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Corny White Girls Appreciation


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what seperates corny from non-corny white girls?????

based on my life experience/ education at a college populated by CWGs...

you might be a CWG if....

1) Approximately 19 of your friends' names are variation of Katherine--Kate, Katie, Kathy , etc.

2) You ever wore ugg boots with that multi-colored coach purse. For weeks at a time.

3) You thought it was ok to wear pants that said "juicy" on your ass when you were 12.

4) You sometimes make out with your friend Jen at parties for attention/free booze.

5) You probably liked Jonathan Taylor Thomas and New Kids on the Block about 10 years ago. Then 90210 after that, and probably sex and the city now.

6) I can see you and your friends belting out the words to that Backstreet Boys song with the windows rolled up when I pull up next to your X5 at the stop light.

7) You think you're hot when you turn orange after tanning.

8) You wear a hoodie with the name of your college and food stains on it to class.

9) You've done the walk of shame so much you're not even ashamed anymore.

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based on my life experience/ education at a college populated by CWGs...

you might be a CWG if....

1) Approximately 19 of your friends' names are variation of Katherine--Kate, Katie, Kathy , etc.

2) You ever wore ugg boots with that multi-colored coach purse. For weeks at a time.

3) You thought it was ok to wear pants that said "juicy" on your ass when you were 12.

4) You sometimes make out with your friend Jen at parties for attention/free booze.

5) You probably liked Jonathan Taylor Thomas and New Kids on the Block about 10 years ago. Then 90210 after that, and probably sex and the city now.

6) I can see you and your friends belting out the words to that Backstreet Boys song with the windows rolled up when I pull up next to your X5 at the stop light.

7) You think you're hot when you turn orange after tanning.

8) You wear a hoodie with the name of your college and food stains on it to class.

9) You've done the walk of shame so much you're not even ashamed anymore.

Mang, this shit's so true. It's like a disease in the south...

About #9...I used to work the noon shift on Saturdays at a dorm front desk, and it was like one after another. I would hand out condoms and little packages of kleenex tissues like they were hot dickings. Helped them feel less embarrassed too.

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she got some crazy 5 o'clock shadow going on... bitch needs to shave before she hits the club...

Yeah, she also needs to hit the germanic gene pool before she ends up in this thread.

NAWT WYTE ENUF.

ps- Anger-fucked two CWG's the other night after the bar closed. Waiting on piktores.

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