1st World Problems

[Lab]

hmm lab, wondering why you nagged me for this. It seems like a textbook example of a first world problem to me. is this a personal attack? like are we about to enter internet war? I've always wanted to be in one of those.

-being even minutely bothered by someone negging you on an internet forum is also a 1st world problem.

i have 2 neg kanye tweets. nothing personal.

Edited June 10, 2012 by Lab

[zenii]

also to be fair that kanye tweet is pretty old and a lot of us have seen it already

first world problems: the internet, which blurred the line between "killing time" and "wasting time"

[mmfood]

my work wifi is too slow to stream England v. France

[BearCousin]

stoplight always changes too fast while i'm trying to text. stoplight never changes when i'm sitting there without phone in hand.

[Kasper]

my work wifi is too slow to stream England v. France

i bought a tournament pass with tsn (canada sports channel) and it works about half the time, starting a stream takes over 20 tries. even though i'm wired straight to the backbone, it still lags all the time, very frustrating....

[Kasper]

life is really tough in the first world. i want to order a new mbp retina display and the canadian apple store is still down while the us store has been live for at least 45 min

[afc345]

The second half of england - france was boring as hell anyway

[Fuuma]

The people who wash my underwear tend to leave the socks upturned and I have to turn them back when I dress up.

[dismalfuture]

I didn't realize I reserved a lunch at Le Bernadin on the same day as a dinner a friend planned, so now today I'm here still digesting my Bernadin lunch and now I have to go downtown to eat a 22 course tasting menu. I have too much fine food and drink. I might get fat.

[DaBestSpoona]

Atera?

[hndlz]

sufu wont acknowledge my existence. no one replys to me in chat

[philosophiliac]

your waywts always brighten up my day, hndlz (2). i especially like how you regularly shut that shit down

plenty of homo

[Bryce Lewis]

have an ipad and iphone, but only one charger

[OkayOkay]

and it actually works for both? I got like 12 chargers across 4 Apple products and 11 of them don't fucking work.

[OkayOkay]

lol just realized I posted a legit First World Problem unintentially.

[funkdoobi]

your waywts always brighten up my day, hndlz (2). i especially like how you regularly shut that shit down

plenty of homo

I should follow his posts to just post this image.

[hndlz]

your waywts always brighten up my day, hndlz (2). i especially like how you regularly shut that shit down

plenty of homo

i detect half sarcasm, but will act like its not there =]

i got ya funkiboobi man, look out for that waywt later today CHEA!

[dovo]

This $5,000 chair i sit in at work is so fucking uncomfortable. I mean, why the fuck does it have so many settings? i can never find my grove man. damn.

[dovo]

double post. man, fuck you 5.0

Edited June 22, 2012 by dovo

[dismalfuture]

Atera?

Yes. Went with Jason Bourne from Sufu. Will review later, it's the epitome of first world problems dining. We ate simulated bark and charcoal.

[DaBestSpoona]

I'm actually going to Atera tonight.

[abrupt stop]

^ there are actually 2 locks on the bathroom door. this is important bc the bottom one, which is kind of hard to spot, is the one that will prevent ppl from walking in on you

[dismalfuture]

Ah yes, atera'a bathroom door lock caused the ultimate first world problem - accidentally showing your pussy to a dining room full of people. I opened the bathroom door and didnt know there was a white lady with her pants down to her ankles, sitting on the throne. You will see what we mean about the bathroom when you eat there. More on this story later.

[DaBestSpoona]

Thank god I had my brazillian done just in time.

[OkayOkay]

If I ever have to explain Sufu to someone I'mma just show them this convo.

[Denton]

Ah yes, atera'a bathroom door lock caused the ultimate first world problem - accidentally showing your pussy to a dining room full of people.

thought we were headed to superconfessional for a second

[DaBestSpoona]

The top lock actually locks, but it has to be perfectly aligned with the door. Many vags were seen tonight.

Post dinner first world problems, my wife did the wine pairings and it was like 11+ glasses plus some refills if she finished the pairing before she finished her course, and the cool gentleman with a hook for an arm next to us kept buying us bottles of sherry = me carrying my wife up 5 flights of stairs. Also it felt like there were more than 22 courses.

[abrupt stop]

there was def a lot of food/courses and it can be a little overwhelming. how did you like it overall?

i just got back from eleven madison park and i'm munching on the granola they gave me bc my fridge is empty

[dismalfuture]

three michelin star restaurant, and one of my dishes had a significant charcoal briquette component to it. The sad part is, I don't know if it truly is a joke or not.

[DaBestSpoona]

there was def a lot of food/courses and it can be a little overwhelming. how did you like it overall?

i just got back from eleven madison park and i'm munching on the granola they gave me bc my fridge is empty

I thought overall it was very good and interesting, good value for the number of courses but I would not return for a long time. Not everything worked, like the sweetbreads with the hazelnut toffee glaze, I liked the taste, didnt care for the texture of the glaze, didnt care for the consomme in the "noodle" course. The number of courses was overwhelming to the point I was like maybe we should ask for the check because these cooks/servers have to go home and we been chitchatting with the one armed guy next to us too long and its 1:30AM, and then another set of petit four\mignardises comes out.

So far I'm not impressed by most of the 2 and 3 michelin starred places in NYC. A lot of the 1 and 2s in Tokyo, Kyoto, Barcelona, and Paris are far better.

Edited June 23, 2012 by DaBestSpoona