You know you're addicted...

[travisio]

i think we're all addicted.

Drug addiction signs:

• Increase or decrease in appetite; changes in eating habits, unexplained weight loss or gain.
  
• Smell of substance on breath, body or clothes.
  
• Extreme hyperactivity; excessive talkativeness.
  
• Needle marks or bruises on lower arm, legs or bottom of feet.
  
• Change in overall attitude / personality with no other identifiable cause.
  
• Changes in friends: new hang-outs, avoidance of old crowd, new friends are drug users.
  
• Change in activities; loss of interest in things that were important before.
  
• Drop in school or work performance; skips or is late to school or work.
  
• Changes in habits at home; loss of interest in family and family activities.
  
• Difficulty in paying attention; forgetfulness.
  
• Lack of motivation, energy, self-esteem, discipline. Bored, "I don't care" attitude.
  
• Defensiveness, temper tantrums, resentful behavior (everything's a hassle).
  
• Unexplained moodiness, irritability, or nervousness.
  
• Violent temper or bizarre behavior.
  
• Unexplained silliness or giddiness.
  
• Paranoia -- suspiciousness.
  
• Excessive need for privacy; keeps door locked or closed, won't let people in.
  
• Secretive or suspicious behavior.
  
• Car accidents, fender benders, household accidents.
  
• Chronic dishonesty; trouble with police.
  
• Unexplained need for money; can't explain where money goes; stealing.
  
• Unusual effort to cover arms, legs.
  
• Change in personal grooming habits.
  
• Possession of drug paraphernalia.

[Chicken]

i think we're all addicted.

Denim addiction signs:

• Increase or decrease in appetite; changes in eating habits, unexplained weight loss or gain.
  
• Smell on body and/or clothes.
  
• Extreme hyperactivity; excessive talkativeness but mostly about denim.
  
• Indigo marks on lower arm, legs, bottom of feet, hands, crotch, pretty much everywhere.
  
• Change in overall attitude / personality with no other identifiable cause.
  
• Changes in friends: new hang-outs, avoidance of old crowd, new friends are users who frequent superfuture.
  
• Change in activities; loss of interest in things that were important before.
  
• Drop in school or work performance; skips or is late to school or work.
  
• Changes in habits at home; loss of interest in family and family activities, sudden increase of interest in photography.
  
• Difficulty in paying attention; forgetfulness.
  
• Lack of motivation, energy, self-esteem, discipline. Bored, "I don't care about anything else other than my fades" attitude.
  
• Defensiveness, temper tantrums, resentful behavior (any jeans that're not selvage are jokes).
  
• Unexplained moodiness, irritability, or nervousness.
  
• Violent temper or bizarre behavior, especially when something spills on their jeans.
  
• Unexplained silliness or giddiness.
  
• Paranoia -- suspiciousness.
  
• Excessive need for privacy; keeps door locked or closed, won't let people in.
  
• Secretive or suspicious behavior including use of digital photography with their pants off.
  
• Car accidents, fender benders, household accidents from concentrating too much on denim.
  
• Chronic dishonesty; trouble with moderators.
  
• Unexplained need for money; embarrassed to explain where money goes; stealing.
  
• Unusual effort to cover legs no matter how hot it is.
  
• Change in personal grooming habits, very infrequent use of washing machines.
  
• Possession of castile soap.

slightly modified for truth.

[CrashTestBrummie]

When you're new to all this, but read the whole thread in one go and realise that you've done a whole heap of the things people have posted already...

When you live 26 floors up, and get into the habit of going up the stairs, two at a time, because you KNOW it's going to be worth it!

When you go to the gym at 9am on a Saturday so no one can see you doing a session in your jeans to get them soaked and creased.

And when you do the same on a weekday night, when it's busy, 'cause you just don't care...

[Guest thehoj]

When you decide to remove the 45 year old furnace from your house in your jeans because you know it'll put some really intense stress on them, even though your furnace has asbestos all through it and you still don't plan on washing your jeans after.

When typing "45 year old furnace" instantly makes you think of 45rpm...

