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i luv u. cause i luv myself. u b like the korean(?) version of the jmatsu. when i was small i used to play porno-paddy cake with this little girlie. paddy cake on her titties...well not really titties, but her prepubescent mosquito bites. i used to take her under the classroom (under the actual structure) and i would touch her special place and make her do mine. it was dope. those were the days....innocence. i never even thought once about fucking her asshole.

I am fucking relieved, now that I know I wasn't some deviant child.

j, I have been pondering this, would you consider those kinds of girls to be first-ever girlfriends? I mean, yeah, I was like 4 or 5, but the girls got naked at every chance they got and let me poke at them (not much has changed) and we'd have our thing going at pre-school too, go out for snacks together, whatnot. If so, this is like some groundbreaking shit, my whole life timeline is changing before my eyes. Did I reach 3rd base before I ever donned a school uniform?

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Man fuck these toys, seriously. North American kids all had mad toys.

You know what we did in Australia? We'd go around the school grounds, collecting lizards, insects, little snakes, anything living, and put them in big jars. Then we'd hide the jars someplace, and come back for them after school let out, and see which animals survived the battle royale. Usually the lizards did well, but they'd eat everything, then suffocate and bake in the jar all day, and they'd be all dried out and skinny, with huge bellies. We probably did this everyday for a couple years, the daily animal roundup. These were our toys.

That and we'd practice our swearing. I think the standard Australian male has the full vocabulary of curses mastered by year 2.

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I think if you ever shared your lunch with her that was your girlfriend.

The hottest girl in school used to make me play house with her. I only did it every once and while, but dudes made fun of me because I would opt of kickball. I didn't care though because my wife was hot. We'd always pick the second cutest girl to be our daughter.

I was king in that little wooden playground house, I sat there telling them what to do and demanding spaghetti and cherry coke for dinner.

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I didn't have a lot of toys, but my sister got a n64 for her birthday, and we played it when we went to our dad's house on the weekend. I remember especailly loving The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Pokemon Snap and Iggy's Wrecking Balls

Otherwise I played a lot with dolls. My sister and I actually made a extremely large number of slightly crude hand-drawn paper dolls and we wrote all their 'stats' on the back, and then made them clothes and planned out this really big storyline that usually went on for a week or two.

I mostly played imagining-type games...and built forts and planned out things. And read tons and tons of books.

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I didn't have a lot of toys, but my sister got a n64 for her birthday, and we played it when we went to our dad's house on the weekend. I remember especailly loving The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Pokemon Snap and Iggy's Wrecking Balls

I'm not the only one who's played this game and loved it..

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I think if you ever shared your lunch with her that was your girlfriend.

The hottest girl in school used to make me play house with her. I only did it every once and while, but dudes made fun of me because I would opt of kickball. I didn't care though because my wife was hot. We'd always pick the second cutest girl to be our daughter.

I was king in that little wooden playground house, I sat there telling them what to do and demanding spaghetti and cherry coke for dinner.

ahaha, at daycare, I guess I was three, I opted out of the sandbox and crossdressed a little with the girls in the dressup room. Man I got lucky, that could've turned out really bad now that I think about it.

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I remember being at my daycare and I used to play slip n slide with all my friends on the grass outside.. One time i put turd on the mat and my friend slid on it thinkin it was just dirt.. That nigra smelt like shit for half the day..

Playing pranks on people used to be fun as shit back in the day.. I once took a leak on a slide and I told my friend it was a water slide.. Man did I get in shit for that..

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I mostly played imagining-type games...and built forts and planned out things. And read tons and tons of books.

YEAH.

My parents never bought us the good toys, told us we would get spoiled. I never even owned the original Nintendo and think my growth was stunted because of it.

So we used to make up all kinds of games instead. There was creek running through our backyard so most games involved making damns or drowning whatever we could get our hands on.

Forts were rad too, I used to hate my brother's best friend/next door neighbor that came over because he was fat and could never learn how to crawl in the sheet without pulling it all down.

We lived on a hill too, so big wheel death match races where also a weekly event.

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Otherwise I played a lot with dolls. My sister and I actually made a extremely large number of slightly crude hand-drawn paper dolls and we wrote all their 'stats' on the back, and then made them clothes and planned out this really big storyline that usually went on for a week or two.

I mostly played imagining-type games...and built forts and planned out things. And read tons and tons of books.

I'm sorry to hear that.

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I used to REALLY want a powerwheels more then any other toy. I thought I could literally drive anywhere I wanted to go with it. I also thought it ran on juice.

Did anyone have one of these?

I WANTED ONE OF THESE SO BAD

but i never got one :(

i did know that they ran on batteries though :P

my neighboor had one

lucky kid

we used to ride it around the perimeter of his house and we called the section in between him and his neighboors the jungle because there were lots of plants

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