Cock blocks most foul.

[B-Dawg]

Here is a thread for your most obnoxious, blue-ball-inducing tales of most heinous cock blockery.

Last night I didn't go out with the intention of getting my stab on, but this good looking chick took a liking to me at my friend's party. Long story short, I'm making out with the chick and she's saying all this sexy shit in her hot ass voice, and her lesbian friend swoops in and says it's time to go. My chick's like "just a few more minutes" and the wing-woman says fine, so the chick starts kissing me furiously and grabbing my junk. Shazzam, that triflin' ass bitch swoops her away...

Luckily I got her number and she's my friend's neighbor. To be continued...

Another was The first time I was making out at a party with the chick who ended up being my girlfriend for 2 years. My then room mate who is a know-it-all sonofabitch that comes across as a total peen-bag comes up the stairs to the room where we are making out and says "How's it goin'? What're you guys up to?" We're just like "Seriously?" But I smashed that night anyways.

Now SuFu, lay it on me. How your cock done got blocked?

[Hella Hyphy]

This one time i said hi to a girl i knew and she didn't say anything back

what a cockblock

[superock]

this one time I was smashed out of my mind at my friends house party, was watching porn on the computer in his bedroom with two girls just for the fuck of it

having read "The Game" by Neil Strauss not too long ago I recalled a part of the book where he spoke about a "dual induction massage" (google it if you don't know) and thought to myself: "Strauss is a bald douche who is probably lying through his teeth about this shit, so now I'm going to prove that he's full of shit by attempting the dual induction massage and not get poon"

well it turns out it works, it works very VERY well, to the point where we all had our shirts off, however turns out these two guys I know were watching the entire thing go down by peeking through the door, one of the girls finally caught on to them and said "hey who's that at the door? let's go back downstairs"

[Lucas]

Didn't SOS make a thread about this?

Maybe he just posted something in the lame people at parties thread.

Whtevs.

[Hella Hyphy]

FUCK THAT.

this was some Dear Penthouse shit but on the real

[polishmike]

These are still relatively easy to deal with, continue at second approach. I had a husband come back home when I was going down on his wife. Kid walk into the bedroom when his mom was ready to throw down. Father busted the door when I was on top of his daughter. Once at my good friends wedding I was licking some double d's in the hotel elevator and when the door opened my mom and her friend were standing there. All pretty much irreversible cock blocks.

[Scais]

it was my friends bday party and there was alcohol to be had. I had pulled this small japanese girl and was in the process of getting more than just my fingers in her on my friend's roomate's bed when lo' and behold the mutha fucking police come. me and her had to jump out the window cuz i was on my last housing warning and she was foreign student.

mutha fuck the police.

[mr fluffernutter]

mike ruined my boner, now i got blue balls

[gfunkdocta]

on a dancefloor this wknd, i told a girl "i like the way you move" and she got all hot.

she was a bunny faced mulato.

asking for her name, her butch friend in a plaid shirt grabbed her, and told me "don't worry about it".

true story

[B-Dawg]

on a dancefloor this wknd, i told a girl "i like the way you move" and she got all hot.

she was a bunny faced mulato.

asking for her name, her butch friend in a plaid shirt grabbed her, and told me "don't worry about it".

true story

Always the butch friend...

mike ruined my boner, now i got blue balls

This thread is all about blue balls and going from rock hard to completely flaccid. Such is the way of the cock block.

[ojjairus]

oh man that happens to me all the time in the club.

So im in the club dancing and i spot this girl in her little circle dancing. I was feeling a good vibe and approached her and we started dancing togther, her friends were giving her the looks and told her to "come on" as they left for another spot. and she turned around and said sorry to me. I mean if she didn't say sorry that would have made me feel better but the fact she did means that she was digging me but her friends ruined it.

