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Parking tickets in general, but mostly parking tickets at the train station. I'm just trying to park my fucking car, and take the train to work. There's literally not a single space left in the parking lot, so sometimes I need to park in non-designated areas. I'm not blocking traffic/fire hydrants or anything, so cut me some fucking slack.

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so i won these concert tickets on ebay. A couple hours later the guy messages me saying that he "accidentally" put up 2 for the price of one (apparently he didn't realize this during the course of a week long auction), and asks if i would be willing to give him more money. i respectfully decline.

in the next message i receive, he says that he just received the tickets, and they look fake. i can't tell if he's telling the truth or just bullshitting me so he can get some more money.

hate that shit

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stupid son of a bitch 5AM registration for classes. UGH and the dumb ass unreliable system that shits out at 5:03. and that the physical science class i was originally planning to take was already packed. i'm sure i say this every time i have to register for a new quarter.

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I have this friend that can't talk without lecturing you. He is a great wingman though since he makes a fucking fool out of himself.

Oh and he blames everything on race!! We are both half black.

Here's an example.

Me - "Hey dude, I just saw a dog go into a grocery store to shop."

Him - "Bullshit. That's not true. Actually it was probably a golden retriver, they are the smartest dogs alive. My grandpa has one in Africa and it is so smart. It couldn't have been a rotty, they are dumb. Also they are black, so the store owner wouldn't let it shop there because koreans hate blacks."

Me - "How the fuck could a dog shop? I was kidding, damn."

-F2D

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red ring of death on my refurbished xbox after 1.5 weeks

note to self: don't ever skimp on electronics again

also, people who post up in libraries but don't study and make a shitload of noise during finals weeks

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New Jersey drivers

All day class on the most beautiful day in months

Being broke. CMONNNN TAX RETURNS!

Trying to get in touch with someone for the past week and not hearing back from them, when the matter at hand is important.

Hating where you are and what you do every god damn day and not being able to leave for another month and a half.

There's more, but I cant remember right now due to lack of food. Off to Pick-A-Bagel. Mmmm

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stupid son of a bitch 5AM registration for classes. UGH and the dumb ass unreliable system that shits out at 5:03. and that the physical science class i was originally planning to take was already packed. i'm sure i say this every time i have to register for a new quarter.

isnt physical science in high school? i swore it only became biochem, chem, and ochem in college?

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when you want to download something from zshare and you have to wait 59 seconds before the download link appears, but you forget and have to wait another 59 seconds

while typing this i forgot to click again. motherfack

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I hate how they advertise awesome fast food joints all around Illinois, but there are none even in the midwest area... fuck you Jack in the Box and In N Out.

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on a similar note, getting US stations and seeing ads for your awesome fast food goodness. or deals at chains we do have here, that don't exist here.

I hate not having an arnold palmer with some vodka right now. this weather is awesome.

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when people ask to take a drag or two from my cigarette and take too damn long to give it back.... just taking their sweet sweet time puffing away.

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getting sick prior to a vegas trip

i wanna be in 100% pure pullsbitches mode by this weekend

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when people ask to take a drag or two from my cigarette and take too damn long to give it back.... just taking their sweet sweet time puffing away.

i feel you

At a party this guy on e asked for a drag or two and kills my entire cigarette in 3 hits. I just lit it up too. i didn't even know it was possible to kill a 100 that fast.

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is it a normal thing to ask someone for a puff ? i'd find it very weird if someone asked me. well except maybe a good friend or some girl who wants to have a taste of your lips.

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