would you rather....

[Bandwagonesque]

do you get off when dude is fucking your back vag?

Yeah, I'd like to know WHO has to climax... me or him. Cuz if it's me that had to climax, that could take a while, in which case I'd want to give birth through my ass...

[Brienneoftarth]

mutual climax guys.....

[cheapmuthafukr]

id take the back fucking... bette rlong tm investment. the child will cost more than the initial payout in the long run.

[Brienneoftarth]

yeah....and if you keep your back-vag tight the guy will climax quicker so you could have as little as ten minutes of actual work a day.

[mono14]

This thread will give me some bad dreams.

[holotekor]

1. Drink two 32 ounce nalgenes full of burger king whopper sauce every morning for the next five years

-or-

2. Have every other tooth removed from your mouth

[zehero]

1. Drink two 32 ounce nalgenes full of burger king whopper sauce every morning for the next five years

-or-

2. Have every other tooth removed from your mouth

1.

a finger down the throat will solve the problem

[bangbangbang]

Kind of a play on the manila cut. Would you rather:

a) have little, shallow, but many, papercuts all around your body from the neck down (except for your dick), and then lie down in a tank of rubbing alcohol for 5 minutes,

or

have one deep slit on your dick, and dip it in a bucket of rubbing alcohol for 30 sec?

[sechsies]

a) not tryin to scar my piece

1) beer bong port-o-potty poop water

or

2) suck a dick and take an 8 roper to the face