shit you hate

[shufon 895,488]

I took a midterm tonight. The grade comes out at 12:30AM tonight. I hate waiting on this shit.

[i wear shooes 1,149,291]

The word Swag...

[clover 218,034]

the toilet that i frequent to take a dump has a very shallow bowl, and therefore not a lotta water. my shit stacks up and it smells soo bad.

try a courtesy flush it works for me.

actually, everyone should do this

[8080s 4,413]

People who talk to/at you so ferociously that you feel drained in seconds

[Knugget 433,725]

@clover

ya that does work but i dun wanna if i dun hafta. cuz then i hate the feeling of toliet water splashing on you. suppose i could squat and flush....then drop back down when it's done.

[echoepidemic 588,165]

try a courtesy flush it works for me.

actually, everyone should do this

when i do this at my house people yell at me for wasting water

[rgray 370,935]

the problem with courtesy flushing in this case..

if the bowl is shallow and the shit piles easy, then one can go on to assume that if you do a courtesy flush, water will be splashing up everywhere..

I say plug your nose and push hard and wipe fast..

[DaBestSpoona 573,756]

Why do posters like Milspex and Mizanation have less rep than Pavlovs Bell

[_ironman 647,537]

i hate people who open up washroom doors like it's a drug raid. startling me washing my hands and shit

[artificialsky 208,774]

vanity license plates.

people who wear the t-shirt of a band to that band's show.

japanese yen-to-dollar conversion rape.

panhandler with no skills. if you want a dollar you need to like, tell me a joke or play a song or something.

eye boogers.

women with hair lip.

white people and how they ruin everything (see: "swag")

people who put anime characters as their profile picture on Facebook.

tumblr blogs that post a million things a day, but all of those things are either items from j.crew, half-naked dreamgirl models in menswear, or 15-year-old selfshot tumblr girl reblogs.

trade shows.

girls who only want to date guys in bands but who vehemently deny they only date guys in bands and/or claim they are through with dating guys in bands.

dead skin on video game controllers/keyboard/mice.

package tracking anxiety.

getting up in the morning.

going to bed in the night.

laptop DJs who don't even attempt to beatmatch or crossfade.

having to bump my threads in supermarket for weeks to sell shit because superfuture is down like 200 percent in traffic the last couple years.

girls taking reverse-photos of themselves and their friends in public constantly.

longboarders and rollerbladers.

people who don't understand right-of-way on the freeway or at stop signs.

fat-as-shit bouncers who wear MMA fighting gloves.

hangnails with no scissors or fingernail clipper close by.

people who aren't aware enough to realize the whole traditional and preppy fad is exactly that.

Sub-21 girls who list themselves as professional blogger/model/stylist/photographer/muses on Lookbook.nu

Getting a larger cup instead of two shots when ordering a "double."

the permanent dark circles under my eyes.

people who make any kind of sound during sleeping.

the fact that there is no real alternative to Ikea.

people who have visible earwax.

people who don't call their hits in airsoft/wipe in paintball.

the speed at which memes are distributed and get played out (see: charlie sheen)

Any kind of broadcasted awards show.

Going from my baller-ass work mac to my old-ass home mac.

people who have television shows that they really keep up on and watch every week.

minimalist re-designed movie posters/album covers/etc.

girls who think they are cutting-edge fashionistas when they shop exclusively at H&M and Forever 21.

fat people.

not being able to find the high-resolution version of the picture of the slut you're trying to jerk off to.

TOMS shoes.

the fact that all the hobbies i have ever gotten into are expensive as fuck.

having to sit way in the back or somewhere else really shitty because you want to drink at an all-ages show.

trying to sleep with no fan on.

[freecat 1,123,982]

did you keep all of them on a doc file to make only one post or did you just write that in 5 minutes ?

