Superfap. NSFW.

[__3xL]

She is not out of MY league - quite in it actually

[un-]

un quit trying to be technical . nationality and race are two seperate things .

like q-tip said " black is black "

Like when a black friend would be saying something of white people around me then look back at me like " ah man nothing personal ( cuz I would beat their ass senseless ) but you are not white no way man - you black as me and you WAY MORE blacker than him "

that's when I be like stfu nigga do I LOOK black to you ..

I know what they mean but still

The bolded = you agreeing with me. My argument was that race & nationality aren't the same thing, so I don't see how I was being technical with that by basically saying the same as the bolded, albeit long-winded...maybe you need to quit trying too hard.

[__3xL]

What I'm saying is how are their Africans that aren't black ?

[__3xL]

K anyways enjoy it gets better as time goes on too !!

[un-]

Due to the history of the continent and it's occupations by other races in the past. My original argument was that there are black people that aren't African American.

[__3xL]

Yes true haitain jamaican etc - still originally from africa Im sure . What I was saying is that if there are non black Africans there is a 99% chance they came to africa from somewhere else

[__3xL]

And if they're spanish / hispanic they're not black they're hispanic ..

Puerto Ricans look like they could be black/mixed but they're not black though closely related in the sense of ethnic features ..

Not trying to argue with ya un and yea if a white person is 3 generations deep in africa they're african by nationality/language/cultural background but not in totality ..

there are Spanish Blacks as well descendants of the moores - but their ancestors came from Africa originally ( and kicked a lotta ass in Spain )

[__3xL]

my chick just told me shut my white ass up trying to make points .. Though I'm Greek n Turkish ...

hee hee har har ..

see

[wEstSidE]

ur europen. tht wite innit

[__3xL]

1/2 euro yea and my mom kinda dark skinned olive like so she not white ..

and my dad was dark but no arab at all

weird cause i am lighter than both of um by just a bit - but if I get in the sun ONE day I get dark as hell and it doesn't go away for weeks

west what are you man ? egyptian /ethiopian / indian ? I never saw you til recently with all your new fan base surrounding ya ..

[__3xL]

Cool .. post up some fly Ethiopan honeys wess ..

you been there ever ?

I was in Sudan khartoum 8 months old til I was 4 years old

[Raskol]

i wanna send ripples through that ass.

[__3xL]

that ass would give me stretchmarks

[Icicle Cubicle]

Brazil/Japan unite! Nakashima in the latest Complex...reppin' commonwealth.

[onemancult]

cassie steele from degrassi

she's a cutie, stiill

YESYESYESYAESSSYFAYASdsg

[notesee]

i like this post (minus the guys)

IT'S CALLED A THREAD YOU FUCKING NOOB.

[headcoat]

half human, half klingon.

[dino might]

lolz, someone took the time to write this out..

1. Fob

First of all...Fob's are immigrants a.k.a. Fresh off the boat. There are many kinds of fobs (i cant really take credit for this becuz i got this off a site. I added some in)

Twinkie

- Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish you from white people

- Your significant other is not Asian and never has been

- You have few Asian friends, if any

- You are embarrassed at family events because you cannot speak your language and everyone has to switch to English to communicate with you

- You have no idea that the other types of Asians on this list even exist

- You think Hello Kitty is dumb and do not know what Sanrio is

- You are the only Asian on this list that does not know what Bubble Tea is

- You drive a Ford or some other domestic car and if you drive a Honda, it is stock

Asian-American

- You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere

- You have heard of Bubble Tea but have never actually had any

- You are confused about your cultural identity and express this frustration through spoken word performances at your college

- You read A. magazine and think it's great

- You do not know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, or Kangta are

- You are only vaguely aware of the other Asians below

Yap (Young Asian Professional)

- You are in one of these professions:

a) Medicine / Pharmaceutical

Engineering

c) Finance

d) Investment Banking

e) Accounting

- Most of your wardrobe was purchased at Banana Republic

- You go to "mixers" on Thursday nights to meet other Yaps and talk about the Dow Jones.

- You did exactly what your parents wanted you to do and as a result, your life is hella boring

- Your apartment/home is decorated almost exclusively with stuff from Pier 1

- Your parents always talk to their friends about how much money you make. If they don't, then you're a dissapointment

Fob (Fresh Off tha Boat)

- You were not born in America

- You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. In fact, you have seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently

- You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends

- You do not have any non-Asian friends

- Your parents do not speak any English

- When you speak English, you like to make everything plural

- You get extremely good grades in school

- You cannot dance

- Your fashion sense comes from whatever country you're from and you incorporate nothing from American fashion into your wardrobe

