already saying 'bro'

[lawless]

unfortunately, I've been to such gatherings where I've seen cwg's and cwd's do keg stands all night long to see who could get the longest one.. I think it's some sort of cwg/cwd mating ritual.

^^this is the truth, i was introduced to kegstands and beer pong at the last party i attended

[billy dee williams]

i been drinkin all day since noon, and out of nowhere dis black dude came up to me, he gave me this big ass thing of vics for $2.50 and a cigarette. i am tossed. peace

[evisu 2000]

Leaders of character that wish to complete a keg stand never do so in a profane manner and oftentimes quit before they are intoxicated. These leaders realize that in their setting, a keg stand is not a drinking game, but an activity which builds unit cohesiveness.

from the wiki... and yes builds was bolded.

[dismalfuture]

billy dee williams, you are nearing the definition of hood chinese. I salute you.

[djrajio]

The only thing I notice about American bars vs. foreign bars is that putridly sweet Red Bull aroma that consumes the air in American bars, and mixes with smoke to give everyone the scent of douchebag. Now that we can't smoke in bars, it's just Red Bull, one sniff of that and you're already saying 'bro'

Last Wednesday I had 3 red bull vokdas.

[geekbonchic]

You are allowed to have 3.5 before you enter CWD territory. Halfway through your fourth one, you should spit it out and pour the rest on some ugly bitch and throw the glass/plastic red cup at her face.

[salaryman]

Now that we can't smoke in bars, it's just Red Bull, one sniff of that and you're already saying 'bro'

Red Bull just got to Japan like last year or the year before or something.

I remember the first time I saw it in a bar there was a group of what looked like 5 or 6 Japanese rugby players getting rowdy in a corner. For some reason, every 30 seconds or so a loud roar would come from the area they were drinking as they cheered wildly about something. I wandered in that direction to see what they were doing and I realized they were pouring red bull into shot glasses like it was booze, and then taking it like a shot and chasing with lime. Then when the can was empty they would hold it up over their heads smash it on the sternum of the guy who took the "shot" the slowest. I just stood there in disbelief, shocked at what was happening and wondering why no one else thought this was insane.

I didn't have the heart to tell them that Red Bull wasn't alcohol so I eventually joined in just and commenced with the can smashing goodness.

"Red Bull, it brings out the bro in you."

[djrajio]

You are allowed to have 3.5 before you enter CWD territory. Halfway through your fourth one, you should spit it out and pour the rest on some ugly bitch and throw the glass/plastic red cup at her face.

Recently I've been thinking of hitting up Diesel and buying some muscle shirts to look like my other banker friends.

One of my friends has a hot gf.

We'll all buy red bull vokdas and talk about how we were "getting it done" at work today.

Total awesomeness.

[djrajio]

P.S.

I just spent the last hour randomly messaging women on mixi.

Investment banking is all about "getting it done" at work.

[Ahlvahroe]

red bull and jaeger has been one of my standard drinks for a couple years now. when i was in iceland this summer i was hitting up different bars and was a little surprised they didnt have red bull.