[Darkadious]

seeing as i have almost no posts have to start somewhere right?

well i had a friend with benefits, her and i messed around a couple times prior but she told me to come over, and she was pretty drunk, and i got excited as hell and went there, her best friend was there. they called me to make mac and cheese for them. needless to say i proceeded to hook up with her once her bff left but yeah.

and then last night i had a house party but there was not too many girls, and they all kinda left but one, actually the girl previously mentioned so she left being the only girl, yet again cockblocked by her friends.

what the fuck did you just say

[Spaghettini]

freshman year i rolled into a party of complete strangers and started trying to pull a girl for the night. so I got this one chick on me, and we start dancing. she starts grinding on me and getting all into it, and jumps on me and i pick her up and we keep dancing. all of the sudden, someone grabs my fucking arm, and i drop the chick flat on her ass.

i guess she was pretty drunk, because she just started fucking wailing. like full blown, "damn thats ugly" crying. i look over to see who grabbed me, and it was her old-lady-name-having friend who was mad at me for forgetting her name earlier in the night.

Im about to flip out on, until i turn my head and see her friends whisking the chick i was dancing with away, with c-blocker following... I stood their dumbfounded for a minute, then stole a few beers and left.

[Francis Xavier]

on a dancefloor this wknd, i told a girl "i like the way you move" and she got all hot.

she was a bunny faced mulato.

asking for her name, her butch friend in a plaid shirt grabbed her, and told me "don't worry about it".

true story

All of these stories have to do with the man-hating butch friends with daddy-baggage who take it upon themselves to "liberate" their friends from the impending doom they face when mingling with the EVIL PENIS!

I've pulled girls away from guys before, but only once. This girl was a friend who was slipped something and she was ALLLLL FUCKED UP. I mean, stumbling around. Guys were trying to mack on her so I got her out of there.

But yeah, what's the deal with that shit? Why are these women coming to shindigs which are obviously meant to be social exercises in possible sexual promiscuity to start with and then start their man-hating bullshit by putting DYKE-BOUNTIES on their friend's heads when they actually meet a guy. If you don't like the jist of the game, then get the fuck off the court, ice-cunts!

[Whodinihimself]

I've only been cock blocked once...i was at the bar with a bunch of friends and some girls we knew.This was on like, a Wednesday night...so it was pretty dead, but we were only there to have a few and pass the night...so, everyone is kinda doing their own thing, playing pool, chatting with various people and the bartender and yadda yadda and one of the super cute girls that was with us whispers in my ear for me to join her someplace quieter...which was basically a darker, sectioned off place of the bar that was near the washrooms...so anyway, we got to talking and one thing lead to another and we're making out...i suddenly had to piss like a racehorse (having broken the seal earlier) and told her i was going to the washroom, i'd be right back...so I get out of the washroom and she's waiting for me and for whatever reason I picked her up and made like I was gonna sneak her into the Men's room....but i was joking and go to put her back down when she grabs my hand and leads me into the the Lady's room, straight into a stall and starts getting all hot and heavy...she sits me down on the toilet and basically begins stripping off her clothes..she had her top and pants stripped off and was sitting on my lap, giving me the pantie grind while we made out...when all of a sudden, just when it looked like she was getting ready to go for it, two drunk chicks walk in...one goes to pee and the other is blabbing about something retarded...and I'm basically reclining on the toilet with my feet up on the stall door, trying not to make a sound and she's turned around, still sitting on my lap...they eventually leave and we start laughing...but by then I guess the spark was gone...and she decided (after a bit of protesting from me) that we should probably sneak back out...

Fuck.

[Francis Xavier]

Aw man. That stinks. Did you get her numbuuuuh?

HEH NUUUUMBUUUUH?

[wesc]

datz like a movie scene some shizz that can only happen in a movie and shit. SERIOUS DID YOU GET HAR NUMBAAAHH !??!

