what you played with

[nf one]

i was inspired by what i was reading in the 6ft tall thread but felt ostracized due to height discrimination and also didnt want to derail so i made this instead

what did you play with as a kid? pet rock? sea monkeys? tamagotchi? pokemans? remote control car? dildo?

[geekbonchic]

[dismalfuture]

I will continue my childhood psychological self-examination here.

Can I get a confirmation? DId anyone else play hardcore porno doctor with the neighbor girl when they were kids, in lieu of toys? Could this be linked to my love for the vag? In 3rd grade swim class we used to take turns running out of the boys locker room naked, with our stiffies in full glory, run around the poolside area in front of everyone really quickly, and then run back into the change room cackling with joy. Are all these events related?

[camc]

Running round the pool with a stiffy would still be fun... the distinct possibility of going to jail bit as a result wouldnt be though. damn old age.

I played with Lego. still got it all somewhere too. gotta love the Nordics.

[dismalfuture]

In addition to my classmate's vagina, my cock, and flowers and leaves I'd stick into cups of dirt (my intro to ikebana?) that I'd sell for 20 cents, I also played with, let's see....

uhh legos, Voltron (and some Robotech), Transformers (all gen 1), Star Wars figurines, and I'd go surfing or boogie boarding across from my old house a lot. Good days. Later, baseball cards, that wasn't really playing though, that was getting my hustle on, like age 6, after my bitch left me to go to catholic school and i went to state school all heartbroken.

[cyberPUNK]

[Guest jmatsu]

I will continue my childhood psychological self-examination here.

Can I get a confirmation? DId anyone else play hardcore porno doctor with the neighbor girl when they were kids, in lieu of toys? Could this be linked to my love for the vag? In 3rd grade swim class we used to take turns running out of the boys locker room naked, with our stiffies in full glory, run around the poolside area in front of everyone really quickly, and then run back into the change room cackling with joy. Are all these events related?

i luv u. cause i luv myself. u b like the korean(?) version of the jmatsu. when i was small i used to play porno-paddy cake with this little girlie. paddy cake on her titties...well not really titties, but her prepubescent mosquito bites. i used to take her under the classroom (under the actual structure) and i would touch her special place and make her do mine. it was dope. those were the days....innocence. i never even thought once about fucking her asshole.

[salaryman]

Can I get a confirmation? DId anyone else play hardcore porno doctor with the neighbor girl when they were kids, in lieu of toys?

When I was growing up, right down the street lived a family of Hawaiians, and there were 4 daughters all elementary school age.

They were close family friends and we always hung out.

One day, my brother and I, 4 and 7 respectively, went over to their house. The oldest girl suggested we play a special game. She said she had seen her parents playing it and wanted to try it out. She told everyone to take off all their clothes.

My brother immediately left the room and said he didn't want to play. The 5 of us then got naked and she told me to lay on top of them. So of course I did it, and it was fucking awkward, so I asked--"is this it?" Then she tells me to start moving around like shaking my body and stuff. I do, nothing happens. I say the game is boring so we all throw on our clothes and get back to hide seek.

It sounds really fucked up retelling it, but it wasn't kinky or gross because we really had no idea. Still, to this day I think its probably the source of some Asian fetish I have.

Turns out my brother told my parents what happened and we were never allowed to play with minorities again.

[lestat]

played doctor with a neighborhood girl at a nearby church summer school program when i was 5.

thats when i found out girls are different from boys...

[Charlie Delta]

You didn't search now did you?

Anyway, this thread took an interesting turn so I guess it's all good...

[jyoni]

Can I get a confirmation? DId anyone else play hardcore porno doctor with the neighbor girl when they were kids?

For some reason we called it playing "Flintstones". We explored every inch, but mostly it was clumsy dry-humping cos we didn't know what we were really doing.

[Sayword]

basically, and fuck any generation that wasn't this. 87-91 style.

[redshirt]

It was either pokemon or putting flowers and leaves in a girl's vag. Untill this day I still don't know why we did dat...

[bernt]

basically, and fuck any generation that wasn't this. 87-91 style.

I was all about the legos, ninja turtles, nintendo, and the upstairs neighbor girl.

I talk to youngins now, and they don't have shit. Fuck them.

[cuddlysheep]

i use to go dig up the earth for bugs and insects and experiment on them by using various hazardous liquids to see what happens.

[branespload]

...etc.

[rome1]

Voltron was great. ahh... so many things, ninja turtles, muscle men, gi joes, lego's, that and any video game I could possibly get my hands on, the list is huge...

today's toys fucking suck...

[TransparentCranium]

lego, then knex, then meccano, then i said fuck it to building shit and just played pokemon.

[Liberation1945]

all the shit people said and i was big on mtg...actually, went to regionals and nationals and shit...ugh....fuck that part of my life...

[julzkind]

all the toys above, dry humping the neighbor boy and barbies.

[operationjake]

[Liberation1945]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooh julz you are SO crazy and def def def down with the sufu boys!

::high five::

[kunk75]

i played with marvel secret wars figures, star wars, gi joe, smurfs and lego. my kids have all the marvel legends figures and we set them up every week and take pics. yes, i am a fucking loser.

[marie]

tinker toys, lego, nintendo

books.. calendars.. uh

my sailor moon dolls..

rocks..

[mrchariybrown]

[chronoaug]

Final Fantasy I and Dragon Warrior I taught me how to read when i was 4-5. Besides NES and then SNES when i was older, ninja turtles, and ghostbusters ruled my life

[e0d9n0b5]

i was poor as shit.... i played with all this shit though... at friends' houses.

at home we had: home made play dough, home made action figures(tinfoil and popsicle sticks), and imitation lego(not even duplo, more budget than that)

first video game I ever owned was n64 which I had to pay for myself, which got stolen in a house invasion only months later.

[kunk75]

i had a single mom who overcompensated for everything by buying me everything even though we had no money. we lived with my grandparents, i.e., no rent, cable, etc.

[julzkind]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooh julz you are SO crazy and def def def down with the sufu boys!

::high five::

i thought i was already down with the sufu boys...

[operationjake]

i was poor as shit.... i played with all this shit though... at friends' houses.

at home we had: home made play dough, home made action figures(tinfoil and popsicle sticks), and imitation lego(not even duplo, more budget than that)

first video game I ever owned was n64 which I had to pay for myself, which got stolen in a house invasion only months later.

duplo was lego's toddler line.

did you have megabloks? that shit is whack.