Could You Beat Your Dad In A Fight?

[Guest]

i've won every serious fight i've ever been in despite the fact that i weigh nothing and my idea of working out is lifting myself onto a roof to smoke dope

having said that i think i would let my dad win, cause he's my dad man

[40ozprophet]

probably .

[percy]

my dad is super aggressive and has a very low threshold for losing his cool, the last time we nearly came to blows he grabbed a letter opener from the desk and went to stab me with it. that being said, i reckon if i actually lost my temper with him i could hurt him pretty bad, but i just would never want to... hes my dad.

[Charlie Delta]

^But he'd stab you with a letter opener no problem?

[percy]

nods.. hes mental. perhaps we arent related afterall?

[cjbreed]

i would get demolished by my dad. i have seen him in some fights before and i would probably end up in ICU....

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

My skinny ass would get owned by his body buildin ass...real talk :\

[gramps]

It's interesting that the overwhelming majority say they would be on the losing end. I definitely agree. My dad is a man. I'm a silly little bitch by comparison. Sometimes it bums me out to think that we're (and this is a prettly loosely inclusive statement) a relatively wussy generation. Even our wars are kind of faggy. I think it's only our understanding of digital technology that keeps the past few generations from kicking our ass and taking the world out of hands.

Oh, and:

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[n0torious]

It would depend on how mad I was. He was a boxer and a linebacker though, and I've only been in a few fights. I have a foot on him but I'm still probably fucked.

Maybe in twenty years I can push his wheelchair down the stairs though.

[shekki]

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[FAM0US.]

Both of my dads are or have been professional martial artists.

so no.

So are you trying to hint to us you have gay dads?

[freecat]

I think I could if I moved a lot, because he's not really athletic. But he gardens a lot and has very big arms so I guess he would punch me hard. And all the fat he has in his belly would make my kicks so useless.

Yet, i'd love to.

[n0torious]

from a psychological perspective

the father is the first 'peer' your mind recognizes (if you are male)

as the mind matures and develops, the father becomes your epitome of masculinity

even fighting someone with the same character as your father will be difficult

but even without this factor, I would probably still lose

Excellent point. Even when I have been really pissed at him (often), he's still what I think of when I think of manliness.

[blm14]

I could, but my father is frail. I would feel much guilt.

[Guest jmatsu]

this question's answers could change with the context of time.

i knocked my dad's old ass out when i was in college cause he didn't send me any money for a euro vacation.

i could still beat him up cause he is now a alchoholic retired womanizer.

i don't think i could have taken him in his prime.

[Gouf]

my pops is almost like 200 pounds and i just fought him the other day (body only) and it turned into a wrestle match. We were boxing at first, but he suddenly lunged at me so I tried to put him in a headlock which he slipped out of and positioned himself so that his arms were over mine. I tried to get my shoulders above his, forgetting hes got like 50 pounds on me, and swung him to the to the ground. Although he fell he didnt let go of me so I was still stuck in his hold with his arms wrapped around my ribs and he began squeezing the life out of my body causing the immediate and total loss of air inside my lungs. So yea, needless to say I had to tap out and lose... BUT there was no kicking, kneeing, or head shots etc and since I'm primarily a striker I would have definately surpassed him in those respects so I think it'd be a pretty good fight if I fought my dad in an all out brawl

[constant struggle]

my dad has 50 lbs on me and 4 inches

i'd be screwed

[Guest jmatsu]

my dad has 50 lbs on me and 4 inches

i'd be screwed

he probably can mosh better than you too.

[andewhall]

Haven't seen my old man for many a year...so I actually might kick his ass when I see him again, haha. He used to be fairly tough, handlebar mo, builder with a few dodgy looking snake and dagger tats. He dropped a plate glass window through his calf muscle, so walks with a limp now. He has twenty years on me, but toe to toe i'd drop him.

[corned beef]

I've definitely got no muscle, and as chubby my dad has gotten in his age, his years of baseball, golf and B-ballin have garnered him some hella arms, arms of azn mandom. All i'd do is outrun him and jump around. Everyone I tell my dad about affirms that he is indeed a man's man.

[khoiphan92]

nah i cant

[Guest jmatsu]

nah i cant

why is he dead like your moms?

[sushijerk]

I probably can thanks to old age, but I'd have to surprise him and end it fucking quick. My dad survived the commie revolution working sheet metal on like 1 bowl of rice a day...can't match him for stamina or pain tolerance.

[albeeeezy]

Haha, maybe in a few years.

[LeatherSeatBelt]

i fought my dad before and he kicked my ass. he was literally choking me ass at one point

[wesc]

hellzzz no. pops got arms of steel from years of master chef wok skillzors i'd get put out mighty fast. altho i can outrun him due to the fact that he smokes so shizz id run !

[ryandenim]

Strange, this thread began on my father's birthday. I can't even imagine attempting this. In reality I'd have a more difficult time beating my grandfather-- he was a golden gloves boxing coach for over 50 years. His nick name was Bear Grease. He is no longer alive, but his life's legend could reduce me to dust, just like it did to him.

[Leonard Leroy]

my dad's a little shorter and a little lankier than me and more a lover than a fighter but he would still kick my ass on basis of him being my dad.

[jcotteri]

im bigger than my dad and in better shape but i could't lay a finger on someone i am related to.

[ouss]

although he's recovering from a work accident that happen a year ago, keeping him on bed at the hospital for almost three months, he's still bigger and taller than me so he'll probably whoop my ass.

he got weak knees, though.