Dirty Dozen +1 (Around the world...)

[denimdestroyedmylife]

:shrug:

i fail at wearing jeans on the internet

[tweeds]

haha the pressure

was never more severe

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i assure you i have them on properly

the fly is in the front, the legs at the bottom, safely secured with a belt, wallet/coin purse and pen knife in pockets

no cuff

[tweeds]

where does your tail go? :confused:

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i tuck it in

:eek:

[M.O.A]

where does your tail go?

Diddy?

??????????????????????????????

[M.O.A]

I never fit into mine and wore them for a year, "with sexy results" (I think Homer said that once.)

its okay i dont fit in mine either....

[tangerine]

wow. so i slept in the jeans again, taking them off only to shower today, and they are back on. a little muddy now. i left my camera in my bag which i left in someone's van so no pics for now.

I stole the van and retrieved the camera; I agree, they look a little muddy.

[ordo]

In lieu of an actual photograph of Diddy, we present an artist's rendering of what he is wearing today. Possibly.

EG | EVISU! | wallet chain made from the foreskins of his enemies

[denimdestroyedmylife]

^ that is a very accurate idea of the fit actually

trinket noted that evisu jeans have this front pocket reinforcement to prevent rips. i like it! wish more jeans had reinforced pockets

incidentally, i got my bag and camera back early this morning. just have to charge it up, upload, snap more pics, upload, rejoice, etc.

[Chicken]

[mizanation]

^^^ umm, thunder thighs?

[coleslawyum]

You know, I never noticed that godzilla had so much cellulite.

[Chicken]

i guess that was decades ago, when standards were a bit different.

nowadays, we might see a heroin chic godzilla or an abmaster godzilla.

[jubei]

funny aside: in one of the newer (Japanese) Godzilla movies, they pitted the old school "thunder thighs" Godzilla against the newer, slimmer American one (from the movie with Matthew Broderick)

Take a wild guess who won. The movie was called Godzilla: Final Wars - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla:_Final_Wars

[Skeese]

^^ the people?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

hi

i am diddlesticks

i am the third person to wear these evisu jeans

on FRIDAY i wore the jeans to a fundraiser in the woods to benefit the trees. i was blurry until morning:

^ that evening i left my bag and camera in a gigantic van. i just got it back this morning. coincidentally, when i returned home, i found my wife watching "sisterhood of the travelling pants" with her sister. i was surprised to learn that it is about a group of girlfriends that each wear the same pair of jeans, one week each, without washing.

gross!

today, being tuesday, i waited at the bus with a friend, but i forgot to adjust the ISO:

^ that's me with the porkpie hat; i hope my pal does not mind me posting his picture...

i helped him DJ his internet radio show on g-town radio; we ate some palak paneer just before this picture:

^ we played mingus' "goodbye porkpie hat"

i took a picture of the front of my person, too:

^ we played an hour of jazz followed by an hour of folk. then i watched my bus pull away without me or my jeans. i waited around for another to come around before jumping on a random bus.

i don't know how i made it home

:confused:

sorry for the delay

i promise that my remaining time with the jeans will be better documented

[denimdestroyedmylife]

hmn. they were even looser before i hot soaked and hot dried them.

yeah... um. you are right, i think. we are shaped different. i am taller and thinner than the aforementioned dudes.

welcome to the future, demon.

[braid]

those fit you very well diddy and go well with your desert bootz. i approve and look forward to more pics.

[Chicken]

woohoo! pics!

they look very different on you indeed. but they actually look narrower to me and i bet it's because they are now worn longer.

very exciting. looking forward to more pics and interesting stories.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

oh i have just figured out who you are

heheheheheheh

[mizanation]

demon, we welcome you to the future. you sound familiar....

anyways, um, diddies!

wow, the best part of this whole thing is seeing how people live and chill and do stuff.

looking good on you, man! and i'm talking about the pork pie hat. for some reason, i could never pull off the pork pie hat. i think it suits longer faces. my thing has always been kangols and fedoras. have you heard jeff beck's version of "goodbye pork pie hat?"

about jeans, they are a great fit on you. i don't think they look too loose at all.

[tweeds]

oh i have just figured out who you are

heheheheheheh

^^hehehehe

ayte but ill hav eto check again no homo hehehe

nice pics diddy. you truly are skinny...giving me some hope of being able to fit into these pants. the pork pie hat is a pretty touch!

[beatle]

Really nice to see these on your long body....

[denimdestroyedmylife]

dear diary

i worked today and read THE IDIOT on the train. then i walked the mile home from the train station, burdened by the empty tupperware that housed my lunch and a plastic take-out container containing the wife's mexican dinner. i squinted to keep the sun out of my head. i remembered that i should take a picture and i took one:

eventually, i found myself at my front door. the key turning the tumblers of the lock confirmed that i arrived at the right dwelling:

i was greeted by cats and chores. then i did my best mr rogers impression, changing out of my work shirt and shoes.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

welcome to the future, demon.

oh i have just figured out who you are

heheheheheheh

demon, we welcome you to the future. you sound familiar....

^^hehehehe

ayte but ill hav eto check again no homo hehehe

^ the quoted exchange is demoniacal

:eek:

[andewhall]

Nice one Diddly, well thorough documentation. I like the pork pie too.

Good movie called "Goodbye Pork Pie"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082464/

Hap & Tg will know.

[red]

haha. love the narration.

[mizanation]

please continue, diddy.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i've been burning the errant threads that have been poking out here and there. light grey whisps of smoke.