the "ask an asian" thread.

[duofold]

Is there a country which hasn't been polluated with asians?

Could be a huge swing in tone here...did you mean populated or polluted? Or a Freudian slip?

[Quiver]

wHy dOes tB aZn's tYpE LiKe DiS o__0?

[Quiver]

nvm... i think i answered my own question

[goldengloves]

Could be a huge swing in tone here...did you mean populated or polluted? Or a Freudian slip?

I think there was a cough in there so it's whatever you want it to be. Whichever one wont make this thread swirl into racial depravity.

[DaBestSpoona]

Asian women... why can't they parallel park?

Depends on the geographic region. Most asian girls in NYC and SF who drive are very good at it. But Socal and NJ Asian girls cannot parallel park due to lack of sidewalk parking and an abundance of parking lots.

[DaBestSpoona]

Is there a country which hasn't been polluated with asians?

yes, Iraq, once the war is over, and the rebuilding is far in it's advanced stages, opportunistic Asians such as the Chinese who will open up chicken butchers, fish markets, chinese and tex mex restaurants, followed by Koreans will open laundromats, 24 hour delis, gold\fake sneaker\cellphone shops, followed by the Japanese who will open up a clothing boutique and underground hostess club/jazz bar.

[reka5matik]

why do most Chinese geriatrics smell like moth balls?

[insidertrading]

why am i asian?

[Selegna]

whats up with kimchi?? really, shit is hot smelly garbaaage..

whats up with porn chicks not shaving bush??

whats up with the visor/sunglass things?

whats up with karaoke?

YOU DUMB CHINKS!

[junglejane]

i'd like to thank asians for inventing the sudoku.

[Darkadious]

from what i've seen in porn, i'm sticking with the idea of a good number of azns having below average cocks.

[purplerocket]

i'd like to thank asians for inventing the sudoku.

Isn't that a swedish invention??

[jetlenoir]

i heard alot of white people dont wipe their ass after they take shits. is that true?

we need an "ask a white guy" thread.

We do whipe. It just doesn't come clean because we have hairy buttholes.

[LA Guy]

yes, Iraq, once the war is over, and the rebuilding is far in it's advanced stages, opportunistic Asians such as the Chinese who will open up chicken butchers, fish markets, chinese and tex mex restaurants, followed by Koreans will open laundromats, 24 hour delis, gold\fake sneaker\cellphone shops, followed by the Japanese who will open up a clothing boutique and underground hostess club/jazz bar.

I'd like to point out that in there was a sit down at the last All Asia conference to divvy up the pie. We Chinese wanted the cellphone shops, but the restaurants were more lucrative, so we compromised with the Koreans. They get the cellpone/electronics stores, but we get a 20% skim. The Japanese are out on their own island altogether.

[LA Guy]

whats up with kimchi?? really, shit is hot smelly garbaaage..

whats up with porn chicks not shaving bush??

whats up with the visor/sunglass things?

whats up with karaoke?

YOU DUMB CHINKS!

Kimchi... you'll have to ask one of those Koreans.

Porn chicks: we like it the natural bush,

Visor, sunglasses. Erm, sunglasses for Triad and Yakuza, because they look cool with dark suits. Visors for old folks and tourists, of all races and creeds.

Karaoke: because everyone wants to be a rock star. Or Kenny Loggins. The Asians have just found a way to make money off of it. Don't hate.

[edmond]

why do asians dont smell or have body odors like white people or black people or people from europe have? and why do most asians are richer than white or black people and people from europe?

[jetlenoir]

Why do don't isn't is most of the population of east asia living in poverty while most of white Europe is doing comparatively well? Pick up a grammar book so you can spew racism in our Queen's English, creep.

[yiHan]

i think this thread needs to be shut down now! call in the MODs!

[mizanation]

jeesh, this thread has taken a life of its own. thanks for all the asians who have been busy answering questions.

[Icarus]

[digital_denim]

i'm asian, but i just wanted confirmation...doesn't rabbit candy taste like condensed milk?

[high_contrast]

^ it definitely does.

[Liberation1945]

^ yes definetly...but i always thought condensed milk tasted like rabbit candy...

dont noodles in brown sauce look like earthworms crawling in dirt?

[tweeds]

i'm asian, but do all asians know what milo is?

do they all eat milo powder from the tin, like i do?

[lil brown brother]

i'm asian, but do all asians know what milo is?

do they all eat milo powder from the tin, like i do?

i do this a lot .. eat milo then drink warm milk.. yummy

i'm asian, but i just wanted confirmation...doesn't rabbit candy taste like condensed milk?

yes they do .. do u eat the wrapper too?

[digital_denim]

yes they do .. do u eat the wrapper too?

Yes, i use to pick away as much of that skin as possible as a kid. But now I just eat it.

[bangbangbang]

Are ABCs or CBCs or _BCs the angriest bunch when it comes to white guys dating "their" women?

Do the ABJs, CBJs, ABKs, CBKs, whatever, get just as mad?

Does anyone else eat sweetened condensed milk on white toast?

[mis]

^ Fuck yes. I toast the bread till its slightly brown, Spread sweetened condensed milk all over, and sprinkle magic milo powder all over it. Orgasmic.

[lilodxd]

Are ABCs or CBCs or _BCs the angriest bunch when it comes to white guys dating "their" women?

Do the ABJs, CBJs, ABKs, CBKs, whatever, get just as mad?

Does anyone else eat sweetened condensed milk on white toast?

that is a lot of acronyms. and wtf is milo powder? i've never heard of it in my life.

[moy]

Are ABCs or CBCs or _BCs the angriest bunch when it comes to white guys dating "their" women?

Do the ABJs, CBJs, ABKs, CBKs, whatever, get just as mad?

Does anyone else eat sweetened condensed milk on white toast?

Why do asians have so many acronyms?

I don't see why the others wouldnt get just as mad for white guys having yellow fever.