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[simon626]

so, the company i work for got bought out. i found this out and had an interview scheduled a week later to keep my job and i was informed i'd have to take a drug test now. well fuck me. the interview went great and they said i'm hired once i do the test. :S

it did say on the consent form in the application that failing doesn't necessarily mean they'll turn the person away automatically. hopefully they're testing for more serious stuff. i'm not optimistic though.

stop smoking right now and start using Golden Seal. You can find it at your local vitamin shop or even GMC- It really works, helps me past all my drug tests, and is all natural. All those chemical detox thingies really don't seem good for your liver. Drink plenty of water (or even better green tea) to clean out your bladder (that's where the residual thc is which urine tests test for) Plus, most of those tests are only for recent use (or else they'd draw blood or hair). Drink lots of green tea and cranberry juice. Be healthy for a week. Pass your test.

Then get high as fuck with celebratory sesh (and lowered tolerance!) once you get that ace job! (:

[Rob060]

er. i don't have a week. i have to take it tomorrow. i found out about the drug testing a few days ago. i'm already thinking of ways to explain myself.

[duce.]

damn man. gl hope that goes in your favor.

self-employment ftw

[simon626]

er. i don't have a week. i have to take it tomorrow. i found out about the drug testing a few days ago. i'm already thinking of ways to explain myself.

ask a friend who doesn't smoke and is a really good friend of yours.

Meet up in the morning with him before work. Have him pee in a fat Gallon sized ziplock bag. Not too much pee. Seal said bag . Then, using duct tape, tape the opening so that you can not open the bag in any way. You might want to consider reinforcing all the edge seems of the bag with duct tape to prevent accidental leaks and strengthen the seams. Carry a pen in your pocket. Now duct tape the gallon bag to the inside of your thigh, with the top of the bag lined parallel to your waist. That way, the pee stays close to your body temperature. Go take the test. Use pen to puncture small hole in bag. Pour friend's thc-free urine into cup. Dispose of bag. Wash hands and place used paper towels over disposed bag. Give clean urine to the test facility.

Go home.

Smoke a bowl (if you want)

Relax

[domdomdomdom]

Houdini O.G. - tested at 24.xx% thc

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[cphamwong]

Houdini O.G. - tested at 24.xx% thc

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holy cow that is some beautiful bud

[Rob060]

ask a friend who doesn't smoke and is a really good friend of yours.

Meet up in the morning with him before work. Have him pee in a fat Gallon sized ziplock bag. Not too much pee. Seal said bag . Then, using duct tape, tape the opening so that you can not open the bag in any way. You might want to consider reinforcing all the edge seems of the bag with duct tape to prevent accidental leaks and strengthen the seams. Carry a pen in your pocket. Now duct tape the gallon bag to the inside of your thigh, with the top of the bag lined parallel to your waist. That way, the pee stays close to your body temperature. Go take the test. Use pen to puncture small hole in bag. Pour friend's thc-free urine into cup. Dispose of bag. Wash hands and place used paper towels over disposed bag. Give clean urine to the test facility.

Go home.

Smoke a bowl (if you want)

Relax

i commend you for trying but i'm pretty much fucked. it's not even a good job really. just office bitch work. if i don't get hired, technically i'd be getting laid off and i'd rather go on unemployment for a couple three weeks and clean up the system and look for something else.

[duce.]

yeah dom you're always chiefing on that next level bud. props must spread..

[bernt]

i can not even believe that is real.

[duce.]

^ lmao

'is this real life?'

[curemyself]

simon, yes to both.

[jasutek]

watching weeds and looking through this thread is a very bad habit

[connor]

yo dom thats some kill

[Anemone]

Too big. How do I resize?

[skistar]

happy day in our house!

wish I had a better camera than my phone...

[destructodisk]

^u got my numba brotha :3

[simon626]

New toking device. Amg beaker. Purchased for a sweeeet price. Getting an alex k dstem for it soon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3COdbJLlGo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[the Repeater]

You have got to be fucking kidding. WTF, plant equiv of elephantiasis?

[cphamwong]

i need a dutch sesh with some chicago heads soon

[curemyself]

whats good, cphamwong. im seeing as much sour d this year and i did blue dream last year. no complaints there

anyone doing something special for valentine's day?

[simon626]

whats good, cphamwong. im seeing as much sour d this year and i did blue dream last year. no complaints there

anyone doing something special for valentine's day?

Went out for a date to this little shop:

Got myself a new alex k showerhead and a ben wilson disk diffused bowl. Sorry for the dirty glass...i forgot to take pics when they were new. I'll do it when i clean everything this week.

[tu_madre51]

anyone try green dream? I don't toke much but some of my friends like it better than blue dream. It was way better than i expected it to be

[phen3N]

just in time for my vegas trip, my club got in some banana crack.

a cross between my two favorite strains: banana kush x green crack

[curemyself]

god damn, id love to go into aqua lab. im sure it was fucking nuts, simon. what tube is that you have them in?

[skistar]

my buddy forgot his camera over at my house so I had to take a couple bud shots. the strain is hong kong, a cross off sour diesel. Just went in jars yesterday and it already smokes amazing, can't wait to see how smooth it ends up.

the scissor hash has had me on my ass the last few nights. Daaamn

my half

better light

[pieiskewl]

^

you are an inspiration

what was the total yield? and how many plants?

[skistar]

5 oz, 4 plants. My roots wanted bigger buckets so I'll be making some adjustments and hoping for 1.5-2 ounces per plant next time depending on the strains I pick

[simon626]

god damn, id love to go into aqua lab. im sure it was fucking nuts, simon. what tube is that you have them in?

Just an amg beaker. The downstem and bowl cost as much as the tube itself hahaha

[jilla82]

ive been growing for the past year in my apartment.

Im moving soon and may have to stop...its going to be a bitch paying for weed again.

[Aeroplane]

^ in an apartment?

you crazy man