shit you hate

[junglejane]

^^

you'll find that in girl bathrooms too, it happens when you're a "hoverer"

[narwhal]

the words douche and douchebag

misused, overused, and taken out of context way too much

some people use it as a synonym for an "asshole" while other people use it to describe a "tool" or "wimp"... sometimes people use them interchangeably (???)

some mixed-up connotation/denotation shit

i thought this was a dumb post until i saw somebody had posted as a facebook status a countdown of the 5 biggest douchebags in the world with number 1 being a goth couple who ate a teenage girl.

[samsikle]

fuck allergies. i probably have post nasal drip again because i have this stupid annoying cough. mom insists i go to the doctor, i bet he's gonna tell me i just need to take sudafed

[Whodinihimself]

Retailers that ask for charitable donations at checkout counters.

I have nothing against donating to charity. But it would be nice not to feel the pressure to donate to a charity you probably know nothing about just because you don't want to look like a cheap bastard to the people in the lineup behind you.

[Guest on-display]

i hate group projects. i swear i'm about to slap a bitch

[mrip]

^yes. my asshole group members need to email me back. this shit is due in 2 days. i would much rather do a solo project than deal with flaky ass members

[Billy.Barbados]

I hate jury duty, it was such a waste of time. Going to the courthouse itself wasn't a waste of time, just the whole process. I sat around for about four hours just to get myself out of having to serve on the jury. Whenever the prosecutor asked me about how I felt about a felon being in possession of a firearm I just said "Oh, you've to ask the brother about felonies?". After that it was just a matter of waiting for them finish speaking with people and selecting the jury .

[renski]

^

unless the movie is about birthing.

current hate. people who post news articles on facebook. really though people are not relying on your posts for current news. quit

wasting your time with that shit

second is people who bitch about the Arizona immigration law, one if your complaining about it on facebook/Twitter or any social networking website and not doing shit regarding the bill, you need to shut up already. don't give up some bullshit excuse that you have homework, finals, my

voice won't matter. get up or shut up.

[renski]

more hate. iPhone when you type and accidentally hit return instead of space.

[Scais]

people who take the elevator down for 1 floor. REALLY? 1 floor DOWN of all things fuck you.

[newaesthetic]

People are fucking lazy.

In a similar vein; I walk through a mall every day on my way to work and there's a narrow doorway with the usual mall type doors, but only two of them. A huge group of people were syphoning through the one side, and this woman in front of me sat there for the entire time so that she could go through without having to open the other door. She stood in front of the other door though, blocking me... and the damn thing wasn't broken or anything. Lazy bitch.

Getting back into a daily regimen, I may have overdid it yesterday. My arms feel like they're bruised all over from the elbow up. Damnit.

[colored_Yellow]

cats crying and meowing in the middle of the night. shut the fuck up!

my mexican neighbors have like literally 10 dogs in their back yard that fucking bark all night when i'm trying to sleep! i wish those dogs knew how to shut the fuck up.

my black neighbors have rowdy ass little black kids that wake up around 8 during the weekends playing outside causing a fucking ruckus. god, it's fucking 8. calm your children down because some people wanna sleep in!

[vitasoy]

From now on I am only urinating in stalls.

Every public urinal I used today, some fucker has to stand beside me when there are so many other free urinals and they have to peek over or look over, shit's irritating as hell, fuck.

[Macwich]

when i rate songs in my music library whilst drunk

fuckin 5-starrin the most random shit

[NatseOklim]

How people wait til the last second to bid on my ebay auctions. Can't people go back to the old ways of bidding really high, really early and then regretting it?

[broken_dubz]

icelandic volcanos.

fucking up all my plans.

[colored_Yellow]

parents trying to decide my fucking future for me.

[broken_dubz]

parents trying to decide my fucking future for me.

i think theres an offspring song about this

[haploid]

Cafeterias and the risk of dropping all your shit that comes with them.

[junglejane]

icelandic volcanos.

fucking up all my plans.

yeah co-sign on that muthafuckin' volcano.

[redninja2319]

when people write "your" instead of "you're"

[redX]

get you're grammer right!

[colored_Yellow]

i'm in the school library sleepy as hell.

reading like 20 pages on this thread because i have nothing else to do.

i have to walk home like a mile everyday to get home.

coming home from a day of epicness and parents randomly bitch at me about something completely off topic.

[HOLY]

Get high.

10

[haploid]

^^^ This is never bad advice

[fffffut]

when people write "your" instead of "you're"

ur gay

....

[ethnic cleanser]

"ur" makes me recall a stultifying book some dumb bitch wrote. The language used throughout the entire book was the language a 13 year old equally dumb of a bitch would use when texting her friend. I mean I appreciate the effort the author put into representing my generation, but why represent a generation so fucking stupid?

[034936]

moths. i hate them so much.

[bishop grimes]

house centipedes, the ones that are big enough to set off mouse traps, the ones that catch free rides on my socks

[colored_Yellow]

this girl telling me all her problems about her boyfriend and how she wants to dump him. i don't give a fuck. get the fuck outta here. you're uggs.

fuck. i hate a lot of shit