[theetruscan]

When you go to the gym at 9am on a Saturday so no one can see you doing a session in your jeans to get them soaked and creased.

And when you do the same on a weekday night, when it's busy, 'cause you just don't care...

Man, the ONE time I forgot my gym shorts and tried to do my workout in jeans, I got kicked out of my gym.

[ron2331]

trying to explain that your jeans are a investment and in the end you will end up saving money.

your defense for telling people that wearing jeans everyday isnt dirty is i havent gotten a rash or a infection and i could always febrezze them if they smell.

[Tekrah70]

when you see an old familiar logo and instead of the company springing to mind a whole different pictture forms and you smile to your self and shake your head!

[hurleyboarder11]

You know you're addicted when you look through your previous digital imaging class projects and find this:

A COLLAGE MADE OF DENIM PARTS!

[thecrisisofimperialorder]

Nice job hurleyboarder!

[spunkey]

When you decide to remove the 45 year old furnace from your house in your jeans because you know it'll put some really intense stress on them, even though your furnace has asbestos all through it and you still don't plan on washing your jeans after.

When typing "45 year old furnace" instantly makes you think of 45rpm...

Thought that when I started reading too:p

[ADDIC]

haha nice hurley

[McFly2015]

Crazy stuff hurleyboarder11.

[fattybfat]

^even better if there is selvage as the curb

[cure]

you know you're addicted when you think about the omgz cr4zy stackage as you push your pants down to your ankles when you take a dump.

and yes, i just took a dump.

[grouse_allergy]

You know you're addicted...

when you bother going into the "you know you're addicted" thread when you're supposed to meet your girlfriend in barely five minutes and still haven't brushed your teeth.

and +rep, cure. hahahaha

[scoki]

You decide to diet because you want to fit into the jeans that you bought one size down because "it was such a great deal". I need to lose half an inch in my thighs to fit these jomons perfectly. omg omg omg.

[the_state]

you know you're a redneck if you think taco bell is a mexican phone company.

oh, wait...

[Mihalis]

when you can relate to every post in this thread

[cure]

when you almost want to tell your girlfriend to be careful when shes pulling your jeans off of you, but alas, she's going to be sucking your dick.

[CrashTestBrummie]

...when you realise the ultimate irony of your addiction:

in order to be able to afford the jeans that you really want to be wearing and breaking in, you're probably going to have to wear a suit a lot of the time...

[bfan]

you know you're addicted when you think about the omgz cr4zy stackage as you push your pants down to your ankles when you take a dump.

and yes, i just took a dump.

haha fuck I thought I was the only one

[HeatBeast23]

when you constantly wipe anything on ur hands to your jeans.

when you wont fold them up bc ur afraid it will mess with the creases.

when u get an orgasm looking at ur fades after the wash.

[Kodiak]

when you constantly wipe anything on ur hands to your jeans.

when you wont fold them up bc ur afraid it will mess with the creases.

when u get an orgasm looking at ur fades after the wash.

i do it the other way around, i used to wipe my hands on my jeans, but now i wipe them on anything but my jeans

[selaviso]

^ cuz you dont want to mess up your precious jeans?

you know your addicted when you get pissed because your left pant leg has more wear than your right... wtf? i wonder if thats just me.

or when you wont put certain shit in your front pockets.

[chong]

My right leg has more wear than my left, but my combs on the left are better than the right. Frustrating lol.

[selaviso]

My right leg has more wear than my left, but my combs on the left are better than the right. Frustrating lol.

haha i know right.

[toufu]

or when you wont put certain shit in your front pockets.

LOL so true.....dont keep anything bigger than a few coins

[selaviso]

LOL so true.....dont keep anything bigger than a few coins

haha yeah and when you actually use your coin pocket to hold coins and anything else that fits so it wont create any unwanted fades.

[selaviso]

oh and also when you switch to hand roll cigarettes because its easier to throw those in your back pocket than a regular cigarette box...too bulky.

[ThugLife]

I dont know if someone has said this one but when you take off your jeans before you go to bed and you look at them for at least 5 minutes looking to see if your fadeZ are better