superconfessional

[TransparentCranium]

i booze too much at work

ugh

[bouwnt]

i haven't gone to bed before 4 am in so long

get outta here...

[dino might]

i know you didnt pay for that

i didnt buy those in particular but not all my booze is free

dino- did you guys play wisest wizard or something or just stacking cans?

just felt like stacking cans

[salaryman]

should've drank tall boys like your friend.

[TokenIndianKid]

after never really being a very emotional person towards females

i had been pretty involved with this one indian girl here at school and went soft and shit because i really, really thought she was diggin me...well long story short as it didnt play out once i told her how i felt and all that shit because

"she wasnt ready for a relationship with anyone right now, and wanted to enjoy the single life"

so i figured that was cool, why would she lie to me about something like that right?

wow i was fucked up wrong on that one, went out for a dinner party last night for a mutual friend and she came on the arm of some fucking douchebag (refer to http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com)

so this happened at around 930pm and i was already shitfaced by 830pm. So knowing my good sense of judgement (or lack thereof) i started being rude to her date which eventually resulted in a verbal altercation followed by a fist fight

and i had the pleasure of being "that guy" who ruined the evening by starting a fight

it was beautiful.

[timber]

i haven't gone to bed before 4 am in so long

I thought I would stay up but I was insanely tired from no-sleep midterm week.

Then I was having this really REALLY stupid dream about colourizing a photo and there was this really large woman with a red dress being held down on a dentist table while there was this photoshop tutorial going on, taking the colour in and out of her dress while she tried to escape, when suddenly I bolted awake and saw the time: 7AM.

[Servo2000]

Then I was having this really REALLY stupid dream about colourizing a photo and there was this really large woman with a red dress being held down on a dentist table while there was this photoshop tutorial going on, taking the colour in and out of her dress while she tried to escape, when suddenly I bolted awake and saw the time: 7AM.

I've definitely had similar reality-meets-photoshop dreams.

[capa]

I absolutely hate my job.

[bouwnt]

i really luv when the cops go by and they just kinda tug their siren like WOOP WOP

[salaryman]

pig lover, thats 10 years in ghetto purgatory for having admitted that.

[Caps Lock]

I always have a mental list of shit to do thats pretty important in my life right now but I never get to it. I dont know why I do this. I'm such a life procrastinator.

[Pickering]

Whenever I'm bored in class I make lists/schedules.

[weidna]

i really luv when the cops go by and they just kinda tug their siren like WOOP WOP

they could cut costs dramatically if they ditched their sirens and put me on top of their cars and i be all like "WHOOOOOOOOO. OOOOOOOOO. WOOOOOOOOP. WHOOOOOOOOOOO"

[suicide]

im premeditating a no call-no show tonight.

to follow up:

possibly fired. could have been the final nail in my coffin with this company.

they're a bunch of crooked fucks anyway, so whatever.

but in regards to what i did instead last night, totally worth it.

[dino might]

^thats the spirit.

[julzkind]

so my cousin and i were play fighting yesterday and i really thought i could punch pretty hard until i took one of her hits.

she fucked me up. i have bruises on my arms and collar bone...we didnt stop until she punched me in the head and we heard a cracking sound.

:o she hits like a fuckin man....actually, my ex didnt hit that hard.

[mrip]

to follow up:

possibly fired. could have been the final nail in my coffin with this company.

they're a bunch of crooked fucks anyway, so whatever.

but in regards to what i did instead last night, totally worth it.

what did you do

[suicide]

^

my manager's sister-in-law.

pwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnt

[terrible!]

:o she hits like a fuckin man....actually, my ex didnt hit that hard.

Pretty funny how quickly a story can go from midly amusing to horribly depressing. How many smileys does it take to get to the depressing center? Three. Three depressing smileys.

[bouwnt]

...the world may never know.

[Guest Phrost]

i think my gf is cheating on me. she can't even look in my eyes anymore when she gives me head. she must feel guilty.

i don't know what to say

[julzkind]

Pretty funny how quickly a story can go from midly amusing to horribly depressing. How many smileys does it take to get to the depressing center? Three. Three depressing smileys.

aw, sorry. dont feel bad, i kicked him in the balls a couple times too.

[jordanelias]

i got hit with the "you're amazing, logically you're perfect, but some intangible, essential piece is missing so i can't date you, i'm sorry" line last night.

it's unfortunate, but what can you do? it takes two, shit happens, and i understand where she's coming from as i've done the same to girls before. it's weird being on the receiving end of it.

[ProfMonnitoff]

thats a superbitchmade way of saying you got friendzoned

nothing you can do anymore

[samsikle]

Whenever I'm bored in class I make lists/schedules.

the last anthro lecture i went to i made my friend a word search. with such words as sucks!, baguette, and jewish. (because she's jewish.. and filipino, kind of weird)

[jordanelias]

thats a superbitchmade way of saying you got friendzoned

nothing you can do anymore

agreed.

the odd thing to the puzzle is that we made out friday. when she told me this yesterday, it was on the back of having acted like a couple for the night.

addendum: i did not initiate all actions.

[freecat]

i haven't gone to bed before 4 am in so long

i was about to quote this and say i was like that but not anymore... it's 3.26am there so...

[sistersuzie]

fuck i'm high/ wired and i think that my seconds are faster than regular seconds...

[bouwnt]

the faster seconds are called "micro-seconds"

[terrible!]

I've wanted to rep bouwnt like 4 times in the past 3 days but I cant.

This is a confession of intention and a quasi +rep, I only hope its enough.

EDIT: I don't know if sistersuzie knows this but her signature makes her my arch-enemy. Its unfortunate I have to kill her (with love) now.