SuperFob

- Your command of the English language is minimal and you don't care

- You like dim sum chicken feet

- You do not own a single CD, VCD, Video game, or DVD that isn't bootlegged

- Your only hangout is Chinatown

- All the lights in your house are fluorescent

- You dry your cloths outside your window

- You need a haircut

- You either smell like cigarettes or food

Fobabee

- You are an Asian-American or Twinkie who has recently "awoken"

- You have a newly found fetish of Asian girls/boys

- You have taken the Asian Studies course at college

- You are trying to learn as much as possible about your culture to make up for your lifetime of trying to be white (Twinkie ; Banana) or Black (Chigger ; Tea egg)

- If you are lucky, you will grow to become Fobulous

Gangsta Fob (Fobsta)

- You have shot another Asian

- Your favorite hangout is a pool hall

- When you talk, you sound like a cross between a Fob and an urban black kid

- Your hair looks silly, but no one will tell you because you'll shoot them

- You have a serious gambling problem

- You are a Rice-boy, but your mods are cheap and are never painted to match the rest of your car

- No one tells you your rice ride looks cheap because you'll shoot them

- You want to have a Tab girlfriend, but can only get Hoochie Tabs

Tab (Trendy Asian B*tch)

- You shop at A/X, Bebe and Club Monaco

- You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to "mix it up"

- You do not weigh more than 105 lbs

- You have never paid for dinner at a restaurant in your life

- Platform heels are your favorite

- You are a makeup expert, in fact, you appear completely flawless

- You do not smile in public

- You are the object of desire of all Asian men and you know it

- You smoke

- Your cell phone is completely customized

- On the inside flip of your cell phone is a sticker pic of you and your man

- Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio item

- You only date Asian and will only date a boy with a nice car

- You are often seen with Rice-boys

- You never travel alone. You are either in the company of other Tabs or your Rice-boy boyfriend

Hoochie Tab

- You are an import car model

- Your boobs are not real

- There are naked pictures of you floating around on the internet somewhere

- Stiletto heels are your favorite

- Your role models are Francine Dee and Kaila Yu

- Your boyfriend is a Gangsta Fob

- You cheat on your boyfriend

- Unlike most Asians, you do not do well in school

Rice-Boy

- You drive an Asian import. Usually a Honda or Acura

- Your souped up car (known as a Rice-ride or Rice-rocket) is unrecognizable from it's original stock form

- Your exhaust pipe is big enough for your head to fit in

- The spoiler on your car looks like it was made by Boeing

- The interior of your car also looks like it was designed by Boeing

- You always drive like you are racing someone

- You are not afraid of dying in a crash, but you are afraid of speed bumps and parking lot on-ramps

- The only other person besides yourself who can sit in your car is your 105 lbs Tab girlfriend. If anyone else sits in your car, the entire bottom of it will be touching the ground

- Even though your car is a Honda, it goes faster and is worth more than a Lotus Esprit

- If you drive a Civic, your dream car is a Supra. If you drive a Supra, your dream car is a Skyline (which you can never have). Poor Rice-boy.

Fobulous

- You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language

- You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends

- You listen to Asian pop as well as American music

- You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture

- You are a good dancer

- You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race

- You are a good designer and have superior Html skills

- You have an Apt107 page AND an AA page and the guest books in both are packed

- For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being

- You have lots of Asian pride

Pob

- A Filipino fob.

- Words that start with F tend to be pronounced with a P. (Fuck you..Pobarized version: PUCK you)

- FUll accent

"Lets go take some sticker pickiez la! xD Kekezzz"

"Puck You mother pucker!"

[Guest jmatsu]

Pob

- A Filipino fob.

- Words that start with F tend to be pronounced with a P. (Fuck you..Pobarized version: PUCK you)

- FUll accent

"Lets go take some sticker pickiez la! xD Kekezzz"

"Puck You mother pucker!"

i have learned a new insult today. this just made living in honolulu that much better. i am gonna visit dole pineapple factory! thanks dino.

[wEstSidE]

holy shit i fukn h8 tabz

[dino might]

your welcome. you alluding to dole pineapple orange banana juice? shits devine.

[chantheman]

...................

[soleeay]

i guess i am fobulous

[Guest jmatsu]

boobies are kinda small, but whatever.

[billy dee williams]

Pob

- A Filipino fob.

- Words that start with F tend to be pronounced with a P. (Fuck you..Pobarized version: PUCK you)

- FUll accent

"Lets go take some sticker pickiez la! xD Kekezzz"

"Puck You mother pucker!"

i have learned a new insult today. this just made living in honolulu that much better. i am gonna visit dole pineapple factory! thanks dino.

i like dole canned pineapples.

[chronoaug]

boobies are kinda small, but whatever.

What is mike lowrey doing sleeping there?

[kenthenoob]

epic fail. try saving image and uploading.

[kenthenoob]

that was when they were in berlin or something

[lestat]

that list was from the AOL days.... when screennames were limited to 10 chars only

[lestat]

^ ahahaha good one