loko-pocalypse

[mrip]

Discuss Michigan banning 4loko.

http://www.nowpublic.com/style/four-loko-banned-along-808-core-joose-smirnoff-raw-drinks-2724913.html

Discuss New York trying to get 4loko banned.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/05/four-loko-banned-in-michi_n_779591.html

Discuss kidnappers forcing their captor to drink 10 4lokos.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/bronx-gang-members-beat-tortured-gay-recruit/story?id=11844460&page=2

Discuss your favorite flavors.

Discuss how to stockpile for the inevitable america wide ban and loko-pocalypse.

Discuss how to avoid the loko hangover.

Discuss how each can of 4loko is 660 calories and 60 grams of sugar.

Discuss how 4loko isnt available in Canada.

Discuss how good the lemon lime flavor is.

[Knugget]

why are they tryna ban 4loko?

kidnapped forcing captors or captors forcing kidnapped?

i like the fruitpunch and orange. lemonades all right. watermelon tastes like shit

i thought 4loko hangover is inevitable

[DrMoBueno]

My penis resembles a 4loko can.

The penicillin will take care of that.

[Astérix]

four loko is the new absinthe

[playdisonlyatnight]

Discuss how each can of 4loko is 660 calories and 60 grams of sugar.

Discuss how each can of 4loko is 660 calories and 60 grams of sugar.

Discuss how each can of 4loko is 660 calories and 60 grams of sugar.

Discuss how each can of 4loko is 660 calories and 60 grams of sugar.

Discuss how each can of 4loko is 660 calories and 60 grams of sugar.

Discuss how each can of 4loko is 660 calories and 60 grams of sugar.

Discuss how each can of 4loko is 660 calories and 60 grams of sugar.

Discuss how each can of 4loko is 660 calories and 60 grams of sugar.

Discuss how each can of 4loko is 660 calories and 60 grams of sugar.

Discuss how each can of 4loko is 660 calories and 60 grams of sugar.

Discuss how each can of 4loko is 660 calories and 60 grams of sugar.

[mrip]

i drink a lot of water and take a multivitamin before i sleep

that usually keeps me from having a shitting morning

ive puked my breakfast up a few times after drinking a loko.

[mrip]

my top 3 are lemon lime, cranberry lemonade and orange

i used to only drink watermelon but after drinking other flavors i realized that watermelon is pretty gross

[herbology]

post-four loko pics plz

[mrip]

does joose have the same effect as 4loko

[TTM]

holy shit that gang rape thing they made that kid drink 10 4 lokos???? Wouldnt that kill you???

[Augustus]

2 - Number of campuses that have banned Four Loko. So far, Ramapo College in New Jersey and Central Washington University have outlawed the drink.

6 - Number of light beers one can of Four Loko is equal to.

2 - Four Loko as the same amount of caffeine as 12 oz., or about two cups, of coffee.

9 - Number of students who were hospitalized from drinking Four Loko at an off-campus Central Washington University party.

660 - Number of calories in one can of Four Loko -- the same as in a McDonald's cheeseburger Happy Meal and a Coke.

18 - Number of attorneys general encouraging the FDA to investigate Four Loko.

19 - Age of the otherwise healthy young man who suffered a heart attack, which his doctor believes may have been caused by consumption of Four Loko.

4 - According to a study done by the University of Florida, those who drink alcoholic energy drinks are four times as likely as those who drink only alcohol to intend to drive while intoxicated. Researchers suggest that this may be due to what they call the "wide awake and drunk" effect that drinks like Four Loko can induce.

12 - In Ohio, Four Loko is sold with an alcohol content of 12 percent in a 23.5 ounce can.

[mrip]

im gonna try joose next time

and if its not as good/bad as 4loko im neggin u amardeep

[HOLY]

Do5tvNDGOho

[morse9443]

I be drinkin grape all day err day

[rxtim]

strictly grape

[16steps]

im gonna cop some tonight

will report back to this thread in 660 calories

[neptunecitylocal]

Had my first 4loko in SF for the SExSF004 party...it was blue raspberry.

The only flavors I can tolerate now is lemon-lime and orange. I've never finished a whole loko by myself either. I'd get through 3/4ths of one and get full. -___-

EDIT: I only need 1/2 to get going anyway

/asian

[i wear shooes]

im gonna cop some tonight

will report back to this thread in 660 calories

With you on that one.

Lemon-Lime time.

-may report in tomorrow depending on if I drink another

[mrjuby]

Discuss New York trying to get 4loko banned.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/05/four-loko-banned-in-michi_n_779591.html

i thought 4loko hangover is inevitable

i thought so too, until i drank it four nights in a row last week and didn't have any hangovers.

[Knugget]

^cool cat immune to 4loko hangover. edit: darwin has picked you.

"Four Loko is not a drink, it is chlorine in the gene pool. It weeds out all the people unfit for the next generation, like Darwin in a can."

lololololololol

[ubiquitous]

First time I had 4loko in september I shotgunned one (brilliant idea) (9) I bar hopped, then everything goes blurry. Apparently I talked 2 bouncers out of kicking my drunk friend out of one bar, then sprinted off a bus and starting peeing while running down the street. Woke up in my bed wearing just my boxers. cool story bro.

[Disco Nap!]

yo if ur talking about joose in this thread gtfo and sit on that can

if u aint goin loko 4 dat loko paypal me them 3 bucks and ill do it.

[samsikle]

I am consuming some four loko as I type. I only had maybe 6 ounces. I don't think I should drink anymore lol

[ke1]

Downed a 4 loko on an empty stomach for pregame. The rest of the night consisted of shamelessly drinking other people's shots, continually calling some fat girl in green "luigi", getting my head slammed into the wall (unrelated to luigi), and inevitably blacking out.

Yeah, keep that shit around.

[TTM]

sounds like it gets you fucked up, hell yea

[Caps Lock]

Fruit punch is good along with lemon.

[thelion1856]

onemancult has the info on a Crack Murder Bomb.

[deadendpro]

damn, i am surprised that these are that popular. guess i may have to forgo shots for a pregame and take one of these to the head.

[blm14]

is this anything like that K2 incense crap?

They don't they just make everything legal and let people fuck themselves up if they want to, already?

[TTM]

her piss is a really strange color

loko piss i call it