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I don't give a shit if you think the season finale of tool academy is genuinely HIlarious but when that shit is painfully obviously forced...i don't get it

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Hate fuckers who are checking you out for what you are wearing and then the minute you catch their eye they throw major queenie attitude like they are better than you.

Bitch I already saw you looking be man enough to smile or acknowledge, its not gonna go to my head...

no homo

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Hate fuckers who are checking you out for what you are wearing and then the minute you catch their eye they throw major queenie attitude like they are better than you.

Bitch I already saw you looking be man enough to smile or acknowledge, its not gonna go to my head...

no homo

that's a pretty homo thing to say, regardless.

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Fucking chapped lips. It's so cold and dry and windy right now and my entire fucking lower face is dying. I wish I could dunk my head into a vat of Vaseline. :(

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i was sitting a chair away from these two ugly asian girls in class and i overheard their conversation about boys and sex. "he should totally make a move" "we're going to fast" "i thought you were into asian guys"

I wanted to throw up

just added, when you overhear two ugly chicks talk about boys and sex to my shit i hate list

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fuck this dude pressing 2nd floor in the elevator (we were on the 1st floor)

really? you fat fuck? you would have gotten to the 2nd floor (possibly even 5th) during the time you were waiting for the elevator to come. wasting my fucking time holding shit up.

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fuck this dude pressing 2nd floor in the elevator (we were on the 1st floor)

really? you fat fuck? you would have gotten to the 2nd floor (possibly even 5th) during the time you were waiting for the elevator to come. wasting my fucking time holding shit up.

THIS, OH GOD THIS.

It's the absolute worst thing you can do. I'd understand if you're carrying groceries or moving in or shit, but seriously? A single flight of stairs? Fat losers.

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hate it when youre watching something funny and your friend misses the punchline. you laugh, then he/she says "what did he say?" you repeat the joke, but of course the timing has passed and you can't deliver it the same way. your friend then nods and, if youre lucky, gives you a courtesy "heh"

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courtesy "heh"

I hate this. I'd rather be told "that wasn't funny".

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I hate it when people come over and watch what I'm doing on my laptop. I could be doing something completely innocent but god damn does that make me feel uncomfortable

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uncertain future after graduated life. I've been accepted into grad schools but sucks thinking about where the money is coming from and locating research positions.

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THIS, OH GOD THIS.

It's the absolute worst thing you can do. I'd understand if you're carrying groceries or moving in or shit, but seriously? A single flight of stairs? Fat losers.

was at my friends res waiting >5 min for the elevator, then when it comes this chubby shit briskly walks out with this shit-eating grin on.

mother fucker pressed every button.

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fuck this dude pressing 2nd floor in the elevator (we were on the 1st floor)

really? you fat fuck? you would have gotten to the 2nd floor (possibly even 5th) during the time you were waiting for the elevator to come. wasting my fucking time holding shit up.

I see dumbshits take the elevator down one story. FUCK YOU! It takes all my restraint to not say something.

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