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maybe an average AMERICAN man. i don't want to grow up to be a fat fuck.

but i'll most likely never be a skinny fuck. oh well. average men get the dick sizes, skinny men get the fit sizes.

Epic fail proof Tommy Lee

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"youre stupid" he said "i love you you silly cow"

yay for happy endings

I'm happy for you though anyone that's legit on here wants you for themselves secretly or outrightly

yay for TG in general ad finitum

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The mayor of the city that I spend most of my time was just sentenced to 4 months in jail 5 years probation and had to pay the city $1 million in mis-appropriated funds

I fucking love Detroit

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my goal is to shit in all of the law school toilets and leave them unflushed

this will be difficult, as there are 12 per restroom

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The mayor of the city that I spend most of my time was just sentenced to 4 months in jail 5 years probation and had to pay the city $1 million in mis-appropriated funds

I fucking love Detroit

finally. so do people up there think he got off easy?

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^^ Well my guess is that he used over 50 million of tax payers money for his Escalade with rims and all the trips he took

Plus he smacked a police officer in the face who was standing on his front porch

And he was fucking bitches then lied under oath

But he also had to give up his licence to practice law and his pension

I wouldn't say he got off easy, but it could have been alot worse for him.

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i'm so sad right now that I feel physically sick to my stomach.

buy a plane ticket, pack up your CdG, Ann D, Undercover and all that and get your sad little butt up to NY this weekend. NYC crew will solve all of your woes.

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i'm sorry to hear that. please cheer up.

watch this:

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^ Gepetto? is saying something to the effect of zomg o noes my glasses fell! So he bends over and asks, oh by the way I'm missing a cookie from the can, you sure you didnt cop that by any chance?? and pinnochio says, haha yea i took it. sorry. then gepetto says, are you sure it was you? cuz I could've sworn you said it wasn't you.. then pinocchio insists it was him and that he wouldnt want to lie, but gepetto is trying to convince him that it's okay to lie then..

basically he just wants magical nasal wood in his anus. the end.

superconfessional: I had to watch that video like 10 times to do that shitty translation

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make that shit dun. I kinda regret passing up those Uniqlo X Satoru Tanaka trousers, they were all mad tapered and stacked.

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It's not funny if you have to explain it. GAWD.

It's not really funny at all, regardless. GAWHOOD

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^ Gepetto? is saying something to the effect of zomg o noes my glasses fell! So he bends over and asks, oh by the way I'm missing a cookie from the can, you sure you didnt cop that by any chance?? and pinnochio says, haha yea i took it. sorry. then gepetto says, are you sure it was you? cuz I could've sworn you said it wasn't you.. then pinocchio insists it was him and that he wouldnt want to lie, but gepetto is trying to convince him that it's okay to lie then..

basically he just wants magical nasal wood in his anus. the end.

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like the oni killer chinos then. I bought the last pair at the store you work at lol

no way dood. those are 5-pocket traditional jean cut but with serious chino material, i want a legit trouser cut with slant front pockets and all that, and the uvcs fit me so nicee

nice meeting you yesterday by the way, creep! ;)

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rogan makes some nice trouser cut, denim slash pocket chinos, no matter what you may think of his stuff in general.

no way dood. those are 5-pocket traditional jean cut but with serious chino material, i want a legit trouser cut with slant front pockets and all that, and the uvcs fit me so nicee

nice meeting you yesterday by the way, creep! ;)

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^thats what ive been told but still never seen.

i just got some really good news. so i put on journey..

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Denim chino's....get them made and call them Dino's!

no way dood. those are 5-pocket traditional jean cut but with serious chino material, i want a legit trouser cut with slant front pockets and all that, and the uvcs fit me so nicee

nice meeting you yesterday by the way, creep! ;)

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ugh, I picked a math class as an elective and I realized that after 4 years without any math, I've completely forgot even the most basic algebra. Not looking forward to class D:

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ugh, I picked a math class as an elective and I realized that after 4 years without any math, I've completely forgot even the most basic algebra. Not looking forward to class D:

Withdraw and get money back. Try to sign up for new class.

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Withdraw and get money back. Try to sign up for new class.

wasn't so bad today actually. My algebra skills are rusty, but I dont see why they wouldn't come back. I still have a week to drop out and get my money back, so I'll see after next week's class.

Doesn't help that the teacher's indian accent is super thick. Kinda harder to follow, especially that I never had a math class in english before.

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I'm pretty seriously disappointed at missing sufu NYC meetups this wknd. I had been looking forward to fashion-nerding it up.

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i think im gonna have a first meet up this saturday. and i have no clue what to expect.

any tricks to ease the awkwardity? have a few drinks before i go in? do some icebreakers?

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