superconfessional

[capa]

I absolutely hate my job.

[bouwnt]

i really luv when the cops go by and they just kinda tug their siren like WOOP WOP

[salaryman]

pig lover, thats 10 years in ghetto purgatory for having admitted that.

[Caps Lock]

I always have a mental list of shit to do thats pretty important in my life right now but I never get to it. I dont know why I do this. I'm such a life procrastinator.

[Pickering]

Whenever I'm bored in class I make lists/schedules.

[weidna]

i really luv when the cops go by and they just kinda tug their siren like WOOP WOP

they could cut costs dramatically if they ditched their sirens and put me on top of their cars and i be all like "WHOOOOOOOOO. OOOOOOOOO. WOOOOOOOOP. WHOOOOOOOOOOO"

[suicide]

im premeditating a no call-no show tonight.

to follow up:

possibly fired. could have been the final nail in my coffin with this company.

they're a bunch of crooked fucks anyway, so whatever.

but in regards to what i did instead last night, totally worth it.

[dino might]

^thats the spirit.

[julzkind]

so my cousin and i were play fighting yesterday and i really thought i could punch pretty hard until i took one of her hits.

she fucked me up. i have bruises on my arms and collar bone...we didnt stop until she punched me in the head and we heard a cracking sound.

:o she hits like a fuckin man....actually, my ex didnt hit that hard.

[mrip]

to follow up:

possibly fired. could have been the final nail in my coffin with this company.

they're a bunch of crooked fucks anyway, so whatever.

but in regards to what i did instead last night, totally worth it.

what did you do

[suicide]

^

my manager's sister-in-law.

pwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnt

[terrible!]

:o she hits like a fuckin man....actually, my ex didnt hit that hard.

Pretty funny how quickly a story can go from midly amusing to horribly depressing. How many smileys does it take to get to the depressing center? Three. Three depressing smileys.

[bouwnt]

...the world may never know.

[Guest Phrost]

i think my gf is cheating on me. she can't even look in my eyes anymore when she gives me head. she must feel guilty.

i don't know what to say

[julzkind]

Pretty funny how quickly a story can go from midly amusing to horribly depressing. How many smileys does it take to get to the depressing center? Three. Three depressing smileys.

aw, sorry. dont feel bad, i kicked him in the balls a couple times too.

[jordanelias]

i got hit with the "you're amazing, logically you're perfect, but some intangible, essential piece is missing so i can't date you, i'm sorry" line last night.

it's unfortunate, but what can you do? it takes two, shit happens, and i understand where she's coming from as i've done the same to girls before. it's weird being on the receiving end of it.

[ProfMonnitoff]

thats a superbitchmade way of saying you got friendzoned

nothing you can do anymore

[samsikle]

Whenever I'm bored in class I make lists/schedules.

the last anthro lecture i went to i made my friend a word search. with such words as sucks!, baguette, and jewish. (because she's jewish.. and filipino, kind of weird)

[jordanelias]

thats a superbitchmade way of saying you got friendzoned

nothing you can do anymore

agreed.

the odd thing to the puzzle is that we made out friday. when she told me this yesterday, it was on the back of having acted like a couple for the night.

addendum: i did not initiate all actions.

[freecat]

i haven't gone to bed before 4 am in so long

i was about to quote this and say i was like that but not anymore... it's 3.26am there so...

[sistersuzie]

fuck i'm high/ wired and i think that my seconds are faster than regular seconds...

[bouwnt]

the faster seconds are called "micro-seconds"

[terrible!]

I've wanted to rep bouwnt like 4 times in the past 3 days but I cant.

This is a confession of intention and a quasi +rep, I only hope its enough.

EDIT: I don't know if sistersuzie knows this but her signature makes her my arch-enemy. Its unfortunate I have to kill her (with love) now.

[sistersuzie]

the faster seconds are called "micro-seconds"

wow, you so smart.

your i.q. must be 90 or somethin'. me 70 famz. close to real reatrd loll.

p.s.

i really like bownt. for real no sarcasm

[bouwnt]

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(_nuts__|_____)

[sistersuzie]

^^ yo i can't rep you just now

but cooll signature really.

must ive take a lot of time to figure that out

[e0d9n0b5]

I've wanted to rep bouwnt like 4 times in the past 3 days but I cant.

This is a confession of intention and a quasi +rep, I only hope its enough.

EDIT: I don't know if sistersuzie knows this but her signature makes her my arch-enemy. Its unfortunate I have to kill her (with love) now.

somebody who feels my pain.. I've wanted to rep him for at least a week now.

seems like somebody who I would want to hang out with in real life.

[Vs Toto]

thirding the bouwnt is trill sentiment

[chronoaug]

i would also like to express my appreciation for bouwnt but just because i like rep beasting

[dino might]

i think my trouble recently has been ive been trying to divide myself up amongst too many hunniez. my skillz are getting too thinly distributed to each bird and as a result leaving me tang-less. i need to rework my strategy, clearly. sure theres others if i want to shoot fish in a bucket but not the caliber/type im tryina hook, feel meh? i heard/read/whatever this anecdote once, cant remember from where or how long ago, but it went something like a story about three guys and three girls at a bar. one guy picks one girl, another picks another for certain reasons, each tries to spit game and comes up short whilst the third dood has decided to ignore them all and in the end gets the whole lot fighting over him. i donno, the details are fuzzy, but thats the gist.