help sneaking out

[startmeup]

so i made a dumbass move, invited too many people to a party that got busted and now i am grounded for the next 6 months. how did you sneak out in highschool. techniques? suggestions? condescending superbabble?

[Thorns]

Actually condescending superbabble is the only way to sneak out of your house. Trick your parents into letting you go to an "educational" party using large words.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

tiptoe?

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[startmeup]

no i mean excuses, general suggestions...i have a ride, know where shit is happening, just how to get in and out without waking anyone. what did you guys do?

[startmeup]

Trick your parents into letting you go to an "educational" party using large words.

brilliant! hows this.

"it is most important for my developement as a dynamic young member of society that i attend this meeting for the advancement of modern [fill in the blank] because if not my chances at getting into brown are slim if none and i will shame you and become a crazy panhandler in sayreville, new jersey by the time i am 22"

[down4nyhc]

tiptoe?

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did this for 3 years till i had to call my mother from a holding cell.

[cmykhustla]

real simple, sawed-off shotgun

[samsikle]

pop out your screen and creep out your window.

[cuddlysheep]

just runaway from home..youre old enough.

[dry the rain]

out the window, through the basement.... hmmm.....

we're going to need a description of your house and entrances and exits to really help.

make sure that the car you're going to is parked far enough away that no one will hear the engine.

[machineo]

back then i had made an incision on the screen outside my window and would just open it and sneak out. roll the car out the driveway and im good. this was 6 years ago, so maybe theres been improvements in technique

[seraphim]

I used to gymnast my way down the bannister, or climb out of my window and down the drainpipe, onto the bin, which was next to the bench. climbing back up was always a lot harder though, especially drunk.

you could always just do the whole 'I agreed to take part in a community project at school helping kids with behavioural problems by teaching them to play team sports', depends how much your parents pay attention to you.

[diewhitegirls]

Walk out the front door. When the parents say something to you, just be all like, "I understand responsibility and consequences and you're both stupid, so fuck you Hitler."

Throw up your middle finger and curb stomp anyone that gets in your way. At least that's how I do it.

[seraphim]

Walk out the front door. When the parents say something to you, just be all like, "I understand responsibility and consequences and you're both stupid, so fuck you Hitler."

Throw up your middle finger and curb stomp anyone that gets in your way. At least that's how I do it.

alternatively, next time you're allowed out, tell a girl that story. it might even get you laid.

[mizanation]

startmeup, you want to go to brown? i did, and had a good time.

grounded for 6 months??? that sucks, your parents will lighten up the sentence if you show good behavior. if you get caught sneaking out, that's your ass!!!

why don't you pretend to start participating in a shit load of extra-curricular activities? like sports or clubs. pretend that you have to do a bunch of after school stuff, late night. like charity work or something. yeah, you can say you want to volunteer at the nursing home at night, so you have some community service stuff to put down on your college app. that should work...

[Kasper]

dude, i've done this more than a couple time when i was like 13 or 14 and still had a curfew, nothing is more easy. just wait till your parents are asleep and leave from a window either from the basement or the ground floor, you'll never get caught...

[englandmj7]

I was so lucky in high school. I had the only bedroom on the 1st floor of a big house (everyone else was upstairs). I could go through the private back door into my room, or the private french doors opening onto my balcony. Nonetheless, my mom usually always knew when I had been out.......:confused:

[denimdestroyedmylife]

my parents never cared what i did, where, when or with whom

[mizanation]

my parents never cared that much either.

[macuser3of5]

Obviously, your only hope is to kill them in their sleep.

[cuddlysheep]

i second macuser on this.

Obviously, your only hope is to kill them in their sleep.

[@work]

- out the bathroom window

- out your window

- tippytoe without shoes on (watch for the creeks, use the corners of the stairs to get around)

- crash at a friends house instead

Like Selegna said, keep the car in neutral, push down the street, start ignition and your out.

[diewhitegirls]

alternatively, next time you're allowed out, tell a girl that story. it might even get you laid.

Hey, I've got this story...

[red]

Parents? Rules? wtf are those!?

if you must.. wd40 the door hinges, keep your room locked and trun on you radio. push the car half way down the block and then start it, make sure to gas it back up, turn the radio back down, and use odorless fabreeze.

selegna sol speaks the truth.

[andrewfuncrew]

climbed out the window of my sister's room..

flush the toilet and open the side door at the same time..

usually used the front door when coming home though, who is ever awake at 4 or 5?

i even stole their car which was parked outside their window when i was 15 and never got caught

[startmeup]

update: thanks for the help! i have one success story, i got to pregame today after scrubbing the jim beam off my floor with a toothbrush as my punishment by using a (cliche i know) sheet to climb out of my house. and onto the street. got back about 15 mins ago, i reek of skyy and dos equis but at least it worked!

[lil brown brother]

hmmmmmmm .... u sure they dont know u snuck out?

[startmeup]

only time will tell, supercrap, only time will tell

[denimdestroyedmylife]

don't forget to make a dummy of yourself in the bed

[lil brown brother]

youll prolly find out tomorow.......