[Whodinihimself]

I actually knew her but not that well...she went to highschool with a friend of mine...and I knew she liked me because one of my buddies (that was in some of her college classes) informed me earlier that day that "she loves you off...she just won't shut up about you"...heh so I was went in ready to make a move, but she came on stronger than I did....and yeah, I got her number and about a month later i sealed the deal....it didn't work out but we'll always have the ladies room at the Golden Griffen

[mrchariybrown]

fuck you for walking in the bathroom while that pre-med bitch was about to rub my balls

[ThugLife]

the party i threw had only a few girls there, one of whom was my friend with benefits. however there were only about 4 girls there and 3 left the party making her the only girl.

Dude,

4 girls is not a party. That's not even a kickback.

I don't even know what that is.

[gfunkdocta]

whodini/chariybrown y'all need to man up

get ur testosterone up

i would have kept the heat goin. fuck if some drunk randoms see ur legs in the stall, if it's a powder room u forgot to lock, i'd say, fuck it, spectators make it hotter..but tell em to gtfo like telly in the last scene in kids.

on another note, homi29 cock blocked me last night:(

[Whodinihimself]

^^^ du, had I known she would suddenly go cold I might have handled it differently....and I know this sounds like an excuse, but we weren't on good terms with the owner of the bar after getting into an argument with him when he stiffed our band 100 bones..so I probably didn't want to risk getting caught breaking any rules...it's easy to say "i would've done this, or that in hindsight..."...i dunno...I guess I should've been thinking dirty foursome eh?...

funny thing is, one their way out of the washroom, that one loud chick goes "Was there someone in there?"....that's what got us laughing really....but maybe they might have been down, come to think of it............yeah right

......but yeah, anyway, this was like 6 years ago and I was 23 years old. Those days are way behind me and I doubt anything like that is gonna happen to me again. haha.......shiiiiit

[Whodinihimself]

plus...I didn't get to see their faces....they might have been mingers.

[mrchariybrown]

whodini/chariybrown y'all need to man up

get ur testosterone up

i would have kept the heat goin. fuck if some drunk randoms see ur legs in the stall, if it's a powder room u forgot to lock, i'd say, fuck it, spectators make it hotter..but tell em to gtfo like telly in the last scene in kids.

on another note, homi29 cock blocked me last night:(

bitch kicked me out of the bathroom once the door open and shut real quick..

I think she had a boyfriend there.. and by think, I mean I know she did (I didn't know at the time, but someone tipped me off later)

[thatbeme]

A friend and I went to an all girl's sex toy party (after the sale's lady presentation), and the mood was fucking tight. Imagine 12 ladies looking at your junk as your creep through.

Ladies were properly lubed with jell-o shots and margaritas. Right off the bat I swoop in on the red head with the fake boobs. I was on that shit from the get, and the homie went to the Jap b.

Next thing I know all four of us was in one of the bedrooms. And out of no where a Mexi b was there. I was working hard on red head and the homie had his hands full with the Mexi and Jap.

Owner of the room came through twice to kick us out, but the real clincher was that I brought my younger sister to the party and she was not having fun.

I could have smashed the red head but my sister was dead set on taking her home. FUCK.

[kyo]

Why would you bring your little sister to a sex toy party? Seriously?

[ghettosalazar]

A friend and I went to an all girl's sex toy party (after the sale's lady presentation), and the mood was fucking tight. Imagine 12 ladies looking at your junk as your creep through.

Ladies were properly lubed with jell-o shots and margaritas. Right off the bat I swoop in on the red head with the fake boobs. I was on that shit from the get, and the homie went to the Jap b.

Next thing I know all four of us was in one of the bedrooms. And out of no where a Mexi b was there. I was working hard on red head and the homie had his hands full with the Mexi and Jap.

Owner of the room came through twice to kick us out, but the real clincher was that I brought my younger sister to the party and she was not having fun.

I could have smashed the red head but my sister was dead set on taking her home. FUCK.

^^^

???

[ghettosalazar]

edit: apparently the edit bug is fixed?

[wesc]

wtf ? cockblocked by your sister at a sex party ? uhhhhhhh you best get ya head straight...... aint right homes

[Le Buttsecks]

I could have smashed the red head but my sister was dead set on taking her home. FUCK.

should have kop'd that 3way. no lights cant tell.