Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[mr fluffernutter]

his mother called him ivan, then she died

[samsikle]

oh my god. the people in the apartment next to mine are having sex and it's shaking my wall

[mr fluffernutter]

but my baby's so vain

she is almost a mirror

and the sound of her name

sends a permanent shiver down my

[tac0tron]

I wish the whole world could feel as happy as i do now!

[pieiskewl]

ive been thinking about lean nonstop

i want some fucking lean

i want some dirty sprite

[Spastic_Koala]

My lawn mower won't start for some reason. Replaced the oil, air filter, and spark plug. Put fresh gas in. Still no luck. Yard is starting to look knappy.

[SDES]

[broneck]

oh my god. the people in the apartment next to mine are having sex and it's shaking my wall

this is the worst. nothing quite like sitting home alone hearing some couple screwing like a sailor on shore leave.

ITS COOL THO THIS EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS IS JUST AS FUN I BET

[OkayOkay]

Super cute girl at coffee shop, we make eye contact. Start small talking, seems nice also. Brown hair, fit, nice smile, all around attractive. Asks what church I go to, says she does bible study here 3x / week. :/

[samsikle]

Super cute girl at coffee shop, we make eye contact. Start small talking, seems nice also. Brown hair, fit, nice smile, all around attractive. Asks what church I go to, says she does bible study here 3x / week. :/

'hey okayokay, how is your relationship with jesus today?'

[haploid]

she was trying to save ur soul, not flirt with u

[OCEANSECT]

^^and now i worship the devil

[haploid]

i rlly need a job. i dunno who will hire me cause i go off 2 school in late august. considering going to a local temp agency... input? wat do i need 2 know?

[broneck]

i worked temp for a bit. one of the jobs was AWFUL (inspecting welds on some unidentifiable toyota part with a flashlight, 500 / day or something) and the other was pretty good (actually working on things with a project team, though I'm fairly sure I wasn't supposed to be doing the things i was doing and i just lucked out.)

[jwsach]

went on a 100 mile bike ride saturday, first century for me. Felt good man.

then watched bike races all afternoon sunday. got me so pumped i cannot believe

HA, I was there too. supar exiting

[OkayOkay]

'hey okayokay, how is your relationship with jesus today?'

that's my line.

she was trying to save ur soul, not flirt with u

then why was she wearing a low cut top with a lace bra peeking out? Jesus wants me to do this, I already prayed about it.

[boy better know]

am i the only one to think that the greek austerity program is the right thing to do? all these people in the streets must have never took a macro class

[Magsåvningsreserven]

it's funn because even that package isn't enough to guarantee they won't default later on.

absolute clusterfuck, so glad we're not in the eurozone.

[akuma no uta]

Watching to social network makes me so bummed I toured with a metal band after high school instead of going to brown.

[NAUSEA]

can't get over the way the gorilla says shut up in the zookeeper trailer

RDzUF-nN7QY

[Oxy.]

i haven't seen mortal kombat in years

liu!!!!!!!!!

[Lozinski]

Oh shit. Just realized today was mah bday. I'm no longer a teen. Feels good!

Edit:

I'm hoping this doesn't come off as spam but my little brother just released a video that blew my mind and I wanted to share it with the online community!

He's 16 and is looking to turn this into a profession. He's spending countless hours editing and filming every single day. His passion inspires my drive to succeed and I would love it if you guys could help spread this or like his page/video!

mfWI7HhfVCI

Thanks!

[pita bread]

new buddy

bonus pic / what has been seen cannot be unseen:

[ke1]

Oh shit. Just realized today was mah bday. I'm no longer a teen. Feels good!

Happy birthday bud. From what I can tell, your brother is proficient for a kid his age, but really what do I know. Also, is that you high-knee jump roping?

[Lozinski]

Nah, just one guy from his dojo. My technique is much cleaner

[broneck]

anyone got a google plus invite? petty curious.

[16steps]

ive found out where all the hot girls in the bay area are hiding:

Campbell

[samsikle]

campbell is hella brotown. go stunt on the bros in your supreme tank

[sistersuzie]

i told him he was still a good man

he answered; if i'm already good, why would i wanna be better?

that's when i really knew it was over

[broneck]

yo how do i get this jalepeno juice off my fingers. i keep touching my eyes and it burns. cut these up at like 830 last night and shit still sticking around.

HELP