Random Thoughts...

[evisu 2000]

if u suck ur own dick liek mrylin manson r u mo?

[DüM]

technically it's still masturbation in the sense that yanking your own meat isn't mo.

[evisu 2000]

but yoooo what if your dick like, fell off and like, they couldn't reattach it and like, you got another du's fallen off dick attached and like, it worked all normal and shit. is it mo to masturbate?

[DüM]

if jessica alba's clit fell off and it was replaced by another ho's clit and I got down with her I'd still tell my friends I licked alba's jawn.

sorted?

[doctorworm]

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=01163de81eb60000fd6a95a10272ee51

i saw this on tv today and thought of sufu

the other day i wrote a bunch of comments on a semi popular fashion blog bashing the views of the person that runs it...

she asked me to write for them

confession: i am considering doing it. could be advantageous in many ways

[Sayword]

whats the blog hoe?

[onemancult]

the beautiful people, the beautiful people

[Liberation1945]

what it is ho

[onemancult]

capitalism has made it this way, old fashioned fascism will take it away

[Lab]

pop tart transcendentalism

[Liberation1945]

they should make savory pop tarts with like collard greens and pulled pork filling and barbeque sauce frosting...

[evisu 2000]

catfish and macaroni poptartssssssssssssssss mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[skistar]

its time to buy new shoes.

well, it was probably time 6 mo ago but fuck, thats one thing I've never really understood/liked spending much monies on, even though I prolly should. I hate shoes, my feet don't like being all constricted and not able to breath and shit.

how do you guys spend like $700 on sneaks and shit? I must need a better job so I don't have to care about money anymore.

[skiniks]

i'm starting to think that the large montreal smoked meat sandwich and cigerette combo i just consumed probably wasn't be best idea before bed.

[Liberation1945]

theres nothing greater than having sex/jerkin off before bed but havin a smoke sure is close...you did good dude.

nah but back to the savory pop tarts...yea i mean we got hot pockets and shit but that aint the same thing feel me?

[homi29]

i'm starting to think that the large montreal smoked meat sandwich and cigerette combo i just consumed probably wasn't be best idea before bed.

were to cop?

havent found any great delis in Toronto

I AM ON A NEW COMPUTER IT FEELS GOOD. SO FAST AND CLEAN CHEA

[evisu 2000]

i'm starting to think that the large montreal smoked meat sandwich and cigerette combo i just consumed probably wasn't be best idea before bed.

should've went to banquise instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck i feel like going now...

[landho]

pop tart transcendentalism

Putting the "art" in "pop tart."

[skiniks]

were to cop?

havent found any great delis in Toronto

I AM ON A NEW COMPUTER IT FEELS GOOD. SO FAST AND CLEAN CHEA

this joint in da bridge. cop 1 $6.99 second is .50!

[onemancult]

today for lunch-- walk into random deli near work.

i see they gots a house special hero. what be on it?

fried chicken cutlets, extra-crispy bacon, melted mozzarella, onion rings [yesniggaonionrings], and spicy bbq mayo on garlic bread.

i'm having another one tomorrow. you have no idea.

[Lab]

today for lunch-- walk into random deli near work.

i see they gots a house special hero. what be on it?

fried chicken cutlets, extra-crispy bacon, melted mozzarella, onion rings [yesniggaonionrings], and spicy bbq mayo on garlic bread.

i'm having another one tomorrow. you have no idea.

how come this shit doesn't exist in my country

[landho]

I just spent forty minutes polishing some patent-leather shoes with Vaseline.

[skistar]

cuz it cuts the avg life expectancy in half.

dayum that shit sounds good tho

[Servo2000]

today for lunch-- walk into random deli near work.

i see they gots a house special hero. what be on it?

fried chicken cutlets, extra-crispy bacon, melted mozzarella, onion rings [yesniggaonionrings], and spicy bbq mayo on garlic bread.

i'm having another one tomorrow. you have no idea.

There's a place around here that takes garlic bread and sticks an entire italian dinner into it.

[Liberation1945]

today for lunch-- walk into random deli near work.

i see they gots a house special hero. what be on it?

fried chicken cutlets, extra-crispy bacon, melted mozzarella, onion rings [yesniggaonionrings], and spicy bbq mayo on garlic bread.

i'm having another one tomorrow. you have no idea.

yo wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

wtffffffffffffffffffffffffff wtfffffffffffffffffff wtfffffffffffffff

please direct me to this deli wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

will cop cheap shooz and awesome hero tomorrow

[salaryman]

fried chicken cutlets, extra-crispy bacon, melted mozzarella, onion rings [yesniggaonionrings], and spicy bbq mayo on garlic bread.

goddam this sounds good. they should fry the whole thing and put honey mustard on it.

[Leonard Leroy]

i'd replace the mayo with mustard and put that in my mouth.

[m1sterko]

fuck you...

but farewell! i hope you have a happy life.

treaaat me like shieet.

you + my "best friend" too.

die backstabbers. die.

[onemancult]

deli marche

182 5th Ave nr 23rd st.

on and poppin on and poppin on and poppin on and poppin

[evisu 2000]

fuck fedex, fuck ups, fuck brokerage fees, fuck you