Random Thoughts...

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

if you are catholic you are christian!

[junglejane]

BUTT PLUG HEELS?!?!!

ay virgencitaaaaaaa

[notesee]

Are there any black gothninjas? Most gothninjas I see are azn or white guys.

If you want a real sight, go to Chinatown to check out the black mall goths.

[dunkin deeznuts]

alot of asian kids were doing the "goth / new wave " thing in the 80s while listening to Depeche mode and all that other new wave stuff. in nYC, most of them went to Stuy or Bronx science lol

[stuntastic]

Dat sux^

i went to this interview to try and do volunteer for this world camp thing cause it sounded alright, wouldn't mind doing that sort of volunteer work. i knew it was christian based but i didn't know to what degree of religiousness it was on. the first thing they asked me was if i was christian. i said no i'm catholic. and then they asked me if i was ever tempted by sin. i wanted to start laughing but i was lying out of my teeth. i bet they knew i was a sinner from the second i walked in.

Did Raptor Jesus interview you?

[stuntastic]

UGH...

My lady got me "addicted" to coffee...

I wake up tired, whenever I've had a cup the day before.

Had a cup of decaf last night, and I couldn't sleep well and woke up tired as fuck...

Fuck coffee BUT I NEED IT I SWEAR I DO

[Rob060]

i need to kick the energy drink habit. i don't like hot drinks so i go for those. :/

[TransparentCranium]

IeA9gH_iWXY

[samsikle]

Did Raptor Jesus interview you?

ahaha that woulda been better. i was interviewed by like a panel, a young asian guy, and old korean guy with an interpreter and some old white guy who straight looked like a pedophile. with dwight schrute glasses and all.

[newaesthetic]

i need to kick the energy drink habit. i don't like hot drinks so i go for those. :/

ugh, same.

i just realized i have a huge can of monster sitting here. and here i was thinking i'd need something to mix my vodka with tonight.

[Hendodo]

me and my dad were cleaning up the house, and we found many wasp hives in random places. this one was found in a small hole right outside the doorway:

[CUTUP]

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/780873--father-retrieves-stolen-stroller-in-craigslist-sting

This guy got fucking owned ^

Long story short, a guy steals a fathers expensive stroller off the porch. The man who got jacked looks over local Craigslist listings for it until someone lists it.

He finds the guy, takes his picture along with pics of his license plate and he gets arrested by the cops, and the dad gets his stroller back. He apparently knew it was his due to chalk markings his kids put on it before it was stolen

[redX]

wow. awesome. a $750 stroller

[CUTUP]

wow. awesome. a $750 stroller

I know man, personally I wouldnt be stupid enough to leave something worth that much money sitting on my porch in the first place, but thats another argument

That shit better have in dash dvd, rims and a slick ass paint job for that much cash, the kid is a balla and he isnt even old enough to wipe his own ass

[blm14]

This is a search that I just did on facebook. Someone fire their search programmers:

[amardeep]

hipster kitty is so next level

[junglejane]

my friend is dating a new guy. he came out with us tonight and while we were in his car I decided to ask him what kind of music he likes. he says "rock" and I'm all "oh that's cool, like what kind of rock are you into specifically" and he tells me with this enthusiastic smile on his face that he loves linkin park, nickelback and evanescence (the FIRST album, he stresses).

LOTH FOR WORDTH

[Rob060]

666 rep

[chantheman]

and right about now half of Americas brackets went to shit.

[tac0tron]

my friend is dating a new guy. he came out with us tonight and while we were in his car I decided to ask him what kind of music he likes. he says "rock" and I'm all "oh that's cool, like what kind of rock are you into specifically" and he tells me with this enthusiastic smile on his face that he loves linkin park, nickelback and evanescence (the FIRST album, he stresses).

LOTH FOR WORDTH

lolololololololololololololol

[Case]

glasses and mustaches.

ALL I SEE

IS GLASSES AND MUSTACHES

[tac0tron]

Kenny's best death yet.

[Servo2000]

ive been listening to black dice and watching jonas brothers / miley cyrus videos on mute for like half an hour

[Rob060]

[Rob060]

save the children...

[fang]

leaving to big sur for a week of camping and tripping. bye!

[Rob060]

[freecat]

speaking of god. you guys surely remember Jean Pierre Mattei right ? french dude wearing ultracrazy clothes sending the love to everyone and displaying the book of penis... he's back on a french forum, so if you want to check out what he became.

http://forum.commeuncamion.com/36_styles/que_portezvous_aujourdhui_photo_edition_avec_commentaires-t4049.17385.html

[skiniks]

i think i should probably shave for my next job interview

[kaws&effect]

LIFE on the discovery channel HD is my new favorite show