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when you flush the toilet here down under (NZ is basically a zit on our ass, like canada is to the US ;))....

the water doesnt simply go in the opposite direction, so your shit makes a slurping sound as opposed to a burping sound.

what really happens is your turd grows a big hairy arm, and grabs your face, before slamming your fucking nose repeatedly into the brown slushy filth in the toilet bowl.

next time, you scrub the toilet before it gets to the PB+J stage.

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Actually canada is like the usa's mature older sister that works for LVMH, but still likes to get drunk and go skinny dipping in the ocean at 3 am.

americans are fat

canada may be our mature older sister, but you certainly don't work for LVMH.

maybe the local Dress Barn or something.

fucking hippies in... toques. what kind of word is that?

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Have a good one Hap...you old bugger.

(NZ is basically a zit on our ass, like canada is to the US ;))....

Jp....are you just worried about the trouncing we will eventually give the Wallabies in the Rugby world cup?

Side note....Tonga gave the US team a hiding the other day and Japan came very close to beating Fiji:eek:

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Have a good one Hap...you old bugger.

Jp....are you just worried about the trouncing we will eventually give the Wallabies in the Rugby world cup?

Side note....Tonga gave the US team a hiding the other day and Japan came very close to beating Fiji:eek:

haha good call ande.......no doubt things will get pretty tense soon. im not a huge rugby fan, but will definitely be watching a fair bit of the world cup.

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