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Extended tight hugs with her face buried in my neck/shoulder region.

The soft skin just behind her ear lobe

Flipping through mail order catalogs together and inventing crazy ass story lines for the models. Jcrew is the funnest.

Reading out loud whether it's her to me or me to her

Off

Lame excuses for not being able to see me

Cheap shots during arguments

Not getting return phone calls/voicemails

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Extended tight hugs with her face buried in my neck/shoulder region.

The soft skin just behind her ear lobe

Flipping through mail order catalogs together and inventing crazy ass story lines for the models. Jcrew is the funnest.

Reading out loud whether it's her to me or me to her

Off

Lame excuses for not being able to see me

Cheap shots during arguments

Not getting return phone calls/voicemails

fucking creepy.

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ons:

girls with a backbone

short, good looking, choppy haircuts

long, wavy, layered haircuts

being able to hold her own amongst the doodz

lip biting (holy shit)

some skill or being good at something other than being a girl, even if its not something im particularly into

calm, reserved, enigmatic

offs:

burping

farting

poor table manners (or any other sort of manners for that fact)

acting like a dumb fuck (NOT FUCKING CUTE GIRLS. NOT AT ALL)

stupid, pursed lip faces in pictures

obnoxious outbursts/shouting when not called for

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basically all the stuff dino just said, plus

on-switches:

liberal, but not stupid. (i.e. open minded)

cute face, soft features

toggle-offs:

whiny

fake tan

fake hair

eats a lot of meat.

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Turn offs:

- Going into a dark bathroom, and thinking in your head that wen you look into the mirror, theres gonna be a clown looking back at you.

- knowing you had experienced a ghost... Who else ran their hand down your back while you were sleeping?

- Studdering in person/with a stranger.

- Fat people trying to be sexy. That means you SidneyLo

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on:

- summertime dresses on girls

- girls that drink beer without complaining

- Jil Sander by Raf Simons

- making fun of jmatsu on sufu (because he deserves it)

off:

- girls that try to look like Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton (they usually always fail miserably or otherwise look incredibly snobbish)

- summertime mugginess in NYC

- Dior Homme getting hypebeasted

- making fun of jmatsu on sufu (if it's not clever or excessive)

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on:

big areolae

certain squatting pics on waywt

finally breaking in a pair of boots

smell of libraries and bookstores

smell of smoke on an autumn day

suddenly recalling something you've been trying to remember for days

felching

fun

off:

bad teeth

canker sores

over-plucked eyebrows

sudden temperature changes in the shower

finding a little ball of old toilet paper somehow lodged in the hair of your ass crack

mushy pearls in the pearl tea

felching greenman

unfun

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poor table manners (or any other sort of manners for that fact)

FUCK YES

I had a girl reach over my plate and pick food off my plate without asking in the same sitting! Needless to say, she received a stern lecture on proper table ettiquite.

Act like a woman for chrissakes.

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FUCK YES

I had a girl reach over my plate and pick food off my plate without asking in the same sitting! Needless to say, she received a stern lecture on proper table ettiquite.

Act like a woman for chrissakes.

that would turn me on if the girl was cute

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Going into a dark bathroom, and thinking in your head that wen you look into the mirror, theres gonna be a clown looking back at you.

Real talk. Damn my sister for letting me watch "It" as a child.

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on

cute

smart

white teeth

FIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

has a joke tatto above vagina, for some reason i find it never gets old.

off

smokes

does coke in bathroom stalls

thinks shes all that after one to many, Know whad im sayin.

not fit

talks about celeb gossip

talks about freinds gossip

from quebec

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