Djrajio Dating Thread/Advice Column

[StrangeLove]

damn imagine being drugged up and seeing ronnel and dranol my first thought would be "Is this real life?"

 

shit got virtual lol

Edited August 24, 2013 by StrangeLove

[DaBestSpoona]

i can't condone drunk driving but that's a pretty good story. went out with my wbz. had dosa in this grimey indian place lab frequents. then we just cuddled. 

 

＿人人人人人＿

＞　Cuddled　＜

ï¿£Y^Y^Y^Yï¿£

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quvdtYe86O4

 

I imagine this is herp in a few days from 0:09 to 0:24

Edited August 24, 2013 by DaBestSpoona

[kH0yA Sw@Gp0o]

lol @kuya appropriation 

also @japanese baller boys club, what's good in osaka? 
been lurking osaka thread 2

Edited August 24, 2013 by gndmshtlrd

[SSchadenfreude]

takoyaki

[djrajio]

i can't condone drunk driving but that's a pretty good story. went out with my wbz. had dosa in this grimey indian place lab frequents. then we just cuddled. 

 

＿人人人人人＿

＞　Cuddled　＜

ï¿£Y^Y^Y^Yï¿£

 

Lolz.

 

Kuya u crazy.

[SSchadenfreude]

update: i am fucked up right now. ran into girl at warehouse party. she was with lame hipster dude. tried charai card but she got so many other guys lined she barely recognized me. whatever. ran into dranoelsy. then ran into ronnel. yes, you heard right. he is one cool dude despite all haters. he let me dip into some them mollies. ran into another girl. complimented her on shaun samson kitten shirt. she told me shaun samson was with her. met shaun samson. told me to add him on fb. said he'd give me kitty shirt. fucked up on mollies. girl sat next to me, dont remember her name but some kag girl and made out with her at the party. typed her number wrong bc somebody replied "wtf" right after. drove home drunk and geeked up. i am here and will wake up in 2 hrs to surf.

fuck that bitch and charai card.

ok maybe the charai card dont work for you.  go kop heavy changes

 

[deafmetal]

i would like to blend the "englishman" and "aggressive" varieties for the smooth, rapey vibe.

will see her again on friday. if something happens then cool. no biggie if not; she has many gfs that will be there and are not as hipster. anyway here's a picture of her ass.

[CASSAVA PIECE]

i would like to blend the "englishman" and "aggressive" varieties for the smooth, rapey vibe.

will see her again on friday. if something happens then cool. no biggie if not; she has many gfs that will be there and are not as hipster. anyway here's a picture of her ass.

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[wEstSidE]

OG djrajio,

i have a date with net art type chick in ny. where should i take her for dinner or whatever. ya boy really just wanna burg and fall asleep.

[djrajio]

Depends if you wanna act charai or majime kuya.

[wEstSidE]

haha nah man, you're my kuya.

 

i'm a majime boy but this weekend i'm definitely charai on a hunnid grand.

[wEstSidE]

imma wear a very expensive outfit and blow money.

[djrajio]

Charai ++++++

 

Take her to a cheap place near your place and order shots.

 

Then suggest to chill at your place for another round of drinks.

 

Den take her back to the boom boom room

[SSchadenfreude]

what kinda bitch is it?  azn bitch? back bitch? white meat?

 

is she majime?

[wEstSidE]

what kinda bitch is it?  azn bitch? back bitch? white meat?

 

is she majime?

i'll PM you and you can assess.

[herpsky]

had to play majime again

 

"Ok, but itd be a slumber party involving actual sleep, and I have to get up semi early to start the packing process "

"Ok, but just for cuddling and actual sleeping!! Are you ok with that?"

"Just to clarify (because line stamps can be ambiguous), you'd wanted a sleep over if I sexed you, but not otherwise. Correct?"

 

i said i had way too much stuff to do in the am. told her not to come over.

 

poor execution....

Edited August 29, 2013 by herpsky

[djrajio]

That was so confusing.

 

Firstly, have you already fucked her?

