the "ask an asian" thread.

[Guest jmatsu]

Jgirls are just better at dressing and covering up their ugliness. They`re thin more often than western girls too usually. But imo the hot to ugly ratio is same as any race.

i agree, but as you know, "ugly" japanese women sometimes just give up. they don't don't even leave the house.

[MilSpex]

i agree, but as you know, "ugly" japanese women sometimes just give up. they don't don't even leave the house.

or they settle for foreigners.

edit: also did I say Japanese were a race? Sorry I meant ethnicity. Pisses me off that a lot of Japanese here believe they are a distinct race from the rest of East Asia.

[Pogi]

Do Asians get offended when you call them chink?

I don't but many Asians may. Some of us in Australia kind of use racism as a joke.

are filipinos asian or pacific islander?

We be Asian!

[BTT]

Out of all the East Asian countries, Koreans have the most pride in their ethnicity and just OD on arrogance sometimes.

and Japanese girls aren't even that hot...I'm not really into crooked teeth girls.

[moondog]

and Japanese girls aren't even that hot...I'm not really into crooked teeth girls.

oh well i dont think anyone really is, im just saying a lot of pretty girls i met are japanesse. To bad theyall got clown shoe boy freinds in toronto...

[apu]

why are japanesse girls so beautiful?

yea, but i'd say surgery has been playing a part in recent years

[Selegna]

why are japanesse girls so beautiful?

its all that radiation..

[bangbangbang]

of what? ugly jgirls? of a couple nonjapanese who like ugly jgirls?

Images of both "ugly" and "beautiful" jgirls. None of that airbrushed shit either.

[Kasper]

Jgirls are just better at dressing and covering up their ugliness. They`re thin more often than western girls too usually. But imo the hot to ugly ratio is same as any race.

i know it's all a question of taste, but i'm gonna have to disagree on this one. of all the countries i visited (20+), japan probably has the highest ratio of hot girl with Norway and Israel (ok, i've yet to visit Israel but seriously like 90% of all the Israeli girls i've met we're really hot). on the other hand, some places i've been and lived, well, i won't even say anything, it's just gonna start some useless argument.

yea, but i'd say surgery has been playing a part in recent years

plastic surgery isn't that big in Japan, especially compare to Korea where i've been told it's like a national obsession (it's getting more and more common for japanese, and i heard for other asians as well, to go to Korea to get plastic surgery cause it's cheap and the quality is world class). like someone said earlier, there's still so many ppl with fucked up teeth...

[MilSpex]

oh well i dont think anyone really is, im just saying a lot of pretty girls i met are japanesse. To bad theyall got clown shoe boy freinds in toronto...

Is that what u guys call whitey now?

[BTT]

I think he's talking about black people.

[insomaniac]

I have a few friends that had this surgery done in their late teens. The obsession Japanese women have with lack of fold in our eyelids is crazy.

[Guest DUM]

whoa, weird

[lestat]

How about do Asians get mad when people ask them where they're from? (The person asking the question is stereotyping most Asians as "off the boat."

( Before you answer, keep in mine that you were born in America, speak perfect English, and are 1000X smarter than they are)

It pisses me off. I tell them I'm from NYC and they ask me again where am I from. WTF? are you Hard of Hearing? I said I'm FROM NEW YORK CITY! what do you expect me to say? "Oh me come hele flom China on big containa boat. Me no Kala-tay and ancient Chi-nee-See Kung Fu!

Its worse when they go up to you and ask you if you speak English... I either say in english "No I don't" and walk away or say "yes" and give them wrong directions, towards the opposite direction... =)

Do Asians get offended when you call them chink?

[Guest Airjamie]

Why do asian streetracer douchebags (i think its mostly laotian) always have to shave their fucking heads except for the bangs? What the fuck is that shit.

Why do chicks in most asian porn have hairy vaginas?

[Servo2000]

On the subject of beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, I find white dudes tend to sweat asian girls that look average/ugly alot. Heck, almost any non-asian sweat the creme da la crap.

My korean friend had tons of guys asking her for dates and she looks like any other girl in Seoul.

I am the only white person I know who finds reasonably attractive asians reasonably attractive, nothing more and nothing less.

[MilSpex]

It pisses me off. I tell them I'm from NYC and they ask me again where am I from. WTF? are you Hard of Hearing? I said I'm FROM NEW YORK CITY! what do you expect me to say? "Oh me come hele flom China on big containa boat. Me no Kala-tay and ancient Chi-nee-See Kung Fu!

