Super Horny & Bored

[ugarte1213]

hahahahha suckas

[Begåvningsreserven]

Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.

You begin to sway back and forth.

I turn you around to lick your asshole.

I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.

They stink really bad.

I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

I tear off your wooden peg leg.

I ram it up your ass.

Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

And turn you into a fucking candy apple...

I kick you in the face!

The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...

Your parrot flys away.

[Guest jmatsu]

now that was FUNNY!

[jeepster]

www.meatspin.com

[mspark]

damn jeep...that was totally uncalled for.

[soraanaam]

Yes its true. Im down to talk to any males on here. Hit a brother up...

626 261 9382

has anyone tried that number

[jeepster]

damn jeep...that was totally uncalled for.

wowzers. i figured i wasn't gonna be cryptic at all, or do the ole' link switcharoo and just put it out there. obviously you people are untrained in the wary ways of gay pr0n linkage. heres a test.

one of these is not gay pr0n

www.tyranny.org

www.lemonparty.org

www.americanapparel.net

hint: its not AA

[Sayword]

thats not a good look.

[notesee]

Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.

You begin to sway back and forth.

I turn you around to lick your asshole.

I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.

They stink really bad.

I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

I tear off your wooden peg leg.

I ram it up your ass.

Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

And turn you into a fucking candy apple...

I kick you in the face!

The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...

Your parrot flys away.

The descriptive talent is from years of online male on male role play through AOL chat rooms.

[Sayword]

ridin' spinnas

[minya]

I'm going to start neg-repping every blatant Niketalk post I see in WAYWT

[fg0d]

Are you gay or something?

[ugarte1213]

im serious about this. i already got two calls which were amazing.

[ugarte1213]

im bi.......

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

bed, is that you?

[ugarte1213]

nooooooooooooo

[azn8oi]

Where in 626 are you from?

I'm from TC, and no, I'm not going to meet up with you.

[soraanaam]

wait isnt this one of those scams where you call the number and they charge you like 5 bucks per second? i remeber seeing this on dateline or sumshit

[Tyro1]

wait isnt this one of those scams where you call the number and they charge you like 5 bucks per second? i remeber seeing this on dateline or sumshit

BOOYAH!

[rome1]

wait isn't this one of those scaams where you call the number and they charge you like 5 bucks per second? i remember seeing this on dateline or sumshit.

1900-BOO-YAH!

[ugarte1213]

no you idiots, its just my cellphone.

thank you to the people who called and got me out of my boredom.

yall can still call if you want.

[azn8oi]

lol do you go to bp high or sv high?

[buffalocloud7]

sufu has become a meet market for meat eh?

[homi29]

super horny for super gays?