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I think papyrus is actually more of a threat these days; can't think of the last time I actually saw comic sans out in the world.

I hate that it's been raining heavily all day and hasn't seemed to let up once. Damn my broken umbrella.

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Papyrus is a fucking hideous font.

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I'm a stoner and a lazy fuck, thus I love to use cruise control when driving. I fuckn hate douchebags in the fast lane with speeds that vary more than 5mph. One second, nigga's going at 75, next he's going at 65, making my cruise control fucking useless.

edit: Also hate it when people can't just give me a courtesy call / text when they'll be late, and I'm just waiting around like :confused::confused::confused:

Birds, I love nature and all, but stfu when I'm trying to recover from a night of debauchery and want to sleep in without being woken up by idle chirping at 7am.

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I lost my bag last night due to drinking and stupidity. DS and my castlevanias gone, same w/ only headphones.

life kinda sux without my sr60s.

also, sleeping in a bank entrance isn't actually as comfortable as the homeless make it look.

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once you get used to it, it gets ok compfy.

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i was talking about the whole passing out anywhere thing. benches are the best.

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Back to font gripes: was playing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle yesterday, and nearly all the text in that game is in comic sans. I don't know how they actually let that happen.

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people that simultaneously don't spay/neuter and let their pets roam around NYC streets. I have to clean up your fucking messes, assholes. Because of you, there are thousands of stray and feral cats running around my neighborhood and having massive yearly kitten die-offs.

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the terms "uproarious!" or "tour de force" in any kind of review.

yeah i hate tour de force, i remember in like grade 4 and 5 thinking that every single book i saw reviewed by kirkus reviews said that and it sounded so dumb.

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all these customers who keep farting in the isles while browsing thru music then asking me shit like "DUR wehre's da used hoobastank bro?", then I have to walk through their fart cloud just to tell them we don't have any used hoobastank

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i hate how it seems like im the only one who still has finals.

all these facebook status updates about being finally done/summer plans and shit are so depressing.

i also hate that most of my exams are papers this semester... tests are something you can just get over after that exam date, but papers just loom over you for like a week until 2 days before it's due when it starts fucking your head. fuck.

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ticks biting my dick.

yes pubes.

What were you doing? Swinging your dick in the woods? Then it's okay.

Also,

Clubs with great and hip electronic music, but with no one dancing.

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the words douche and douchebag

misused, overused, and taken out of context way too much

some people use it as a synonym for an "asshole" while other people use it to describe a "tool" or "wimp"... sometimes people use them interchangeably (???)

some mixed-up connotation/denotation shit

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when i walk into the restroom and some guy just pissed sprayed the toilet seat. seriously, people do not know how to aim

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