job opening

[skeetinmynose]

supertrash is currently seeking a passionate individual to join an expanding division within the forum as an "autist".

 

Do you find yourself tossing and turning in your sleep, wondering what happened to superfuture user mass? Have you spent hours researching the influence of wEstSidE? Do you refer to superfuture users by their first name because you found them on Facebook or on the explore page on Instagram? Do you have an anime avatar? Find that you can't stop thinking about an obscure third-world designer? You might be an "autist"!

 

Duties and Responsibilities:

 

• extensive knowledge of superfuture history and ability to recall past events and posts as if you were present (ex. "remember that time mass hung out with sidneylo in new york in 2008? good times hah")
• critiquing waywt posts for historical and contextual accuracy
• complimenting waywt poster's body parts
• knowing intimate details about specific superfuture users
• posting minimum 10 posts daily, creation of obscure threads in other subforums
• maintaining dead city/meet-up threads
• writing minimum 1000 word essay posts on subjects such as: "my personal style evolution", "fuuma's pants: to pleat or not to pleat", "why ramen sucks"
• bumping 2 year old threads
• incorrectly using terminology: "fuckboi", "goaty"
• defending superfuture from dangerous compilation picture threads and malicious cross-forum invaders
• frequenting and researching other forums, including, but not limited to: stylezeitgeist, r/malefashionadvice, 4chan /fa/, hypebeast, caretags 
• special project: quitting superfuture and returning with a new bully internet persona (project timeframe 1-2 years)

 

Competencies:

• friendly internet social skills (poor real-life social skills highly desirable)
• basic grammar and comprehension not required, but will help in writing essay posts
• ability to recite your cranium circumference on command
• propensity to type superfuture usernames in bold
• stubborn and unable to take feedback from others

 

Education and Experience:

• newly registered users preferred
• users older than 6 months must have >1000 post count
• maximum 5 months internet fashion experience
• minimum 20 yjp/rakuten searches per day

 

We offer a friendly working environment, great benefits, and world-class training from superfuture autists and historians.

 

Apply within thread with a minimum 200-word post detailing why you feel you deserve this title and quote your favorite fuuma picture. Attach any gold star posts with your resume.

 

 

Have a Blessed Evening,

skeetinyournose

senior cav empt autist

[netw0rth]

hiring small frail asianboys / plainfaced simps?

[llobey]

if hired i can contribute a rare picture of famous superfuture.com member wEstSidE with a mosin

 

pm for details

[Hsin8]

This thread triggered other hsin8 and now he won't come out to S rank and 100% the new PC Port of Metal Gear Solid 5 Ground Zeroes to get all the achievements within 24 hours of release anymore

 

thanks a lot

Edited December 19, 2014 by Hsin8

[netw0rth]

okay i guess the thread's over... hsin8 ruined it for everyone 

[skeetinmynose]

  On 12/19/2014 at 9:18 PM, Hsin8 said:

This thread triggered other hsin8 and now he won't come out to S rank and 100% the new PC Port of Metal Gear Solid 5 Ground Zeroes to get all the achievements within 24 hours of release anymore

 

thanks a lot

 

 

strong candidate

[only_time]

one poster comes to mind instantly...

[frasier oiseau]

[Tiger_style]

  On 12/20/2014 at 12:07 AM, only_time said:

one poster comes to mind instantly...

 

jmatsu

[wEstSidE]

this is one of the best threads on sufu, full stop.

[wEstSidE]

BRUH

[sawyer]

does posting in this thread automatically put me in the candidate pool

 

i also never use punctuation

Edited December 20, 2014 by sawyer

[wahwho11]

should i add my custom minecraft and tony hawk pro skater levels in my portfolio?

[Fuuma]

I think I still have a picture of Sidneylo sleeping on my couch on a backup somewhere, for the creepy autist completist this could be a major coup.

[skeetinmynose]

the ideal candidate for this position already has that photo saved on their desktop and backed up

[blm14]

What is the pay like? Do you offer benefits? Healthcare? Flex spending? Tuition reimbursement? Sick days? 

[I can't read the rules]

4chan meme expert here, am i paid in hba for internet nerds cav empt and gosha rubichinsky or expected to...

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

do it for free

Edited December 26, 2014 by ver

[skeetinmynose]

compensation is doe

 

4chan specialization is compensated yearly as (1) pair of rick owens geobaskets (in black/milk colorway).

 

thank you for your interest have a blessed evening

[CronutEh]

goat (10)

[e0d9n0b5]

yeah what happened to sufu chat?

[sawyer]

this entire forum is like basically a chatroom at this point

 

sufu is dead, long live sufu

[netw0rth]

  On 12/28/2014 at 7:09 PM, e0d9n0b5 said:

yeah what happened to sufu chat?

ddml started spying on chat and reading logs and suspended people if they said shit like "faggot" or "nigga" so naturally the homophobic / racist chatgoers (all of them basically)  had to dip or get banned 

[llobey]

damn tryna ayyy the whole chat...

[rafsemens]

=]

[rafsemens]

:/

[CASSAVA PIECE]

[skeetinmynose]

 

 

 

applicants with the ability to create similar autistic illustrations for superfuture will be heavily considered for candidacy

 

have a blessed evening

[e0d9n0b5]

frequency of discussion: almost nonstop

[Sausage Hunter]

[I told a mod to fuck off]

i aint gonna read all that shit you autist