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aight.

this stupid game occupies me and my friends

for hours.

give two really bad options.

and so on.

it could go on forever!

to start it off..

would you rather

1.cut off your left pinky.

or

2. get a paper cut from a manila folder on your dickhole.

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in a fire..

1.save your dog

or

2. save your portfolio

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(edit)1. have the abilty to fly but you have to lose your penis.

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BTT

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never have sex.

aight.

this stupid game occupies me and my friends

for hours.

give two really bad options.

and so on.

it could go on forever!

to start it off..

would you rather

1.cut off your left pinky.

or

2. get a paper cut from a manila folder on your dickhole.

---

in a fire..

1.save your dog

or

2. save your portfolio

--

1. have the abilty to fly

or

2.lose your penis.

1. Dickhole

2. Dog. Files are on comp.

3. Ability to fly? This question is retarded. Positive or Negative.

Gay Sex or No Sex?

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fndmybetterhalf

fndmybetterhalf

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- papercut near dickhole since that shit heals no matter how much it hurts

- save my dog

- flyings overated

- never have sex....if you dont have legs, chances of you having sex dims your chances (or so i would think...) and this says nothign about blowjobs

- tony jaa, muay thai is inferior to taekwondo

- cut off legs

- lose my voice (i like hearing things)

1) would you rather

- be blind

- be a quadriplegic

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panikEpenguin

panikEpenguin

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i can't shake the thought of this.. my god..

one of my friends studying to become a nurse has to stick something up the dick hole...that's fucking crazy!

and i'd pick carmen.

would you rather...

...slam your thumb on a car door (and drain the swollen nail with a hot needle)

or

...relive your most embarassing moment

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Bandwagonesque

Bandwagonesque

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Would you rather:

Question 1:

lose your virginity to a porn star of your choice (assuming you're still a virgin) who is open to anything

or

be in an orgy with 10, attractive but quite average 18 year olds, who are all very willing to please and open to anything

Question 2: Same as above but:

- the porn star had at one point an STD - she may or may not have been cured of it

- the orgy now only has 3 girls :(

Question 3: Same as Question 1 but:

- the porn star will only let you titty fuck her

- the girls won't swallow your load, and refuse to allow: anal, fisting, whips and chains, dyking out, rimjobs, watersports, dirty sanchezes, pink socks, and anything else your kinky mind can think of

Question 4: Same as question 1 but:

- the porn star was hot... back in 1970

- the 10 girls are kinda fat, have hairy cooches, and are all CMF's sloppy seconds.

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englandmj7

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actually ive heard that its not very painful. my friend told me about it when he went into surgery and he said it doenst really hurt, but it feels like your peeing with a little bit of pressure.

That all depends. If you are getting it so that after surgery, when you are immobile, you are able to urinate, you are usually drugged up already, and putting it in doesn't hurt at all; once it is in there, you almost don't even notice it.

If, however, you are getting a swab for chlamidyia, or something of the sort, it KILLS as the act of it "going in" is the painful part. I actually collapsed and the nurse had to get me gatorade and something small to eat..............such a wimp.

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englandmj7

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Would you rather:

Question 1:

lose your virginity to a porn star of your choice (assuming you're still a virgin) who is open to anything

or

be in an orgy with 10, attractive but quite average 18 year olds, who are all very willing to please and open to anything

Question 2: Same as above but:

- the porn star had at one point an STD - she may or may not have been cured of it

- the orgy now only has 3 girls :(

Question 3: Same as Question 1 but:

- the porn star will only let you titty fuck her

- the girls won't swallow your load, and refuse to allow: anal, fisting, whips and chains, dyking out, rimjobs, watersports, dirty sanchezes, pink socks, and anything else your kinky mind can think of

Question 4: Same as question 1 but:

- the porn star was hot... back in 1970

- the 10 girls are kinda fat, have hairy cooches, and are all CMF's sloppy seconds.

These questions are all horrible in that, I really don't think ANYONE would choose the first choice for any of them............I personally, have never known anyone that would turn down 10 girls to get with a ridiculously loose/weathered sex celebrity.

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Bandwagonesque

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These questions are all horrible in that, I really don't think ANYONE would choose the first choice for any of them............I personally, have never known anyone that would turn down 10 girls to get with a ridiculously loose/weathered sex celebrity.

Who cares about Question 1... Q2-4 is where it's at. And if anybody would do a porn star instead of 10 average girls, now's their chance to speak up.

And anything beats talking about getting your peehole cut up by a manila folder. That's some sick shit... lol.

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andewhall

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"She's baking a loaf of bread and its sour dough"

(taken from 'Me, Myself and Irene')

Can I get a price check on......

1) have sex with carmen electra

2) have sex with pamela anderson

both have a yeast infection.

death is not an option.

(taken from white girls)

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Bandwagonesque

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would you rather:

1. get your dick cut off?

2. get your balls cut off?

more serious question:

pregnant wife is dying with your unborn child. who would you rather save?

wife or baby? choose one. the other will die

Tough question. You need your dick for a lot of things, getting laid, taking a slash... you need your balls to be a man (hormones, and the symbolism of having "balls"). "All I have in this world is my word, and my balls, and I don't break em for anybody."

Second one is easier.. keep the wife, lose the baby. There's always another chance.

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cheapmuthafukr

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id take the baby and lose the wife... think about how much pussy you could get with that story... "yeah, its just me and my kid... her mom died giving birth to her, and ive been pretty broken up about it..... sure, id love to come over for dinner..."

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Bandwagonesque

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id take the baby and lose the wife... think about how much pussy you could get with that story... "yeah, its just me and my kid... her mom died giving birth to her, and ive been pretty broken up about it..... sure, id love to come over for dinner..."

So your wife is gonna die... and what's running through your head is "man, I'm going to get so much tang in the future now with this story..."... that's classic cmf. Sick, but classic. :D

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cheapmuthafukr

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well... i know how many girls come up just to say hi to my daughter, but have heard about my crazy ex so dont want to fuck with me... no im just imagining that with the ex not in the picture from a tragic situation that would get me mad sympathy from girls... come on.

it would take me a while tho to get over my wifes death... im not heartless.

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Brienneoftarth

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This choice applies only to men.

a) have a man made stinted vagina surgically created in your back and have a dude with a gigantic cock fuck you in it every day till climax for which you will be paid 100K a year tax free. (The faux-gina fuck-hole will be disinfected by a trained physician daily)

B) be artificially inseminated with a fetus in a man made womb, which you will bring to term for nine full months, and will eventually give birth to through your asshole Without lube. This will pay you 250K tax free

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cheapmuthafukr

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This choice applies only to men.

a) have a man made stinted vagina surgically created in your back and have a dude with a gigantic cock fuck you in it every day till climax for which you will be paid 100K a year tax free. (The faux-gina fuck-hole will be disinfected by a trained physician daily)

B) be artificially inseminated with a fetus in a man made womb, which you will bring to term for nine full months, and will eventually give birth to through your asshole Without lube. This will pay you 250K tax free

do you get off when dude is fucking your back vag?

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