shit you hate

[Scais]

when toilet water splashes up and hits you

[ethnic cleanser]

get a piece of toilet paper and place it in the water before you shit

[mr fluffernutter]

or wear a tiny little hammock around your lap to catch your poo and then cut it loose

[broneck]

don't poo at all.

[andrewexd]

fucking electricity bullshit killed both computer, speakers, wireless router, cable modem, one tv, personal heater, and my rice cooker/warmer.

[epitaph220]

then how are you on the internet now?

[DüM]

every time someone posts about a computer/internet problem someone else asks that question. does it really matter? do you think they're lying to us?

[incob123]

every time someone posts about a computer/internet problem someone else asks that question. does it really matter? do you think they're lying to us?

+iphone posting maybe?

[mr fluffernutter]

So, m,y] kjey]board ius fuickjed uip. IU'm, on a laptop (dell iunspuiron 2200 not that uit ,matters).

[DüM]

fuck you man

fuck YOU

[mr fluffernutter]

Da,mm,uit. IU can',t t]yp,e a r,esponc,e. Fiucjk ]yoiu.

[sycamore no more]

hey you jerks up there, coming down for the party on the 1st of may?

[sycamore no more]

oh and dipshits who sing serious songs when singing karaoke. it's like bro, BRO, really? you're bummin me out right now, sing the thong song please, or vengaboys.

[samsikle]

are we gonna karaoke on may 1st?

[sycamore no more]

yes.

yes.

[newaesthetic]

I happened to clean my bag out last night before heading out and left my Tylenol at home. Realized I hadn't used it in months. So of course today I could actually really use some.

Fuuuuuuuu

[skiniks]

hate when newaesthetic convinces me to party until like 4 am when i have work at 9 am an hour away.

[calvinouch]

Parking Tickets. Woke up this morning and saw a ticket for expired registration. If the dumbass ran my plate, he wouldve known that I paid my registration, but had the sticker stolen. Fucking douche bag.

[nicholasch]

people asking questions (irrelevant, at that) during lectures. put your hand down and stay relevant.

[Bislane]

motherfuckers putting my jeans in the dryer when I didn't want them in the fucking dryer

[readytoignite]

people who complain about shit that happens in their classes.,, you think you have problems?

[andrewexd]

american cheese... what the fuck ?

[duck sauce]

my health class teacher disparaging Erowid

[syed]

[nicholasch]

agreed........

[redX]

yeah and you just had to quote the whole fucking picture again?

[andrewexd]

that's why i don;t even use urinals anymore

edit: unless they have the wall in-between

[kaws&effect]

fucking chatroulette!

was having a great time on it with a bunch of friends lastnight actually finding normal people, then the last person we get is some fucker beating off and I go to click next while trying not to look and my entire vodka cran goes on my boys macbook.

really hope its working okay today but it was already starting to lose some functionality lastnight...got my fingers crossed.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[B-Dawg]

Getting the flu the day before I was supposed to leave for Portland on a drinking/decadent food trip.

In addition, my gf is out of town, and the power was out all day yesterday so there was nothing to do but eat nyquils all day and try to sleep through the boredom/pain.

Also, I will probably have to miss some days of work and therefore make no money. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[duck sauce]

showering in pitch black darkness

fuck daylight savings/power outage combo