[i wear shooes 1,149,291]

read through all of artificialsky's hatred

+rep since the hatred is mutual.

not being able to find the high-resolution version of the picture of the slut you're trying to jerk off to.

i hate that

[amardeep 962,479]

girls who only want to date guys in bands but who vehemently deny they only date guys in bands and/or claim they are through with dating guys in bands.

hahahahaha 10/10

[youre sketch 209,859]

the hate is strong with this one.

I never give hobos / panhandlers money unless they earn it some way.

not including sexual favors.

[youonlyliveonce 247,046]

when the guy you're playing in nba 2k11 online constantly replays that fast break dunk 20x in a row.

[pieiskewl 340,392]

people who don't call their hits in airsoft/wipe in paintball.

i feel this

you just need to shoot them until they call it

or just light people up from 3ft. away so that they can't say they didn't get hit

[vitasoy 343,196]

went out to grab a quick coffee, saw a dude wearing trues and virgils

[madstaxbro 250,500]

Saddle soap. Shit always molds over by the time I reopen the tin. Also the Kiwi tallow ends up smelling like piss after a while.

[_ironman 647,537]

the term "retail therapy"

[bryanayrb 755,383]

stuffed nostril

then having both nostrils stuffed

[Manx 251,176]

I'm white, but I never understood why white people wear shoes in the house. My family does this. We walk around all day in the piss and shit and then track it back inside. It's gross, so stop.

[suremanok 223,479]

those urinal guards. sure it's good for eliminating unsanitary shit but while i'm taking a leak, shit is splashing everywhere.

[Desi 574,639]

"going to bed in the night."

I feel you on this shit too.

[Aeroplane 175,939]

stuffed nostril

then having both nostrils stuffed

pile on going to the dentist and call it last Tuesday

[Magsåvningsreserven 1,750,353]

apartment politics

[redX 884,127]

lol kinda sounds similar to the situation i'm in right now. my gf is currently using the living room because she can't use her room because there is a leak on the roof causing mold in the walls. our tenant is a lazy bitch and it's been taking forever until (hopefully) next week the leak is going to get fixed

now my other room mate he is just a lazy fuck and basically at the emotional level of a 14 year old. he only thinks for himself and always keeps to himself like a shut-in in his tiny ass room. he never airs his room out so i don't think i need to go into further detail how horrible the stench is in there (his friends gave him some shampoo for his birthday present lol)

so lately my gf has been on the edge of fighting him (i think she could take him on) because he's being a passive aggressive bitch about everything. doesn't clean properly so he has to do those chores all over again after she called him out. he couldn't even put together a proper verbal defense or tried to argue the point. gah so pathetic

[Manx 251,176]

See, I would always just clean up my own messes. This girl told me I was good for nothing and what not. I was pretty flipping spotless when it came to my own stuff. I wasn't going to clean her hair shavings out of the tub, that's her job. I wasn't going to do her dishes, either, only mine.

[redX 884,127]

i just fucking hate people who decide to live with other people just so they can be lazy and not do any of the chores sincerely. how is that going to be good for the community

i just wanna live cleanly and comfortably - if you can't deal with that just fucking move out

[Magsåvningsreserven 1,750,353]

i clean the bathtub every time i use it, then that very same day some durty motherfuck has a bath and it's left a ring of filth. how fucking dirty can you be? then when one of them does attempt to have a go, they completely miss the sides. people don't know how to complete the most straightforward of tasks these days.

If you're going to do something, do it properly

~mum

i'm living with complete and utter morons. i'm just gonna stay in my room.

[Magsåvningsreserven 1,750,353]

one of the people is a socially-maladjusted ghanian who's an awkward bitch.

this morning he knocked on my door (this should be for emergencies or landlord only FFS) to ask how am I; even though he knows he's pissed off the entire house. he's loud, he sings out of tune, he reads his bible too loudly (oh yes, here is a choice quotation: 'what has science ever done?'), he drags his feet, he wakes everyone up, he keeps everyone up, etc.

i haven't said shit yet because i haven't controlled my emotions in the past, and i feel like i should show more restraint - but it's coming.

phew, that felt good.