Random Thoughts...

[Rob060]

"Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one."

[haploid]

Chatroulette conversation:

I want to be a fashion designer

Oh yeah? What designers and style and shit are you into

well my fav store is urban outfitters

*Next*

[freecat]

dude you're too cool

[haploid]

Anyone living in a suburban area can vouch for me when I say that 3/5 white girls say things like that just because they've seen a few episodes of Project Runway.

[Protocol]

Seems to be a lot of hate for UO in the U.S.

I for one like my local UO for the serious APC bargains that there always seems to be come sales time. Now they've also got some universal works in (which i envisage nobody buying) i can grab some serious bargains of that come sales time too.

[DüM]

I've heard from a few people that the UO's in Europe are different than ours.

[crissyw]

yo what they sell APC at your UO?

why don't they sell at US UO

[haploid]

Wait they stock APC at UO near you? Shit. I might have to reconsider my hatred for the place. Every Urban Outfitters I've ever been to is stocked full of overpriced shit of terrible quality, blaring "indie electronica" and keffiyeh-wearing pudgy girls pounding away on their Blackberries and Sidekicks.

[farmer]

bears

beets

battlestar galactica

[junglejane]

DlVA!!!

[Protocol]

Oh i assumed shit was the same. Don't get me wrong, other than the few decent brands UO stock the rest is still absolute waste.

@ dragqueen LOLZ

whoever managed to take that photo stream is a fucking genius.

[6ixes&7evens]

DlVA!!!

[gfunkdocta]

[evisu 2000]

[phen3N]

how do you pronounce miike snow??

[skiniks]

[junglejane]

[Magsåvningsreserven]

BLAAAAAP

shadrack and the mandem are the funniest

[jayrock]

[junglejane]

SPONTANEOUS GIF PARTY!!!

[skiniks]

[evisu 2000]

[High Monika]

[broneck]

[redX]

[freecat]

[julzkind]

dont wna mess up the gif party but...

its a boy

[crissyw]

congrats julz!!! now you can prepare for the steezyness of the baby!

[julzkind]

ty doll!

for some reason every damn girl in this family wants to buy him pumas

[6ixes&7evens]

Congrats Julz