Stuff Black People Hate

[munkyballz]

-flat, no cushioned booties

-being dry

-dealer being dry

-puff, puff, puff, quick puff, limp pass (ie. chain/rhythm breakers, moochers)

-water

-anything non-flamboyant

-responsibility

-the white man

[Jkissi7]

• bitch assness

lol word to diddy eh? lol

But... swimming .. any locations where were the only black person lol .. all i could think of now

[dismalfuture]

rock n' roll

Untrue. Black people would respond to this by saying something like "fuck you, we invented rock n roll" and possibly even produce the secret rock CD they keep in their car for when they are alone.

[dismalfuture]

oh, and Korean people. Except for our women.

[5tranger]

high tech bike locks

[Jkissi7]

racists people

John Wayne

Elvis Presley

George Bush

Bill O'reilly

KKK

NYPD

[gfunkdocta]

mayonnaise

[Appleseed]

bluetooth headsets (10)

Seems ya'll love them around here. The only people I see wearing them while not in use.

[artificialsky]

the internet

[Guest doubletap]

tipping

123456

[Guest chemi]

racist youtube comments a.k.a. 4 out of 5 of them

[sleazie ninja number 47]

normal looking suits

courteous toothpicking, i.e., the hand to mouth secret-ops toothpicking style.

veganism

pennies

[broneck]

tasteful clothing

discreet jewellry

[lestat]

tipping

how you going to buy 3 bottles of Hennessey in a bar and only tip 5 dollars?

[Servo2000]

This thread is starting to remind me of the Weiner Circle episode of This American Life.

[Huerequeque]

Camping

Melody

"Ethnic" blacks

Homosexuals

Practicality

Personal responsibility

Other races

Niggers

[GiZMO]

mayonnaise

eddie griffin aside is this actually true? In mycase where mayonaise and a black individual was involved they have loved it. maybe its just the crackheads in baltimore but they ate that shit up on sandwcihes asking to double up on the mayo while knocking on the fucking glass table.

[Huerequeque]

eddie griffin aside is this actually true? In mycase where mayonaise and a black individual was involved they have loved it. maybe its just the crackheads in baltimore but they ate that shit up on sandwcihes asking to double up on the mayo while knocking on the fucking glass table.

Well, I'm from baltimore and I haven't heard that black people generally sway either way with mayo. I do know that blacks like to drench their food with sauce. Like, that shit might as well be an open-faced sandwich. And keep in mind that in baltimore we're more heroin than crack.

[hollywood cole]

niggas who play too much

[Mr Waffles]

metal detectors.

[phen3N]

mark-ass tricks

trick-ass marks

[mojinho]

eddie griffin aside is this actually true? In mycase where mayonaise and a black individual was involved they have loved it. maybe its just the crackheads in baltimore but they ate that shit up on sandwcihes asking to double up on the mayo while knocking on the fucking glass table.

ha ha does anyone remember the mayonnaise scene of "Undercover Brother"? looked for a clip on youtube but couldn't find one

that movie is hilar

[DüM]

eddie griffin aside is this actually true? In mycase where mayonaise and a black individual was involved they have loved it. maybe its just the crackheads in baltimore but they ate that shit up on sandwcihes asking to double up on the mayo while knocking on the fucking glass table.

mayonnaise is gross. also, asparagus.

I don't like watermelons though, too watery.

[lithiumsys]

eddie griffin aside is this actually true? In mycase where mayonaise and a black individual was involved they have loved it. maybe its just the crackheads in baltimore but they ate that shit up on sandwcihes asking to double up on the mayo while knocking on the fucking glass table.

I hate mayo, but I've seen countless blacks combine mayo and ketchup to put on their food in the school lunch line.

niggas who play too much

Truth.

mayonnaise is gross. also, asparagus.

I don't like watermelons though, too watery.

I like asparagus. And you need to find yous a sweet melon, eat directly from tha heart.

2-eitsutpOc

[joey_formal]

small dogs

[horriblyjollyjinx]

everything not fried

[joey_formal]

swiming

ice hockey

[DüM]

no.

swimming hates black people.

water can suck a dick.

[joey_formal]

what if i fill the pool with koolaid will swimming no longer hate black people?

[DüM]

I would turn whatever color the water is, but generally I think if you pick red (cherry?) then yes.