Its worse when they go up to you and ask you if you speak English... I either say in english "No I don't" and walk away or say "yes" and give them wrong directions, towards the opposite direction... =)

maybe they mean what your ethnic background is but its easier to just say "where u from"?

[MilSpex]

I am the only white person I know who finds reasonably attractive asians reasonably attractive, nothing more and nothing less.

Wow, aint you something special.

[Pogi]

whoa, weird

Low and behold.

[DaBestSpoona]

why are japanesse girls so beautiful?

If you looked at Japanese girls in the 80's they looked like refugees from the golden venture.

[DaBestSpoona]

Its worse when they go up to you and ask you if you speak English... I either say in english "No I don't" and walk away or say "yes" and give them wrong directions, towards the opposite direction... =)

I usually fake an accent and say "no engrish" and speak to someone in perfect english next to me loud and clear.

[GiZMO]

About the eye-thing, there was a segment on the local news about that. Some asian girl around here got the eye surgery done - I'm sure it was in America, where I don't think they do that often. The girl was explaining how many female celebs from her country (Korea) have the double eyelids and it's a sign of beauty, not to mention the belief that the soul lies within eyes stuff.

A few people have mistaken my girlfriend for being part Asian but she's Mexican. She kinda has the eyelid things and slightly chinky. I wish more girls wouldn't wear so much makeup so if they do have natural eye-thingies, they could show it off.

[headcoat]

It pisses me off. I tell them I'm from NYC and they ask me again where am I from. WTF? are you Hard of Hearing? I said I'm FROM NEW YORK CITY! what do you expect me to say? "Oh me come hele flom China on big containa boat. Me no Kala-tay and ancient Chi-nee-See Kung Fu!

Its worse when they go up to you and ask you if you speak English... I either say in english "No I don't" and walk away or say "yes" and give them wrong directions, towards the opposite direction... =)

Next time, reply "QUE?? NO HABLA INGLES!"

[mizanation]

when i was in london, an african dude tried to sell me a watch. he started following me around and shit trying to get me to buy his fake watch. i got pissed off and cursed him out. he said, "what's with the fake new york accent? you're just a fuckin' chink!" the irony of his statement makes me chuckle to this day.

[Roland]

Q: What do Asians eat when they get sick?

[ghostdeini]

I have a few friends that had this surgery done in their late teens. The obsession Japanese women have with lack of fold in our eyelids is crazy.

haha I forgot all about this. both my mom and my grandma have said how lucky I am to have gotten my dad's genes in the eye department. my eyes are still asian/almond-shaped, but I've got the folds

[DJ_Flame]

Q: What do Asians eat when they get sick?

Asians never get sick.

[sidneylo]

If there happens to be an epidemic... we just repopulate.

[Chicken]

It pisses me off. I tell them I'm from NYC and they ask me again where am I from. WTF? are you Hard of Hearing? I said I'm FROM NEW YORK CITY! what do you expect me to say? "Oh me come hele flom China on big containa boat. Me no Kala-tay and ancient Chi-nee-See Kung Fu!

Its worse when they go up to you and ask you if you speak English... I either say in english "No I don't" and walk away or say "yes" and give them wrong directions, towards the opposite direction... =)

i love it when a panhandler demeaningly asks me if i speak english, then proceeds to ask for money after this insult.

Q: What do Asians eat when they get sick?

okayu, also known as rice congee.

[BTT]

I don't think I've ever been asked "Do you speak English", maybe the both of you just look like Fobs.

Last time, I went to NYC with my girlfriend, we would walk around soho and always in one day, some black guy would ignore the hundreds of people around him/me and come up to me and ask "Hey brotha, do you know where 17th street is?" There's thousands of wiggas and niggas around me but yet this "brotha" would come up to me and ask directions. This happened three times in one day and I only stayed in the "city" for 3 hours.

Question: Why are Japanese people so crazy with food?

My dad's friend went abalone hunting one day around Half Moon Bay, so he catches some wild abalone by scuba diving (yeah don't ask) which is a very expensive delicacy. So after he caught some, he gave it to my godbrother's wife who was raised in Japan till she was 18. After she got it, she washed it, then cracked it open. Cut it into sashimi and ate it raw.

WTF?