What really turns you on/off?

[stuntastic]

Yea so Im bored and is time for me to make a thread... I dont care if its been done before. I just did it.

So...

What REALLY turns you on or off?

Little things during the day, that really do it or dont do it for you? Things that happen not everyday, but happen all the time...

Turn ons:

- Finding money in pants I havent worn in months...

- Getting an onion ring when I ordered fries...

- Seeing someone do something stupid ie...

*Bang their knee on the desk.

*Drop a straw/reciept while carrying a tray of food, and trying to bend over to pick it up, while theyre already down, realising they just cant do it.

*PWNING YOU!

Turn offs:

- Stepping into a puddle thinking its shallow, when its deep as fuck.

- Chewing food, then all of a sudden without any reason, biting your tongue/cheek...

I'll continue later, my girlfriend is almost here...

Thats so fetch.

[Tyler Durden]

turn on: taking a big shit

turn off: cant sit down properly due to taking a big shit

[Guest Airjamie]

Diamonds....,.

[chrisj]

^^^^^ hahahaha

turnoff: any girl that wears skechers with their outfit

turnon: thinking your going to shit but just farting.

[domdomdomdom]

on - buttons

off - switches

[furien]

turn on

a girl with a headband or a girl with ribbon in her hair.

turn off

a girl with way to much makeup

[majikero]

turn on: silent type of girls who turns out to be an animal in bed with white cotton panties on

turn off: loud girls wearing super flared jeans and 3-inch sole sandals/shoes

[rome1]

turn ons: girls wearing thongs

turn offs: girls wearing cotton briefs

[lestat]

turn on: girls with nice long legs and nice ass

turn off: girls in bootie shorts with cottage cheese all over her thick chunky legs

[designersheep]

turn ons: the tags in this thread, ponytail, combination of nice footwears with ankles, filmmakers who have unqiue style, rewatching good films, well-aged clothings, nice talking voice, anything that is overly minimalistic, cats, and more

turn offs: waking up in the morning and still feeling dead tired, sensitive/angry/pessimistic people, rain

[insomaniac]

turn on:

my dog dreaming in her sleep

old ladies who walk fast

men in suits

perfectly riped fruits

holding hands under the table

turn off:

staying up until 5 in the freaking morning for work.

socks in bed.

[spinmyworld]

turn on:

turn off:

[the wit of the staircase]

turn ons:

wooden boats, charm, old cars and trucks that have not been hot rodded, grits, people who smell good when you get close to them, weather so hot that everyone walks around looking like they just had nasty sex, krug champagne, being on the water at dawn, upgrades, a really good sandwich, custom made guns, first gear, a good storyteller, your mom, effortless style

turn offs:

the middle seat, anyone who tries too hard, flowmasters and coffee can exhausts, harley davidson, cold weather, hurricanes, ass antlers, whale tails, tribal, nonsmoking airports, anything stank, rudeness, bordom

[chromesquared]

On: button fly

Off: zippers

[onemancult]

On: guacamole and sour cream

Off: rice-a-roni and pipe dreams

[datasupa]

on: high quality anything

off: low quality anything

[samsikle]

turn on:

gloomy/over cast days

lucky shopping finds in stores you would typically never go into

cutesey house music

the smell of gasoline

turn off:

hot sticky days

when socks get wet

when you can't find something you desperately need

getting rid of all the shit in my room i want to keep but i should toss

[Larry Bird]

turn ons- pale girls with freckles and red hair

-going to the ball park on a warm summer night

-mobile taco stands

turn offs-

girls that go to tanning beds

bananas

[Mr Waffles]

ons/

readheads

discgolf

king of the hill

girls with dirty hair

girls driving any sort of fast german car

EDIT: the baconater

off/

denim skirts

bad shoes

mtv

not being able to hold a conversation

[Charlie Delta]

turn ons- pale girls with freckles and red hair

ons/

readheads

Another one for red haired girls,

didn't know that zeitgeist also goes for taste in girls.

edit: assuming that mr waffles did indeed mean redheads, otherwise I have no clue what he is talking about....

[soundbomber]

on: girl's who smoke bud

off: girl's who don't smoke bud

[seemeugly]

on: coy brunettes with hair in their face and jokes on their lips

off: blondes showing too much cleavage who say like three times a sentence

[onemancult]

on: girls

off: wombats

[artificialsky]

on: cocaine

off: superfuture

[Bona Drag]

on: trashy bitches wearing abercrombie shit with writing on the ass

off: being honest with myself

[the breaks]

off: this 200 euro phone bill i just got

on: overtime at work

[rome1]

turn on: ghost shitting (kind where you only have to wipe once)

turn off: not a ghost shit, and your finger goes through the toilet paper and you touch your shitty ass.

[fg0d]

Turn ons:

Nice legs

peircings

tattoos

Turn offs:

Annoying voices

braces

bad hair

no taste

[jayrock]

on:

boat shoes

a well-dressed female (a rarity around here)

pizza

clear cellophane rolling papers, OCB papers, Zig Zag 1 1/4 papers

flight of the conchords

fifa 07 for ps2

my job

HBO HD

off:

camouflage cargo shorts

people wearing sandals in the city

international shipping rates

my frivolous spending

business casual

student loan repayment

credit cards

laundry

[aziz]

Turn ons:

girls with nice legs

girls with nice bootay

girls with style

Turn offs:

bopper girls

feet

upset stomachs