 

If not stop being majime and do her.

 

That will clear out a lot of ambiguity regarding your situation.

 

If she likes you, she'll do you.

 

if she refuses then start pursuing other girls.

[herpsky]

i had her nekkid, she was on her period so we didn't proceed.

i need to stop wasting money

Edited August 29, 2013 by herpsky

[djrajio]

Ok, just relax then.

 

Don't contact her for a week / week and a half.

 

Have her pursue you or start thinking about you (why hasn't herpksy contacted me!? I thought I had them wrapped around my little finger?!?!)

 

Pursue other girls.

 

If it happens it happens.

 

if not, oh wells.

[djrajio]

And stop wasting money.

 

You ain't no baller yet.

[Fycus]

i had her nekkid, she was on her period so we didn't proceed.

 

Why did this stop you? You can't expect to sword fight without a little bloodshed every now and then. Even if you are acting majime and don't sex you should've made her give you some dome. 

Edited August 29, 2013 by Fycus

[herpsky]

ive done it b4.

she is a type of girl who would go crazy if i tried to proceed

tink bout it. she b sum crazy wbz who only datez azn fucboiz

[hahapete]

The three girls I've boned on their periods were pretty weird.

 

In retrospect I only fucked one of those girls cause I was really desperate and super thirsty (worst combo) at the time and she was game in that moment. Afterwards she wouldn't really let me leave her apartment for like 3 hours. It was pretty weird. She fell asleep and I bailed. 

 

One of the other times was at Cal during welcome week or near the beginning of the semester with this chick who really wanted to fulfill her university experience of fucking some random guy in her dorm, I guess. I don't know. It was definitely the most spontaneous sex I've ever had. I was just walking through campus and she asked me where something was. I told her I had no idea and it was around lunch time so she asked me if I wanted to get food. She swiped me into a dining hall because I told her I lost my ID and didn't have cash on me. I never went to Cal and I definitely could've paid the 8 or whatever dollars it was to get in but whatever. After lunch she asked me if I wanted to go up to her room because it was close and she needed someone to help her move something. I don't know. We got there and we fucked. For like three weeks after that she would text me every day asking me where I was on campus, where I had class, what my major was, etc. I don't think she found out I didn't actually go to Cal. She was in some writing program there. I don't really know for exactly what, though. I would definitely laugh my ass off if she wrote something about me and the experience. 

 

Also that was the only time I had sex with someone while technically working. At the time I was working for a dude who would pay me to drive around and do his errands. That day he gave me an envelope and a gift basket filled with chocolates to give to some professor friend of his at Cal. I was carrying it in a backpack so I guess the girl thought I was a student.

 

Afterwards I got stoned, ate some chocolate from the gift basket, and delivered that shit. One of my friends at that time was staying at this hilariously disgusting unofficial housing coop nearby that was filled with these super pretentious art and literature douche bags (who probably knew the girl I slept with) who did not like me coming over to use their shower. I think they had their water shut off like six times while my friend was living there because they would never pay their bills yet most of them were driving brand new cars and tapped into their trust funds for the most ridiculous things. 

 

 

Anyways, I don't fuck with period sex. In my experiences shit is always weird before, during, and after.

Edited August 29, 2013 by hahapete

[e0d9n0b5]

lol @ anybody who doesn't fuck girls on they period, man child status

[SSchadenfreude]

^do you skindive when boning a girl on ketcha-man? (ketchup vag)??

Edited August 29, 2013 by SSchadenfreude

[e0d9n0b5]

of course

[e0d9n0b5]

if you`ve never yanked dried period blood clots out of your pubes get out of my face & don`t come back

[e0d9n0b5]

not you specifically of course

[StrangeLove]

i wipe my self with the blood after ive had period sex, just like how i do after i kill an animal after hunting for meat. shit feels baller

[wEstSidE]

Why did this stop you? You can't expect to sword fight without a little bloodshed every now and then. Even if you are acting majime and don't sex you should've made her give you some dome. 

yung Fycus gets a cosign from me